"The Inname, Ignorant, and Irrevelant Observations of a Scarecrow"
by Kakashi (You're already afraid aren't you.)
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1) "Dick Clark is a Mazoku": Just look at the evidence. In the 70's he was 50. Today he's 48. And name one thing he's done that wasn't meant to spread evil and chaos. That dancing show was an attempt to teach the world a spell far more powerful than the "Giga Slave." I'm telling you he was teaching the ultimate and most secret of spells....the Monkey Slave.
2) "George Bush's Real History": The man is too stupid to be actually descended from a political bloodline. I know who his real parents were. It was at an Anime mixer people got drunk and you know. Low and behold Gaory Gabrieve got Mihoshi pregnant. He was thrown into the real world in that affect from that Daft Punk video, and adopted by the Bush family. I mean, how else could one man be THAT STUPID!?
3) "Daisuke is the clone of Taichi and Yamato": You should know this by now, or else you've been bad by not reading my stuff.
4) "The Most Evil Supervillian Group": Fuck that DC comics crap, forget Marvel's line up, and don't even mind the monster race 'cause I've found the worst of the worst: "The Workers Union of Evil". This sinister group is headed by Martha Stewart, Oprah Whinfrey, Richard Simmons, Barney the Dinosaur, and the president of Fox. Man is that nightmare material.
5) "Robo-Rodent": This little thief a government conspiracy to the highest degree. It goes in at lightning speed, steals one sock, and leaves. Oh that dastardly.... And I know its a government coverup cause I reported each incident to the police and have always been met unfriendily. They even imprisoned me in this anti-magical barrier with walls made of clouds. Of coarse I eventually got out, but only after I stopped warning the world about this whole coverup.
6) "Typo Demons": Thjeese litle bstards atak wen yu leest ecspect tshem.
by Kakashi (You're already afraid aren't you.)
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1) "Dick Clark is a Mazoku": Just look at the evidence. In the 70's he was 50. Today he's 48. And name one thing he's done that wasn't meant to spread evil and chaos. That dancing show was an attempt to teach the world a spell far more powerful than the "Giga Slave." I'm telling you he was teaching the ultimate and most secret of spells....the Monkey Slave.
2) "George Bush's Real History": The man is too stupid to be actually descended from a political bloodline. I know who his real parents were. It was at an Anime mixer people got drunk and you know. Low and behold Gaory Gabrieve got Mihoshi pregnant. He was thrown into the real world in that affect from that Daft Punk video, and adopted by the Bush family. I mean, how else could one man be THAT STUPID!?
3) "Daisuke is the clone of Taichi and Yamato": You should know this by now, or else you've been bad by not reading my stuff.
4) "The Most Evil Supervillian Group": Fuck that DC comics crap, forget Marvel's line up, and don't even mind the monster race 'cause I've found the worst of the worst: "The Workers Union of Evil". This sinister group is headed by Martha Stewart, Oprah Whinfrey, Richard Simmons, Barney the Dinosaur, and the president of Fox. Man is that nightmare material.
5) "Robo-Rodent": This little thief a government conspiracy to the highest degree. It goes in at lightning speed, steals one sock, and leaves. Oh that dastardly.... And I know its a government coverup cause I reported each incident to the police and have always been met unfriendily. They even imprisoned me in this anti-magical barrier with walls made of clouds. Of coarse I eventually got out, but only after I stopped warning the world about this whole coverup.
6) "Typo Demons": Thjeese litle bstards atak wen yu leest ecspect tshem.