Author's note: Here is my own BUM fic. It's a little violent, but oh well. Some reference to Men in Black, and I apologize if words go off the screen. I always have trouble with that. Also, characters may be OOC, but I tried not to do that. Songfic to the song Scream by Michael and Janet Jackson.
Disclaimer:
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Me no Own,
So You no Sue!!
Scream
Gaz sat on the coach, the TV on, playing with her
Gameslave. Dib sat next to her, a bowl of potato chips at his side
and a Caffeine Free Poop on the table in front of him, anxious for
the Mysterious Mysteries Marathon to start.
*TV shows Vampire piggies flying around in circles, some
getting slashed by a golden sword, while others do the slashing*
Vampire Piggies version 3 is now in stores! (Gaz looks up at the
screen, eyes wide) Yes, you heard me right!! And for a limited
time you can get a 1% discount of the original price! Just go
down to you lo…
*Screen fuzzes and the screen shows the BUM Start…thing*
(A/N: The name is blank to me right now.)
Gaz's eyes twitch and she growls. Dib points at the TV
accusingly, mouth open.
"There was supposed to be a marathon today!!" Dib
points out.
"Forget the marathon, I must know where to get the
piggies!!" Gaz gently sets down her GS2 and walks to the TV.
Her leg lightly touches the TV, and it crumbles into a pile of
molecules. She smirks. "Looks like the cable company is going
to get a little visit."
Tired of injustice
Tired of the schemes
Kinda disgusted
So what does it mean
Kicking me down
I got to get up
As jacked as it sounds
The whole system sucks
Gaz walks down the street, a deadly look plastered on her
face. Dib walks behind her. Gaz turns her head to look at Dib.
"I thought I told you to stay at home." She says.
"But I want to help, I can't deal with four aliens trying to
conquer Earth." He complains, kicking a piece of snow with his
foot.
"Whatever, just don't get in the way," She warns.
Something zooms by then, splitting the snow apart for a
second before it gently landed back in place. The 'thing' stops
suddenly and backs up next to the siblings.
"What are you…stink beasts… doing?" Zim says, not
realizing the turning heads looking at the UFO then going back
to their own business.
Gaz walks on and Dib gives Zim a dirty look. "I should ask you the same thing…" Dib answers, following his sister.
"Well, I found that there are more trying to conquer Earth and…"
"I said I should ask you, but I didn't." Dib interrupts,
chuckling slightly. "Besides, I'm going for the same reason. And
they interrupted my show."
Gaz growls, "Will you two shut up? We're almost there."
Peek in the shadow
Come into the light
You tell me I'm wrong
Then you better prove you're right
You're sellin' out souls but
I care about mine
I've got to get stronger
And I won't give up the fight
As Zim hid his Voot Cruiser, Gaz and Dib made their way up the stairs to the
'Electron Electricity and Cable' building. Dib
grimaced at the state of the building, hoping quietly that it's gray
and unstable walls wouldn't give out.
Zim caught up with them. "This doesn't look like the
place the aliens were at," he noticed.
"This is the cable company, Zim," Dib said. He laughed.
"Or do you even know what one is."
Zim coughed. "Of course I do. We have one on every
block where I come from," He lied.
Gaz kicked open the door and walked in, her face
expressionless. "Now where is the office for channel 28?"
They walked down a hall and stopped by the '28' door,
which was ¼ of the way open. Dib held up his hand to knock, but
stopped when in and Gaz walked right in.
With such confusions don't it make you wanna scream
Your bash abusin' victimize within the scheme
You try to cope with every lie they scrutinize
Somebody please have mercy
'Cause I just can't take it
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make me wanna scream
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make you just wanna scream
"Yes, I know you do… But it's in the schedule. No, I'm not
allowed to change it…. Is that a threat?" A man sat at a large
desk, full of ringing phones. He slammed down a phone, making
it spark. He picked up a towel and wiped his forehead, turning to
the door.
"What are you children doing in here?" He said.
Zim spoke first. "Where are these aliens the TV speaks
of…. Tell me!!" He says, getting disturbingly close to the lardy
human, grasping his shirt.
"What are you talking about?"
"What he means is, why was Mysterious Mysteries
canceled?" Dib spoke up.
"That's not what I meant at all." Zim protested, letting go
of his shirt and taking a few steps back.
Zim and Dib began exchanging not-so-nice words.
"Shut up…" Gaz said quietly. "SHUT UP!" She says
loudly, when no one reacts.. Everyone's head turned toward her,
surprised, and the
phones suddenly stopped ringing.
Tired of you tellin' the story your way
It's causin' confusion
You think it's okay
"I only want to know one thing… Where are the piggies?"
She says, opening one eye at the man.
"What piggies?" The man replies.
"The ones in the commercial interrupted by the damn show!" She said, her anger building.
