15 Ways to Annoy

by 0Kurda-Smahlt0

Have you ever wanted to annoy Larten Crepsley? How about Mr. Tall? Well, read this to find ways on how to annoy the Darren Shan characters! **More characters! Not just Larten and Mr. Tall!**

1. Chapter 1 Gannen Harst

15 Ways to Annoy Gannen Harst

1. Ask him who is his parents. (Or who is his family.)

2. Tell him: "The vampires and Vampaneze made peace, and the vampires invited you and Steve to Vampire Mountain for *Insert reason here*."

3. When he's sleeping, paint his nails neon pink. (And make sure it's long-lasting and hard to get off.)

4. Replace his long sword with a short one. And make the handle of the short one look the same as the long one so he doesn't know the difference until he uses it in battle.

5. Ask him if he's emo/Goth.

6. Say that he has the best job ever: Guarding Steve.

7. When ever he's around you, start singing "Poker Face".

8. Walk up to him and say: "You got pwnd by a cripple."

9. Ask him how Evanna was as a mother.

10. Ask him: "How emotionally painful was it to stab your own brother?"

11. Tell him that Vancha is so ashamed of him, that he won't even say him name.

12. If he's really grumpy, ask for a high-five or a fist-pound.

13. Tell him that the vampires would agree for peace only if he smiles.

14. Say that he would be good friends with Mika Ver Leth.

15. If he's not annoyed by now, you're probably doing it wrong.