AN: Yes, I do know this is an idea that has been used multiple times (far beyond my counting range) and a pretty worn out idea! But I had a weird dream that includes some of what will happen in this, so that's why. Also, my fingers itch to write... yet I have no ideas for my chapter stories right now AND I can't quite figure out what happens next in the Carnivorous Igglybuff story I'm in the process of writing! Also, Speedo-chan is a 15 year old in case you are wondering...
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone in the story. I do own the ideas, they were born of a dream (a weird one which happened when a wind knocked my dream catcher off of the wall one night). I also own Speedo-chan! (I AM Speedo-chan!) Oh, and I own the little nameless people in the fic who wave, make peace signs, etc. at the camera as Speedo-chan walks around Tokyo.
DigiDestined Documentary
Speedo-chan turn on the camera and looks into it, an evil look on her face, "Konnichi wa and welcome to 'DigiDestined Documentary.' My copyright on this video is pending and I plan to sell this in mass production and get rich! Hahaha.... I'm so smart!" She turns the video around and begins to walk forward, "Now, we're first going to look for Ken-kun and Iori-chan. And since I saw Ken dragging Iori to the park for some odd reason, which I don't want to know why, we'll go there first..."
The camera is facing forward as she walks, and various people throughout the streets of Tokyo are seen waving at it, giving peace signs, giving backwards peace signs, making funny faces and giving the finger. Everyone who gives the backwards peace sign or finger, Speedo-chan bonks on the head with the camera, "This is supposed to be a film for young children to teach them about the DigiDestined, you baka! How would you like it if you were a little innocent kid wanting to learn about stuff and on the educational tape you got, people gave you the middle finger and Australian Middle Finger!!!!"
Finally the camera pans up, and a sign saying 'Tokyo Park' is seen. "Well, well, well... We have arrived at our production grounds..." The camera goes forward again as Speedo-chan walks on. Then she tucks the camera under her arms as she goes up a tree. She then looks into the camera and whispers, "Now, my friends, I have not found Iori-chan or Ken-kun, but I have discovered the young Hikari-chan and Takeru-kun! Of course, in my opinion, I think Takeru-kun nowadays looks like he's on crack or something.... Hahaha... Oh... wait, why'd I just say leaf leaf leaf? Oh... I forgot that I'm not Japanese for a moment! HA!" The camera slowly turns away from her she directs it at Hikari and Takeru, focusing in on them.
Suddenley, Hikari and Takeru's words are hearable. Hikari is sitting on Takeru's lap and stroking his face and Takeru looks lovesick. "Hikari-chan... did I ever tell you how sexy you are?" Hikari smiles goofily, "Yes! When I first went to the digital World and you pulled me aside and said that to me and tried to straddle me when everyone else was asleep! Too bad Onni-san woke up and nearly killed you..." They lean forward and begin to French kiss and a murmuring of 'I think I'm gonna be sick...' can be heard. The camera turns back to face Speedo-chan, "We will be moving on now, as I have gotten sufficient footage on those two..."
The camera is tucked under her arm again as she climbs down and tiptoes off, muttering, "8 year olds straddling eachother? Ick! Bad image, bad image, bad image...."
Finally, the camera faces Speedo-chan again, she is once again in a tree, but a different one this time, "Now, lookie who I found! But hmmm... I wonder what they are doing, and I bet you are too!!! This outta be good..." Turns camera and focuses in on Iori and Ken. The microphone begins to pick up their voices and Ken looks awfully red. "Umm... Iori-chan? Uh, I mean, Iori-kun? I have a confession to make..." Iori gives him a slightly odd look, especially because of the 'chan' part, "Uhh... yeah, I'm listening..." He says in an audible voice, but then in a lower one, "Oh god, this better not be what I think it is..."
Ken begins to stutter and sounds like a defective radio or a scratched record, "Maybe it would be better if I just..." Suddenley Ken leans forward and kisses Iori, who just stand there turning red. Unfortunately, a hissing noise is heard and a "What the hell?" from the camerawoman and then a scream and the camera and Speedo-chan fall out of the tree. The now sideways camera is still focuses on Ken and Iori, but Ken has pulled away and is now staring at the camera and Speedo-chan. "Damn squirells.... I've always had problems with them..." Speedo-chan can be heard muttering. The camera is righted a she sits up and spots the two staring at her. "Oh! Hi! Nice day, huh? I was filming the birds of Tokyo Park for a school project and got attacked by a squirell! What are you two doing here?" Obviously, her excuse doesn't work, for soon enough she's standing up and the camera is under her arm again as she flees, yelling, "Good thing I'm one of the best people on the track team!!!!"
