A day with Mrs. Briefs.
By: Lynne Katrea
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Dragon Ball/Z/GT, but I wish I did.
feel free to flame
Bulma was devotedly working on her new nano-nites that are supposed to 'fix' people's physical problems. Suddenly, her mother, Mrs. Briefs, entered her lab and decided to start cleaning up the giant mess that is the lab. At that moment, and to Bulma's misfortune, Mrs. Briefs started (*Dramatic gasp*) to dust. (*Insert evil music here*) The dust went flying, and before Bulma could do anything, she sneezed, spreading the nano-nites in her mother's direction. Suddenly, Mrs. Briefs' eyes opened, revealing blue eyes. Bulma couldn't help but gawk at her mother, but Mrs. Briefs decided that it was time to start food preparation, and didn't seem to notice.
Mr. Briefs could smell something cooking, and it smelled magnificent. He, being
very hungry, walked in there and saw his wife hard at work cooking something that made
him and his cat salivate. Being grateful, he went behind his spouse and embraced her,
trying to be romantic. Mrs. Briefs whirled around and looked at him, and then swiftly pushed him away and yelled. "OH MY KAMI! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I MARRIED SUCH AN UNATTRACTIVE MAN!!! EWWW, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" With that, Mr. Briefs took his cat and sadly went back to his lab.
Vegeta, having veery sensitive hearing, held his ears while in the gravity room. 'What in the name of Kami is all of that noise about?' (*Big sigh*) And with that, Vegeta turned off the gravity, shooed Trunks off, and went to the source of the noise, the kitchen. When he got there, he growled at Mrs. Briefs. "What is all of the commotion about? What's your." He trailed off and examined her. "There's something strangely different about you isn't there?" Mrs. Briefs turned around and Vegeta was quick to notice the bright blue eyes. Mrs. Briefs started yelling at Vegeta, "VEGETA!!! I DON'T SEE WHAT MY DAUGHTER SEES IN YOU!! YOU'RE SO STRANGE LOOKING WITH THAT HAIR!! You remind me of some kind of rodent!!!" Vegeta, while holding his poor ears, looked at her as she picked up a broom and wield it like a samurai sword and all he could do was run. When they got to the stairs, he suddenly remembered that a mere broom couldn't injure him. He stood there with his half-care grin and was brutally beaten with a broom until a little voice was heard. "Obaasan!!! Stop hitting my Otousan kudasai!" With that, Mrs. Briefs looked up the stairs to look at Trunks, who was looking rather sad. She dropped the broom on Vegeta and went up to Trunks and cuddled him. "Wow, and to imagine that ugly Vegeta would have such a kawaii son with my daughter!"
That day, Vegeta learned of the glorious thing called Advil.
What do you think? Hate it? Want more? Should I write another chapter? A sequel? Please review! Love y'all.
~Lynne~
By: Lynne Katrea
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Dragon Ball/Z/GT, but I wish I did.
feel free to flame
Bulma was devotedly working on her new nano-nites that are supposed to 'fix' people's physical problems. Suddenly, her mother, Mrs. Briefs, entered her lab and decided to start cleaning up the giant mess that is the lab. At that moment, and to Bulma's misfortune, Mrs. Briefs started (*Dramatic gasp*) to dust. (*Insert evil music here*) The dust went flying, and before Bulma could do anything, she sneezed, spreading the nano-nites in her mother's direction. Suddenly, Mrs. Briefs' eyes opened, revealing blue eyes. Bulma couldn't help but gawk at her mother, but Mrs. Briefs decided that it was time to start food preparation, and didn't seem to notice.
Mr. Briefs could smell something cooking, and it smelled magnificent. He, being
very hungry, walked in there and saw his wife hard at work cooking something that made
him and his cat salivate. Being grateful, he went behind his spouse and embraced her,
trying to be romantic. Mrs. Briefs whirled around and looked at him, and then swiftly pushed him away and yelled. "OH MY KAMI! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I MARRIED SUCH AN UNATTRACTIVE MAN!!! EWWW, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" With that, Mr. Briefs took his cat and sadly went back to his lab.
Vegeta, having veery sensitive hearing, held his ears while in the gravity room. 'What in the name of Kami is all of that noise about?' (*Big sigh*) And with that, Vegeta turned off the gravity, shooed Trunks off, and went to the source of the noise, the kitchen. When he got there, he growled at Mrs. Briefs. "What is all of the commotion about? What's your." He trailed off and examined her. "There's something strangely different about you isn't there?" Mrs. Briefs turned around and Vegeta was quick to notice the bright blue eyes. Mrs. Briefs started yelling at Vegeta, "VEGETA!!! I DON'T SEE WHAT MY DAUGHTER SEES IN YOU!! YOU'RE SO STRANGE LOOKING WITH THAT HAIR!! You remind me of some kind of rodent!!!" Vegeta, while holding his poor ears, looked at her as she picked up a broom and wield it like a samurai sword and all he could do was run. When they got to the stairs, he suddenly remembered that a mere broom couldn't injure him. He stood there with his half-care grin and was brutally beaten with a broom until a little voice was heard. "Obaasan!!! Stop hitting my Otousan kudasai!" With that, Mrs. Briefs looked up the stairs to look at Trunks, who was looking rather sad. She dropped the broom on Vegeta and went up to Trunks and cuddled him. "Wow, and to imagine that ugly Vegeta would have such a kawaii son with my daughter!"
That day, Vegeta learned of the glorious thing called Advil.
What do you think? Hate it? Want more? Should I write another chapter? A sequel? Please review! Love y'all.
~Lynne~