I do not own H*R, SB, or SB emails. Strong Bad e-mails!

Fan mail 1

Email song: EEEMMMMMAAAAAAIIILLLLLL!!!! EEEEEEEEEMMMMMMAAAAAAILLLL!!!! EEEMAILL EMAIL EMAIL EMAILEMAILEEEEEEEEEEMMMMAAILLLLLLL!!!!!

aDear Strong Bad,

How can you type so fast when you're wearing boxing gloves?

Bye, Dan from FL.

aOh No!! Dan has returned! Wait, I don't know a Dan from FL. Anyways, you obviously saw none of my e-mails.

DELETED!

aThat e-mail was a total waste. Next e-mail!

aHey Strong Bad, you should go on a vacation.

From,

aWhere is your name? I can't make fun of you if you don't have a name! Anyways, I'm outta here!

5 Months later.

Strong Bad returns.

Okay, how many emails do I have?

You have 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.9999999999999999999999999999 9999 e-mails.

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COMPY 386 crashes and explodes, but SB escapes.

Strong Bad: Whew! That was close! Now where can I find a new PC?

Later.

Ahh! A Dell Pentium 4 Processor! Now how does this thing work? SB Sits there for 3 hours without knowing how it works. The paper comes down.

If you have a good idea, add it in your review.

Requirements: Strong Bad MUST have a D. P. 4 P. He also must learn to use it. The rest is up to you.