Peeta.

I am the man named after bread.

I will frost you to death.

With icing.

'Cause I frost cakes.

I'm just that amazing.

Katniss should realize that.

Shouldn't she?

I'm all hot and stuff.

Sure, there's Gale.

But I can frost him to death.

With my baking powers.

I'm more magical than Mickey Mouse.

Right?

I can take care of Prim.

With the money I won.

From killing people.

In the Hunger Games.

Well, technically, Katniss did the killing.

But I've got money.

And hotness.

And I can bake.