A yelling is heard from behind, "Hikari-chan! Takeru-kun! Speedo-chan was probably filming you too!" Hikari can be seen shrugging, "I thought I saw someone, but I ignored it because I looked again and they were gone." The camera, which is still under her arm, now shows four people chasing her. And then it shows Iori throw one of his kendo sticks and how it spirals towards both the camera and camerawoman. There is an 'Itai!' following the flight and the camera is now viewing the sky. Soon enough the camera shows Hikari, Ken, Takeru and Iori all standing over the fugitive discussing how to get even. But then they vanish! Speedo-chan has finally regained consiousness and is now running away!
"Okay, camera, if I do not survive this, then let people know my fate through this film! Kami-sama! I'm sorry! Forgive me! BWAH! The river! The river! I forgot about the shimatta river!" The camera is now facing forward and shows the fast approaching river. Then, Speedo-chan stops running at the dge and aims the camera so that it pans down until it is facing directly down into the river. She then turns the camera to her four pursuers who have now caught up with her. "Um, do any of you know how far it is down to the river from where we are standing?" She asks meekly. Ken blinks and says, "I believe it's about 9.8 feet.... why?"
The camera turns again and suddenley gets a higher view than before, "See ya!" Speedo-chan jumps off screen and the view goes by quickly, followed by a loud splash and an underwater view of the river. "Ha! It's a good thing I'm one of the fastest swimmers on my swim team, too!" She laughs as she points the camera up again. Takeru can be seen trying to climb over to jump in after her, but Hikari is holding him back telling him that he'll probably get hit by a boat if he goes in. "Bye!!! I'll see you when I mass produce this video!" Speedo-chan yells in delight and then the camera shows a slow, lazy advance towards the middle of the river, and then the other shore, "Ahh.... I can relax now that I don't have pursuers.... Wait a minute! A BOAT!!!!!! NO FAIR!" The camera is turned to face a fast apporaching boat which is bearing down upon Speedo-chan. "Alas... I will die for my film! And now everyone will know my fate through this video! Baka Takeru-kun! Why didn't he come after me so HE could get run over by the boat when i had reached the other side!!!"
AN: Now... I'm contemplating whether to add anymore or not... review and say so! If I don't get any reviews saying so, I'll just assume that everyone doesn't want any more and not write more of this.
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone in the story. I do own the ideas, they were born of a dream (a weird one which happened when a wind knocked my dream catcher off of the wall one night). I also own Speedo-chan! (I AM Speedo-chan!) Oh, and I own the little nameless people in the fic who wave, make peace signs, etc. at the camera as Speedo-chan walks around Tokyo.
DigiDestined Documentary
Speedo-chan turn on the camera and looks into it, an evil look on her face, "Konnichi wa and welcome to 'DigiDestined Documentary.' My copyright on this video is pending and I plan to sell this in mass production and get rich! Hahaha.... I'm so smart!" She turns the video around and begins to walk forward, "Now, we're first going to look for Ken-kun and Iori-chan. And since I saw Ken dragging Iori to the park for some odd reason, which I don't want to know why, we'll go there first..."
The camera is facing forward as she walks, and various people throughout the streets of Tokyo are seen waving at it, giving peace signs, giving backwards peace signs, making funny faces and giving the finger. Everyone who gives the backwards peace sign or finger, Speedo-chan bonks on the head with the camera, "This is supposed to be a film for young children to teach them about the DigiDestined, you baka! How would you like it if you were a little innocent kid wanting to learn about stuff and on the educational tape you got, people gave you the middle finger and Australian Middle Finger!!!!"
Finally the camera pans up, and a sign saying 'Tokyo Park' is seen. "Well, well, well... We have arrived at our production grounds..." The camera goes forward again as Speedo-chan walks on. Then she tucks the camera under her arms as she goes up a tree. She then looks into the camera and whispers, "Now, my friends, I have not found Iori-chan or Ken-kun, but I have discovered the young Hikari-chan and Takeru-kun! Of course, in my opinion, I think Takeru-kun nowadays looks like he's on crack or something.... Hahaha... Oh... wait, why'd I just say leaf leaf leaf? Oh... I forgot that I'm not Japanese for a moment! HA!" The camera slowly turns away from her she directs it at Hikari and Takeru, focusing in on them.