"Oh, those piggies…" Said the man, sweating slightly. "I'm not sure. You'll
have to wait till tomorrow. We only show that commercial once a day."
Gaz clenched her fists and stomped out of the room. Zim
and Dib followed.
Keep changin' the rules
While you're playin' the game
I can't take it much longer
I think I might go insane
"I'm going to find those aliens and make them pay!!" Gaz
said, threateningly as she punched at the buttons in Zim's
Cruiser.
"Stay away from those buttons, human stink! You don't
know what your doing." Zim protested as he finally made it to
the cruiser.
Gaz turned looked at him. If looks could kill, we'd be at
his funeral right know. He instantly shut up, sitting in one of the
extra seats.
"Gaz, are you sure what you know what you're doing?"
Dib asked. "You've never driven an alien vehicle before."
"I have too," Gaz protested. "The Bloaties incident two
weeks ago. Don't you remember?"
The Voot Cruiser lifted in the air and shot forward.
With such confusion don't it make you wanna scream
Your bash abusin' victimize within the scheme
You find your pleasure scandalizin' every lie
Oh father, please have mercy 'cause
I just can't take it
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make me wanna scream
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop *?!@#!in' with me
Make me wanna scream
There was only one desert left in the whole world, and
Gaz was flying there in hyper blast. Zim and Dib where plastered
into there seats, though somehow Gaz didn't seem phased at all.
She suddenly stopped. For that moment, Zim and Dib felt
like worshipping the man would made seat belts.
Gaz jumped out the cruiser, followed by Zim and Dib. The
looked around for a moment, then the ground began to rumble,
the little pebbles jumping as high as Zim's head (Which isn't
very high).
A giant robot thingy showed itself of the horizon, chasing
these little, very ugly, Martians. They stopped at the sight of the
children.
"Don't worry kids, I'll stop these aliens." Said the man in
the robot.
Gaz quietly made her way to the robot's entrance. A code
lock guarded it. She slammed her fist into the lock. The door
opened.
She made her way up to the cockpit.
"What are you doing?" Said the man. "How did you get
past security?"
Gaz picked him up and threw him out the window. He fell
to the ground and landed head first into the ground.
She got to the controls and observed the buttons.
"Oh my God, can't believe what I saw
As I turned on the TV this evening
I was disgusted by all the injustice
All the injustice"
"All the injustice"
"This is Irken territory, how dare you try to take over the
world. That's my job." Zim said to the Martians. He looked down
on them.
"And you're shorter then him! I didn't know that was
possible." Dib joked. Zim glared at him and hit upside the head.
"Ow! What was that for?" Dib said. Zim didn't answer.
"But we…" began the aliens at once.
"Silence!!" Zim yelled. He pulled out his laser. "Prepare to die!" He pulled
the trigger and the alien turned into a pile of
ashes, soon to be blown out into the wind. The other aliens look
at the pile for a moment, then began running around.
With such collusions don't it make you wanna scream
Your bash abusin' victimize within the scheme
You try to cope with every lie they scrutinize
Oh brother please have mercy
'Cause I just can't take it
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make me wanna scream
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make me wanna scream
Gaz, having figured out the controls, began to move the
robot around, working her way over to the 'man overboard'.
Without flinching, she ran him over, leaving him flat (Cartoon
Style).
She reached down with a mechanical arms, grabbing an
alien with it. She squeezed the control as hard as she could until
he squealed. She dropped him to the ground and moved to find
other one.
Dib stood, watching everything going one. Deciding that
he wanted to do something too, he went into the Voot Cruiser
and pulled out a small weapon. He aimed it at the Martian Gaz
dropped, and pulled the trigger. He was slammed against the
cruiser as the thing was vaporized. He shook his head and put
the gun back. Maybe he should just watch.
Gaz parked the robot and climbed down the stairs. It was
boring doing it that way. She walked into the sun and watched
as Zim chased the Martian around. As he ran around her, she kicked him hard in
the leg. He yelled out in pain and Zim ran
over to the scene as Gaz walked off.
"You're c-crazy…" The thing said pitifully.
Zim chuckled. "Good night…" He whispered, and pulled
the trigger.
He blew on the tip of the gun and walked back to the
cruiser.
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make me wanna scream
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make me wanna scream
Gaz sat on the coach, playing with her new version of
Vampire Piggies, while somehow watching a show about
cannibals. Dib sat nearby, looking over manila folders full of
paranormal evidence.
*The commercials come one, showing an advertisement of a
new episode of Mysterious Mysteries. Just as they are telling the
day and time, the screen flickers and shows the beginning of a
new Alien show on Shnik.*
Gaz's eyes twitch as she realizes that she won't be able
to see the ending and Dib points accusingly at the TV.
Gaz pulled some dynamite out from under the coach.
Today was going to be a long day!
Author's note: I like the way that turned out. Please R/R. Flames will be used to
light Gaz's dynamite.