Disclaimer: I don't own lock, shock, or barrel they're tim burton's... all other characters own themselves...

Morning recess

Lock, shock, and barrel enter gym and see people playing basketball, hackysack and talking

Shock: Looks boring already

Lock: watches a person miss the basket for the 15 time they can't even make a basket!

Lock and Shock: sad...

Barrel: is it over yet?? I'm hungry!

Lock: i wish...

Shock: your ALWAYS hungry...

Barrel: am not!

Shock: are too!

Barrel starts to jump onto shock but lock holds him back. Shock sticks out her tounge, barrel growls

Lock: whispers to barrel later lets him go

Barrel: fine...

people start to head to the door

Shock: time to go grabs her bag

Barrel: FINALLY!

Annucements

Maleigha: i heard we're getting some new kids...

Sarah: about time... hope they aren't like eithan... looks arcoss the room at eithan who's making his calf jiggle by slapping it

Maleigha: yeah...

Amanda: look! points to the door that's them!

Sarah: shoves Amanda's arm down stop pointing! it's rude...

Amanda: whatever...

Maleigha: they look oddly familiar...

Mrs. Kane: class this is Lock, Shock, and Barrel (A/N: i know barrel's younger than lock and shock but deal with it!!)

Maleigha, Nicole, and Brittany W.: no way...

Mrs. Kane: you three can sit over there between maleigha and eithan...

go over and sit. lock and shock at the table with maleigha, barrel at the desk next to eithan

Maleigha: glancing over at shock who's next to her

Shock: what?

Maleigha: nothing... looks away

Shock: to lock this girl scaring me...

Lock: looks over at maleigha she won't be a problem... grins

Maleigha: hears whole conversation and shudders

Lock and shock giggle

Barrel: to lock i think this guy's homosexual...

Lock: why? looks over eithan who grins and winks at him uhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Barrel: see!!!!

Intercom: please stand for the pledge and move on to your FOCUS activity

everyone stands

Lock: to shock do you know the pledge?

Shock: no...

Barrel: I plegde allegence to the underworld, where most people in this class will go, and to all the devils, with a witch they stand, five nations, under Jack, always invisible, with liberty and snake and spider stew for all!!

everybody looks at him, lock and shock roll their eyes

Barrel: What?

Mrs. Kane: that is not exceptable in my class! You shall say the pledge of allegence to the flag correctly or you will have a saturday!

all the students creep slowly to the door to escape the wrath of MRS. KANE!!!!!!

Barrel: But...

Mrs. Kane: Don't argue with me!

Barrel: But I can't...

Kane: Not another word! Now go to the gym!

Barrel: Why?

Shock: just do it!

Barrel: or what??

shock just glares at him

Barrel: point taken, to the gym we go!!!!

Mrs. Kane: not another eithan...

on the way down to the gym

Barrel: wow that teacher's a bitch...

Shock: i know really...

Lock: did you see what that eithan guy did!?!?!!!!??????

Shock: no

Lock: he blew me a kiss!!!!!! What's wrong with these people!?!?!?!?!?!???? clings to shock's arm hide me from the madness!!!!!

Shock: No and get off me!!! shakes lock off

Ms. Dustin: Quiet in the hallways!!!!!!

Lock: but you're yelling...

Ms. Dustin: Are you talking back to me?

Lock: no ma'am

Ms. Dustin: looks him in the eye you better not be... walks off

Barrel: creepy women...

Shock: come on... we're late!

yeah... i sucked i know... but the rest is better... i think...