This is a short story I had to write for English, it had to be science fiction. Of course in the actual thing the characters were different and the speaking things were, I edited them to be Deidara Sasori and Konan ^-^ Sozzy if I accidently called Deidara Rei, and Konan Woolfy

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Deidara was walking calmly through the snowy night. His shoes made small trudging sounds in the soft white snow. The powder had stopped falling but it was still cold. He patted the snow out of his golden hair; he had fairly long hair but kept it held back in a high messy pony tail.

Trudge.

Trudge.

Deidara outwardly sighed. His eyes flickered to the little bird sculpture in his hand. He was an artist, you see, but no body knew, no one really payed much attention to him anyway. He sighed once more.

His anger rose just thinking about it. In his anger, he threw his little bird. Deidara's azure coloured eyes watched as it went flying through the darkness. As he looked up, something else took away his attention.

A shooting star.

Deidara straightened up.

"I wish someone would notice my artistic skills, un."

The light suddenly flickered.

Wait…

Did it just divert its course?

I WAS HEADED RIGHT FOR REI!!!

Deidara quickly jumped to the side, the thing crashing barely 2 metres from where he now lay in the snow. He growled and stood up, dusting the cold powder from his clothes. He looked around to the smoking rubble.

Step.

Step.

Steadily he walked towards it.

He peered down into the small smoking crater. He was stunned. It wasn't a star…in fact…it looked like something out of a Science Fiction movie. There was the sound of a rush of air. The door to the smoking craft slid open and a figure crawled out, coughing as they did so.

"Damn gravity."

Deidara stared, stunned at the figure. They had fiery red hair. Not orange red but red red. Like the colour of an apple. The unknown figure spoke once more.

"At least this planet has oxygen. It would be a pain if I couldn't breath." The red head sighed and looked around the crash site. Suddenly it turned, meeting Deidara's blue eye's with its own muddy brown pair. It wore a bored expression, along with a black cloak, and appeared to be male, despite having fairly effeminate eye lashes. "Hi."

"Ah…Hi, un?"

"Tell me; what planet is this, Brat?"

"Oh, umm…It's called Earth…"

The red head turned his gaze away from the blonde to look at his space ship.

"Damn. I knew I took a wrong turn at the Deltek Star Syst-"

"HEY!! WAIT A MINUTE!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING BRAT, UN!?!"

"You, actually. And here I thought I found at least some fairly intelligent life form on this rock."

"I AM INTELLIGENT YOU JERK!!"

"Whatever you have to tell yourself, Brat."

"SERIOUSLY!! STOP CALLING ME BRAT, UN!!"

The alien, or whatever it was, chuckled.

"Maybe I would if you actually told me your name, idiot."

"…I'm Deidara."

"That's nice."

The red head started to study his ship for damage.

"Looks like I will have to call Konan to send a rescue ship."

"You're a jerk! I told you my name, un!!"

The red head turned his attention back to Deidara.

"You expect me to tell you my name?"

"Well, that is usually what you do if someone tells you their name, un!!"

"Whatever. My name is Sasori. Now if you just stop complaining for a second, do you have a Transferrer Modulator?"

Deidara was silent.

"In other words, a phone?"

Deidara's face brightened.

"Oh, yeah! I have my mobile, un!!"

"Give it here."

Deidara started rummaging in one of his pockets, and then stopped when an idea struck him.

"Wait…WHY SHOULD I!?! YOU COULD BE PLANNING TO INVADE EARTH FOR ALL I KNOW, UN!!!"

Sasori glared at Deidara.

"Oh yeah, because this place is such a paradise I would just love to conquer this rock." Sarcasm was laced in his speech. "Seriously, I feel sorry for you for living on this place; I bet you haven't even been able to reach light speed yet on your space crafts, yet."

Silence.

"Well?"

Deidara continued to glare at him.

"Fine, I'm sorry, I'm just a bit moody because I've crash landed on some rock lacking intelligent life with only a stupid brat stopping me from getting home!!" Sasori took a step towards Deidara, a soft breaking noise echoing from under his foot.

He quirked an eyebrow and looked down to see what he had stepped on. He bent down, picking up a little sculpture of a bird. He studied the fine detail put into it.

"Oh, sorry, that's mine; I kinda got mad and threw it…un." Sasori's eyes flickered back to Deidara.

"This is actually pretty good."

Silence.

"Un?"

"Its got really fine detail and effort put into it."

"Oh, thanks. You're the only one who thinks so…You know what? Here, I don't care if you're plotting to take over the world anyway, un."

Deidara jumped down into the crater and held out a sleek black object.

"My mobile."

"Thanks."

Sasori took the phone and dialled a number which seemed to have 20 different numbers.

"Hello, its Sori."

Sasori wisely moved the phone a fair way away from his ear as another voice shouted back through the devise. Even Deidara could hear it.

"SORI~!!! YOU HAD US ALL WORRIED!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU OF ALL DELTOIDS WOULD GET LOST!!!! YOUR LIKE, ONE OF OUR BEST PIOLETS!!"

The voice kept screaming out on the other side. Sasori just rolled his eyes and waited for the girl's voice to quieten down. Deidara barely held back his laughter.

Finally the voice disappeared. Sasori started talking into the mobile once more.

