A/N - This is a story written in collaboration with my friend, Sarah, a few years ago when we were bored school.

We would write small parts of the story on little pieces of paper and pass them to eachother to add the next part. This will be the first time it's all been put together in one continuous story, so I apologise if it seems to not flow very well in places, or if you just don't like it. We had tonnes of fun writing it though!

Hope you enjoy!

~ Izzy xxx

Once upon a time, Ron snogged Harry.

'I'm sorry Haz… th… th… the moment. The f…feeling!' he stuttered.

'Oh shut up and kiss me you red haired fool!'

As they passionately embraced in a tender lock they would have been shocked to know what Hermione was doing…

'Oh Snape!' gasped Hermione, 'you really make potions recipes sound sexy!'

'Yes Miss Granger.' Hermione shivered as his silky voice brushed past her ear.'Is everything to your satisfaction?'

'Oh yes! I love everything here. I can only think of one way this could get better…'

'Oh? What's the Miss Granger?' He asked, his voice barely a whisper again. She gave a shiver. Again his silky voice brought new feelings to the surface.

'If…' Hermione began…

'If what?' Snape breathed. Then he turned. He had heard footsteps.

Hermione had heard them too. As she jumped up to hide, Snape whispered, 'No, down here!'

The door squeaked open. There was no one there.

'What the hell…?' Snape said.

Hermione didn't trust it. Then Mad-eye Moody appeared.

'Snape. You look… flustered'

Indeed Snape, in his black trousers and white shirt looked almost as usual. But the fact that he had his buttons done up wrong and a hand through his cuff told a different story.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the school, Harry and Ron were watching from under the invisibility cloak

'This is so cool!' Whispered Ron to Harry, 'Ew. What are they doing now?'

At the same time…

'What do you want?' Snape was asking Moody stiffly.

'Oh, nothing.' Moody said as he left Snape's chambers.

As Snape sat back down, Hermione came out of her hiding place.

'That was close! She said.

'Yes', Snape whispered, 'We'll have to be more careful in future…'

How long they stood there just looking into each others' eyes they could not know but, as Snape whispered 'I'll see you soon…', Hermione knew it was true lust.