Suddenley, Hikari and Takeru's words are hearable. Hikari is sitting on Takeru's lap and stroking his face and Takeru looks lovesick. "Hikari-chan... did I ever tell you how sexy you are?" Hikari smiles goofily, "Yes! When I first went to the digital World and you pulled me aside and said that to me and tried to straddle me when everyone else was asleep! Too bad Onni-san woke up and nearly killed you..." They lean forward and begin to French kiss and a murmuring of 'I think I'm gonna be sick...' can be heard. The camera turns back to face Speedo-chan, "We will be moving on now, as I have gotten sufficient footage on those two..."
The camera is tucked under her arm again as she climbs down and tiptoes off, muttering, "8 year olds straddling eachother? Ick! Bad image, bad image, bad image...."
Finally, the camera faces Speedo-chan again, she is once again in a tree, but a different one this time, "Now, lookie who I found! But hmmm... I wonder what they are doing, and I bet you are too!!! This outta be good..." Turns camera and focuses in on Iori and Ken. The microphone begins to pick up their voices and Ken looks awfully red. "Umm... Iori-chan? Uh, I mean, Iori-kun? I have a confession to make..." Iori gives him a slightly odd look, especially because of the 'chan' part, "Uhh... yeah, I'm listening..." He says in an audible voice, but then in a lower one, "Oh god, this better not be what I think it is..."
Ken begins to stutter and sounds like a defective radio or a scratched record, "Maybe it would be better if I just..." Suddenley Ken leans forward and kisses Iori, who just stand there turning red. Unfortunately, a hissing noise is heard and a "What the hell?" from the camerawoman and then a scream and the camera and Speedo-chan fall out of the tree. The now sideways camera is still focuses on Ken and Iori, but Ken has pulled away and is now staring at the camera and Speedo-chan. "Damn squirells.... I've always had problems with them..." Speedo-chan can be heard muttering. The camera is righted a she sits up and spots the two staring at her. "Oh! Hi! Nice day, huh? I was filming the birds of Tokyo Park for a school project and got attacked by a squirell! What are you two doing here?" Obviously, her excuse doesn't work, for soon enough she's standing up and the camera is under her arm again as she flees, yelling, "Good thing I'm one of the best people on the track team!!!!"
A yelling is heard from behind, "Hikari-chan! Takeru-kun! Speedo-chan was probably filming you too!" Hikari can be seen shrugging, "I thought I saw someone, but I ignored it because I looked again and they were gone." The camera, which is still under her arm, now shows four people chasing her. And then it shows Iori throw one of his kendo sticks and how it spirals towards both the camera and camerawoman. There is an 'Itai!' following the flight and the camera is now viewing the sky. Soon enough the camera shows Hikari, Ken, Takeru and Iori all standing over the fugitive discussing how to get even. But then they vanish! Speedo-chan has finally regained consiousness and is now running away!
"Okay, camera, if I do not survive this, then let people know my fate through this film! Kami-sama! I'm sorry! Forgive me! BWAH! The river! The river! I forgot about the shimatta river!" The camera is now facing forward and shows the fast approaching river. Then, Speedo-chan stops running at the dge and aims the camera so that it pans down until it is facing directly down into the river. She then turns the camera to her four pursuers who have now caught up with her. "Um, do any of you know how far it is down to the river from where we are standing?" She asks meekly. Ken blinks and says, "I believe it's about 9.8 feet.... why?"
The camera turns again and suddenley gets a higher view than before, "See ya!" Speedo-chan jumps off screen and the view goes by quickly, followed by a loud splash and an underwater view of the river. "Ha! It's a good thing I'm one of the fastest swimmers on my swim team, too!" She laughs as she points the camera up again. Takeru can be seen trying to climb over to jump in after her, but Hikari is holding him back telling him that he'll probably get hit by a boat if he goes in. "Bye!!! I'll see you when I mass produce this video!" Speedo-chan yells in delight and then the camera shows a slow, lazy advance towards the middle of the river, and then the other shore, "Ahh.... I can relax now that I don't have pursuers.... Wait a minute! A BOAT!!!!!! NO FAIR!" The camera is turned to face a fast apporaching boat which is bearing down upon Speedo-chan. "Alas... I will die for my film! And now everyone will know my fate through this video! Baka Takeru-kun! Why didn't he come after me so HE could get run over by the boat when i had reached the other side!!!"
AN: Now... I'm contemplating whether to add anymore or not... review and say so! If I don't get any reviews saying so, I'll just assume that everyone doesn't want any more and not write more of this.