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Tenchi and all associated characters are the property of AIC and Pioneer LDC. I don't own any rights to them.
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Ryoko the Red-Gemmed Pirate
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Ryoko the red-gemmed pirate;
Had a very shiny jewel;
And if you ever saw her;
Her looks could make a grown man drool.
Beautiful Princess Ayeka;
Always laughs and calls her names;
Says that she is too uncouth;
To play at any lover's games.
Then one festive Christmas Eve;
Tenchi came to say;
"Ryoko with your strength so great;
Won't you help me decorate?"
And that's how Ayeka found them;
Underneath the mistletoe;
"Ryoko, you monster-woman;
You'd better let Lord Tenchi go!"
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Author's Notes
I know it's been done a million times before, and probably better, so forgive me. But I had this sudden inspiration…
BobR
12/21/2001