/So like a month ago, in my "Doomfist Doomfists Mercy" story, I said that my next story will be called Dong-Smearing Adventure. Of course, I forgot about it, lol. So, now you have it, my faggy readers./
Lucio entered the Lubricant Shop.
"Hello, one Magical Lubricant, please." He said.
"Which one would you like?" the cashier asked, "We have ones that make you fly, ones that make you shit gold…"
"I need the one for dongs."
"Oh." The cashier lowered his voice down, "How strong?"
"Give me the strongest version there is." Lucio replied.
The cashier gulped, "Alright fella, but I should warn you that you shouldn't under any circumstance apply more of it than it says on the instruction manual, capiche?"
"Fine, whatever, just gimme that shit, nigga."
"Here, have it." The cashier gave him the lube, "But you didn't get this from me."
"I did, lol."
"Well, yeah, but… just get out of here, faggot."
Then Lucio paid for the lube and returned to the Overwatch base. He entered the bathroom and laughed like a cartoon villain. The lube would help him get ALL the pussy. He kept laughing, while smearing EVERYTHING into his dick.
"Well, now I guess I should read the instruction manual… it says 'Use a thin layer once each week. This way the whole bottle should last you for five years.' Hmm… I guess I should have read that before I smeared all of it into my black dick. I wonder can happen?"
Suddenly, the earth beneath him cracked, and before he could realize what the fuck was going on, the ancient monsters raised from the underground, like dinosaurs, dragons, C'thulu...
The monsters went on a rampage and started shitting all over Earth, and they also used their monstrous dicks to do something really inappropriate to human women.
Lucio knew it was all his fault, but he was too busy fisting corpses to worry about that.
After a few days, Overwatch destroyed the monsters, but because the human kind was almost destroyed, they decided to punish Lucio. So they put him in a rocket and sent him on a one-way trip to Andromeda.
THE END
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