"Anyway, Konan, I'm on the planet Earth…No, the other Earth…Yeah, that one…Tell me about it, just get me off his rock…Excellent, see you then." He hung up the phone and passed it back to Deidara who slipped it back into his pocket. "Konan is coming to pick me up in about 12 earth minutes."

Sasori sat down in the cold snow. After a few hesitant moments of thought, Deidara sat down as well.

"Sasori? What is your planet like, un?"

Sasori looked up, deep in thought.

"Well, my planet is called Amegakure. It rains a lot but we live in large water resistant domes. We are a quite advance civilisation and are known for our love of art."

"I like art as well, un."

"What is your idea of art?"

Deidara looked at him, his face bright with joy.

"That's easy!! Art is Fleeting!! A Bang, un!!!"

A few seconds ticked by. Suddenly Sasori was on his back, laughing.

Deidara pouted.

"What's so funny, un?!"

Sasori wiped away a tear from his eye and sat up.

"You brat, you couldn't be more incorrect. Art is meant to last for ever, Eternal!!"

"Nope, it's fleeting, un."

"Eternal."

"Fleeting!"

"Eternal."

'FLEETING, UN!!"

"Eternal, Brat."

"IT'S FLEETING!!"

Well, this wasn't going anywhere.

"So what is Earth like?"

"Oh. Umm, it's nice, Global warming, pollution, and cockroaches. Real swell." Deidara pouted once more. "I hate it, no one likes my sculptures, un."

"I reckon they're neat. Do you have a family?"

"Used to, my mum died when I was born, and my dad died about 2 months ago. I don't mind though, I'm 19 so I can live by myself, un. You?"

"Same, my parents died in the Galactic War, their space ship was blown up by the notorious Konoha White Fang. I would have sworn revenge, but he was killed two weeks later by one of our allied ships. Oh well."

"Do you like sculptures, Sasori, un?"

"They're okay; I'm more into puppets though." Sasori stood up and climbed back into the space ship, reappearing a minute later with a small doll. He passed it to Deidara and sat back down.

Deidara looked at the doll with awe. It seemed to be made of china, or at least a china like material.

"Hey, Sasori, how come you can speak English, un?"

"Well, brat, a lot of planets languages, including Earth's, are derived from languages of other planets. English is originally from Amegakure, you see."

"It's all very interesting, un."

There was suddenly a flash of light. Both of them looked up to see a fairly large craft landing down before them. It was like Sasori's but larger. There was the familiar sound of rushing air, and the hatch opened. A girl wearing a blacl cloak, similar to Sasori's black one, walked down the ramp. She had blue hair and wore a weird device over her right ey.

"SORI!!!"

She suddenly ran at Sasori, knocking them both over in a hug.

"Konan. What have a said about hugging others at random?"

"But-"

"Off."

The girl whined but obeyed, helping Sasori up as well. Deidara recognised her voice as the one from the phone call. She suddenly looked at him. Her eyes were a brilliant shade of orange.

"Who's this, then?"

"This is Deidara; he is an artist as well." Sasori held out the little sculpture to the girl. She studied it.

"Awww!! It's so cute!!!" She stuck her tongue out at the bird. The bird, being a sculpture, didn't do anything. She gave a dreamy sigh and looked back to Sasori. "So, erase his memory?"

Deidara's eyes widened. Sasori was silent. Konan looked back at Deidara, the device on her right eye faintly glowing.

"Say Chees-"

"Wait."

Both Deidara and Konan looked at Sasori.

Sasori looked at Deidara.

"Deidara, you're coming to Amegakure with us."

Deidara stared, shocked.

"What, un?"

"We need more sculptors with your skills on Amegakure, and besides, I need to convince you that art is eternal."

"Sori, I keep telling you, true art is Origami." Both Deidara and Sasori looked at Konan.

Deidara chuckled.

"It's fleeting, un."

Konan laughed.

"I like this kid, he's got spunk."

"Is it okay if I come, un?"

"Sure. Deltoids are similar to human beings, so you should fit in just fine. Now, come on, let's get going."

Konan walked over to Sasori's crashed space ship and pressed a button on the exterior. There was a flash of light and the ship disappeared, leaving behind only a small cube. Konan picked it up and slipped it into one of her pockets before turning to Sasori and Deidara.

"Well? Come on slow pokes!!"

Konan walked up the ramp.

Sasori turned to Deidara.

"You sure you want to come? You may not be able to come back."

"Yeah, I want to come, I don't care if I never see Earth again." Deidara chuckled a little. Sasori gave a faint smile.

"Then come on, Brat." Sasori started up the ramp.

Deidara walked behind him.

"If you keep calling me Brat, then I may just change my mind."

Sasori chuckled.

"Whatever Brat."

Deidara gave a small smirk.

"Mister Kill Joy, un."

The door closed behind them and the space ship rose.

Sasori glared at Deidara.

"Brat."

"Jerk."

"Goldey Locks."

"Eye lashes, un."

"Wannabe."

"Takes one to know one, un."

Both continued glaring at each other for a few seconds before laughing in unison.

"Come on then, Dei Dei, I will show you to the control room."

"Forward march Sasori Danna, un!!"

Konan rolled her eyes at the duo. Idiots.

The ship took off, into the dark night and beyond the stars.

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There will be a second chapter with actual Yaoi in, Its just I wrote this chapter for school XD So I couldn't put yaoi in it!! Anywa, there will be another chapter with Yaoi and that in ^-^