This is an old practice going back to some of the very first FF on .
This is taken from the Funny Thread on the Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles Wiki on
So R&R and give and send some Quotes of your own and I'll put them up in the new chapters.
I own nothing of the following!!
The Best of Sarah and Derek
(Missing Scene Tower is tall but the fall is short)
Sarah: Sherman is a... a therapist.
Derek: Oh... Yours?
Sarah: Christ, you couldn't resist, could you?
Derek: What? I'm not saying you *need* therapy.
Sarah: What? Wait, wait, wait, I need therapy?
Derek: I didn't say that. I didn't *say* that.
Sarah: What could I possibly need a therapist Reese? Huh? You're the doctor, tell me!
Derek: I don't know... inability to relax?
Sarah: "Inability to relax"?
Derek: Your obsession with Pancakes.
Sarah: Pancakes?
Derek: You asked!
Inspired by scene from twister
Sarah: Terminator. 2 o'clock.
Derek: Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?
Sarah: Over there!
Inspired by house
[Watching Cameron take abuse from Jesse]
Sarah: she can't do that do that to our Termie.
Derek: Only we can do that to our Termie.
Inspired by Animals House
(Sarah and Derek sitting on the couch together watching TV)
Derek: Oh, nice. 16 Candles is on.
Sarah: And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this Family goes to... Derek Reese! Come on down! Take a bow!
Derek: Shut up, Sarah. It's a classic
Inspired by Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Sarah: I want to see more of you around the house.
Derek: Fine. I'll gain weight.
Inspired by Real Genius
[Missing scene desert cantos]
Derek: You better lock it up.
Sarah: No, you lock it up!
Derek: You lock it up!
Sarah: You lock it up!
Derek: You lock it up!
Sarah: Lock it up
Oh you know
[Missing Scene from Automatic for the People]
Sarah: [in response to the janitor's outfit she's wearing] I'm not even gunna say it, but you know I'm upset.
Derek: Yes. But I think you look good.
Sarah: You know I don't look good
Sarah: I can't stand you.
Derek: I loathe you.
Sarah: I despise you.
Derek: I hate you.
Sarah: I can get us a room.
Derek: I can drive
Inspired by Two Guys and a Girl
Sarah: Derek, you can't sleep in my bed, people talk enough as it is. Go sleep on the couch.
Derek: I can't sleep on the couch. Last week I spilled milk on it and for some reason it smells bad.
Sarah: So go sleep on the floor!
Derek: I can't sleep on the floor.
Sarah: Why not?
Derek: For some reason there's a trail of ants leading to the couch.
Inspired by Two Guys and a Girl
Ellison: so they're going to be together?
Derek: how do we explain this to you... No, no way not in a million years,
Savannah: he jumped through time to save her, Doesn't that mean he loves her?
Sarah: Lemme break it down for you, Sweetheart.
(Sarah suddenly stands up)
Sarah [as Cameron]: Oh, John, I know that I am a Terminator, and you're a human and it would be impossible for us to be together, but—
(as if on cue Derek stands and grabs Sarah's hand)
Derek [as John]: But... my destined curse as humanity's hero sometimes prevents me from seeing the truth. Oh, Cameron...
Sarah [as Cameron]: Yes, John?
Derek [as John]: I love you so much, I almost forgot to whine.
Sarah [as Cameron]: And just because I tried to kill you that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.
Derek [as John]: Or possibly more?
Sarah [as Cameron]: Gasp! No! We mustn't!
[Derek dips Sarah]
Derek [as John]: Kiss me!
Sarah [as Cameron]: Pull my chip!
John: [entering] how 'bout you both kiss my ass?
Savannah: You're back!
Sarah: How'd it go?
John: I think you two pretty much summed it up.
Derek and Sarah on Jameron
Inspired by Angel