My Band: Radio Free Roscoe Style
Watch out for Degrassi Style for Craig's Band!
Robbie: I don't know dude. Everyone's all jealous and stuff, dude, and if Ed & Ted have a problem with me, dude, they should take it up with me after the show, because...
These chicks don't even know the name of my band, but they're all on my like the wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
Robbie: So I get offstage, right,
Drop the mic,
Walk up to these seniors, and I'm all like
"Sup, ladies, my names Rob, baby, and I'm the lead singer of *Ntropy"
They're all like: "oh, it's you, again, Kim, won't you get your boyfriend to go away?"
Kim: "I swear to freaking God, I do not know him. Please, Rob, please won't you get away?"
But right about now, Ed & Ted get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapella's
And all the girls start yelling, all the little babes
Throw their bottles and their binkies and their diapers on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me.
But when we fight its sort of like sibling rivalry
Cause they're back at Mickey's the next night with me
Dude, I just think they're trying to steal the light from me.
Yesterday Ed tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Kim Carlisle's my wife to be.
This boy band shits the life for me
Ed and Ted just despise me because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band, but they're all on my like the wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
Ed: You just want to see me put my pants on backwards, don't you?
Hey, Smog, why don't we just to rap on RFR?
Smash the vocals and do a performance?
You want my autograph? Oh. I thought that's what you said.
No I'm Ed. "Oh, I thought you were Ted."
And
what they heck's wrong with our dressing room?
Cause my stuff is looking smaller than a decimal
I know how to dance, it's simple, but
All did was have to read Robbie's boy band book,
I'm
more intact,
Trying to get on the map
Doing
chemistry problems
While getting yelled at by Mick.
Ted: Look at Robbie, little punk, thinking he's the best
Ed: Yeah, I know, man, he should try taking on the rest.
Ted: Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Q!
Robbie: No, I had an interview, not you two.
Ed: We're gonna be late for sound check
Ted: I ain't going to sound check. Our mic's are screwed up
Ed: and his always sound best!
Ted: you what, man, I'm a say something.
Ed: Yo, Rob!
Robbie: You got something to
say?
Ted: Man, no!
Ed: I thought you were about
to tell him off, man, what's up?
Ted: I'm a tell him when I
feel like and man, shut up. You don't even back me up when we're supposed to be
crew.
Ed: I was about to talk right after you, I swear it!
These chicks don't even know the name of my band, but they're all on my like the wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
Ted: They say lead singers rock, and groups do not.
Once we sold out ticket's to open Mic
I'm gonna let the world know that Ted is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts.
(Robbie:
Hey what's u-")
Ready to snap on a stupid old fan
Every time I hear "Hey Dude, I love your band!"
We're not a band, we don't play instruments,
So why does he get 90 and we only get 10%?
We should be touring around different area codes.
Instead
I'm stuck playing maid.
(Ted, carry my bag!)
Carry your own!
Can't make it to the stage, Mick is in the way.
(Who are you? Where's Pronto and Lane?")
Ed: Darn it, I'm sick of this group.
Ted, let's go solo and make some loot!
Told you I made up the lyrics and sung all the tracks
Till Robbie came in and made up the dance
Mickey's concert, I was in the back
RFR dance, I was in the back
Hey RFR, I got some suggestions,
Forget McGrath, ask us some questions,
Like who's Ed & Ted, how'd we get started?
Shady Lane: Yeah, but what about Rob?
Are you retarded?!
Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group.
little bit chubby, but girls think I'm cute.
Lee Johns told me to do sit-ups to get buff.
Did two and a half and couldn't get up
Forget *Ntropy, I'm out of this band
I'm gonna start a group with Shady Lane!
*Ntropy: Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me
Ed: It just tears me up that you don't know my naaaameee!
Ted: These chicks don't even
know the name of my band (Haha)
But they're all on me like I wanna hold hands (Forget McGrath!)
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man:
Robbie: All because I'm the lead singer of my band!
These chicks don't even know the name of my band, but they're all on my like the wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
These chicks don't even know the name of my band, but they're all on my like the wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
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Sorry for any typing errors; I did this in like, 10 minutes.
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