i walk out on the stage wearing a cheap plastic cape
me: hello audience and welcome to the premiere of the epic show today we have two very special guests, first is a pure blood vampire from cross academy ,please welcome kaname kuron
kaname walks out on to the stage and gives a wave to the swooning crowd
me:welcome lord kaname i must say im glad you agreed to be on our show today
kaname:it's no problem at all , and please , just call me kaname
kaname and i both take our seats
me:so kaname what can you tell me about yourself
kaname:i am a pureblood, , vampire royalty, i can control my underlings, but choose not to act so cruel
me: i see, well you might dissagree with our next guest then, straight from the hellsing organization(alucard starts slowly risng from a shadowy void on the floor) he is the vampire all vampires fear, he casts a shadow on darkness itself , please welcome, alucard!
alucard, finnishes coming throgh the floor, and spreads his hands to the crowd
alucard:thank you thank you
me: alucard its my honor to have you, please take a seat
alucard sits, then looks at kaname: who the hell's the pretty boy
me:alucard that's no way to talk to..
kaname raises hand:its fine, i would expect no less from the king of vampires
me, (heavy sigh): well gentlemen lets discuss what weve brought you both h here for, okay so i have a list of questions from the audience
alucard: please dont tell me theres twilight questions
me:um well, uh, the firs question is, what happens to you in sunlight
kaname:nothing, as a pureblood, im protected from it
alucard:well all i can say is I DO NOT SPARKLE
kaname smiles:yes thats a ridiculous notion
me: next question, how do you obtain blood
kaname: myself and the other vampires at cross academy developed a dissoluble blood pill
me: do you have any comments on this alucard
alucard: BITCH I EAT PEOPLE
crowd laughs
me coughing to hide a laugh: okay next question, what do you do if someone disobeys you
kaname: if its my enemy then i destroy them quickly, if its one of my fellow vampires then i strike them across the face
alucard: in other words,, he pimpslaps a mofo
me:would you if it was a woman
kaname: only if she's being intolerable, i cant let her damage my pride can i?
alucard: bitches be crazy
me: and alucard what do you do if someone gets in your way
alucard grins: welll, first i shoot them about twenty ,to thirty times, and if that doesent work, i crush them with my bare hands and drink them dry
me: what sort of powers do you both have?
kaname: unfortunately, im not allowed to tell you that, it is for me to know and my enemys to find out
i nod: and alucard?
alucard: well first is my first incantation release, wich means i become a giant living shadow creature, with hundreds of creepy eyes, and giant hell hound heads that fly out and eat people,then the second release gives me about twenty shadow arms, that go crazy and destroy everything, and my final release, i become dracula again , and asicly command the army of hell
me: well, that's ..extreme
kaname: sounds more like a waste of energy for uselesss destruction
alucard grinns, and then starts cackling insanely
me: well, thats all for now, see you next time on the epic show