"Heh heh heh... This spot is perfect!" Vaike was lying on his stomach, on a grassy hill, just west of a small village near the Shepherd's campsite. He was staring off into the distance, when Robin came up behind him.
"What are you doing, Vaike?" He scratched his short, dark hair as Vaike jumped and turned around.
"OHMENOTHINGNOTHINGATALLJUST... UM... PICKING SOME FLOWERS!" He unconvincingly started picking at the grass below him.
"What are you REALLY doing, Vaike?" Robin sighed as he stared down at the blonde-haired hunk of muscle on the ground in front of him.
"Sigh... If you must know... I was trying to spy on whoever is in the hot spring..."Vaike avoided Robin's eyes as he spoke.
"VAIKE! How could you! That's so perverse! Robin's hazel eyes widened with shock, as Vaike's face went red. Before Vaike could respond, they heard somebody singing in the hot spring."Wow... What a voice... I'm sure... One peek wouldn't hurt..." Robin walked forward slowly towards the hot spring.
"Haha! That's the spirit!" Vaike chuckled, and followed him.
The two men crouched down behind a small, stone wall, and the peered around it. They both started whispering to each other.
"Dude, there's too much steam! I can't see who it is!"
"Neither can I! But they have a great voice!"
"Hey the steam's clear-WOAH... They have such bi-"
"Shh, Vaike! You'll get us caught!"
"I'm sorry, it's just... Wow... Wait, it's getting easier to see! I think it's... Lucina? Woah! She's smokin'!
Imagine Lucina singing the Fire Emblem main theme here for extra effect.
"VAIKE, THAT'S MY WIFE." Robin couldn't help standing up and speaking loudly to Vaike, out of anger.
"HEY. IS SOMEBODY THERE?" Lucina turned around, and saw Vaike crouched behind a wall, with Robin glaring at him. Their eyes suddenly widened, and they slowly turned to look at Lucina, who was already reaching for the Falchion.
"GAME OVER DUDE, GAME OVER!" Vaike bolted as fast as he could screaming as he went.
"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO DIEEEEEEE!" Robin sprinted after him, never looking back.
"YOU'RE BOTH DEAD!" Lucina had the Falchion in her hands, and was running down the hill after them. She had water dripping off of her, she didn't even bother putting a towel on or drying herself before hunting them down. She was out for their blood...