Pocket Rat: New story! Yaoi! You don't like yaoi then don't read it! Don't own DBZ or 'Toxic' by Britney Spears (I love the songs, but I hate the girl!). Enjoy!

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' Baby, can't you see'

I lay in my bed staring at the ceiling. my mate lay next to me on the bed, her back to me. I knew I had screwed up, but I couldn't help it. Actually, I could of. I could of ignored him completely that day, but no. I didn't. I needed a challenge. Making you scream was a challenge, so I accepted it.

' I'm calling,'

I talked to you through telepathy, you responding vigorously every time, until you found out. The Group-Get-Together.

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You sat in the back tables, like you always did. I had made my way through all my friends, them saying kind things and me smiling and nodding in return. When you saw me coming, you lit up, a smirk decorated your angular face. I smiled at you in return. Sitting down next to you, I had received many strange looks. Giving a strange look of my own, I looked at you. A small conversation started up, and we laughed together. Your eyes had shined in the sunlight as you gazed at me, and I could tell you were completely devoted. That was a bad thing.

" You know, I don't think this is working out" I had said. The smile disappeared from your face.

"What. Why? Did I do something wrong?" I shook my head no.

" It's just. Well, I'm married." Your eyes had widened, and you shook your head at me vigorously at me.

"You. You can't be."

"Well, I am. I've got to go." As I stood up, you were already looking away. You placed a hand on your stomach; silent tears trekked down your face.

" What. What's this all about?" I had asked.

" I'm. I'm pregnant." I started laughing in your face, not believing a word of it.

" Pregnant, right. Males can't get pregnant!"

" Male Saijyans can!! How do you think we would have survived without it!? There were less females then males!" My eyes widened and I slowly backed up.

" No. Your lying. You've got to be." You shook your head at me.

" No, I'm not lying. And everyone will found out sooner or later. I'm not getting rid of this baby." You walked off into the woods. Nobody even noticed that you were gone.

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' A guy like you..'

'And they all did find out.' I sighed getting up and putting on my gi, I flew out the open window. I could just see your face, and hear your voice cry my name. I shook my head to get the images away but more just replaced the other ones. Pictures of our daughter, the life we could have had if I had just lest with you, followed you into those woods that day. I landed in front of the faithful place I could go to get away. Lina's house. I knocked on the door, hoping she wasn't busy. The door opened and Lina stood there, rubbing her eye.

"Goku, what're you *yawn* doing here this early?" She asked me.

" Can I stay here? I'm not welcome at my house anymore." She nodded, stepping out of the doorway.

"Come in, come in." I stepped in and broke down. I started telling her everything, from the very beginning.

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(A.N.: Ok, that was just the intro. Now Goku's WHOLE story's gonna be told.. 'cept for the lemon parts.. Enjoy!)

" Chi, what's a five-letter for bird!?"

" Robin!"

" How do you spell that!?"

" R-O-B-I-N!!"

"Thanks Chi!" I filled in the little boxes on the crossword puzzle, finally finished. I smiled, happy with myself. Gohan sat across from me and shook his head. He mumbled something but I couldn't hear it.

' Should wear a warning'

The phone rang, causing me to jump. I got out of my chair, picking it up.

"Hello?"

"Kakorotto, wanna spar? The woman's driving me crazy." in the background of his voice I could hear Bulma yelling at Yamcha again. " She's going to get back with him again, so what's the point?"

" Exactly. Yeah, I'll spar. I'll be over in a sec." I hung up the phone, looking at Gohan. The teenager stared at me hoping beyond hope that he could go with me. " Gohan, why don't you go spar with Piccolo? You haven't seen him in a while." Gohan's face lit up and before I could blink, was out of the house looking for Piccolo. I chuckled, putting two fingers to my forehead.

"Papa! I wanna go see Trunks!" Goten glared up at me, pouting his lips out slightly. I smiled, beckoning him over.

" Sure Goten, you can come." He quickly attached himself to my leg, not letting go. In the blink of an eye, we were outside of Capsule Corp. Goten laughed, running into the house. I walked inside after him. ' Why'd Bulma dump Vegeta for Yamcha? I mean, it's not like he did anything wrong.'

"Hi Goku! Bye Goku!" A small scratchy voice said followed by a blur of lavender and black. I continued on my path towards the Gravity Room and in no time arrived there. The hum of the chamber as it was used echoed through the air. I stepped in. Vegeta didn't even notice me. He kept on training. Kick-punch-punch-kick: a repeated attack. I cleared my throat, breaking his concentration, and watched him fall to the ground. He laid there, his head in his left hand, the other hand strumming it's fingers on the floor.

" And what was that about, Kakorotto? You should know better then to just walk in here. Close the door, you leave it open to long the gravity effects the entire house." I quickly shut the door behind me and turned to face him again. He wore only spandex training shorts and sneakers. " Are we going to train or are you going to stare all day?" I snapped out of it and lunged at him.

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The gravity was off and I laid on my back, as did you, panting. I smiled trying to stand up.

" I can't move." I wheezed out.

" Neither can I." I heard you chuckle. " The brat'll be in here any second for our training session and see us here. Most likely he'll get the woman, she'll bring to stretchers, and have Yamcha, the brat, and your brat carry us to the medical wing."

" And how many times does this happen to you?"

" Everyday."

' It's dangerous'

Just like he said, Trunks came in with Goten, the both yelped, and ran out. Next thing we knew we were on stretchers, on our way to the medical wing. Vegeta chuckled at me as they left the room.

" See what I mean? Happens every time. Only your brat was here this time." Bulma came in with two senzu beans, giving one to me, the other to Vegeta. After the beans took effect, we both stood up and walked out of the medical wing, Vegeta ahead of me.

" I still can't believe I don't know this place like the back of my hand." I mused. Vegeta looked over his shoulder at me, and stopped abruptly. Grabbing my arm, he pulled me into a closet. "Vegeta wh- - ?" he put a finger over my lips, and I stayed quiet. Mrs. Briefs walked by, talking to Dr. Briefs' cat. As soon as she left we emerged.

" You don't want to talk to her his week, she won't shut up." I laughed, shaking my head at Vegeta. "What? It's true!"

" Sure it is Vegeta, sure it is.." I stepped ahead of him. I could feel him glaring at me.

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" Do you want to tell me the rest tomorrow? I'm very tired and you must be as well." Lina asked me, smiling. I nodded, lying back onto the couch. Almost instantly, I fell asleep.

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Pocket Rat: Well? Review and tell me what you think! I'm looking for 10 reviews and then maybe I'll write more.

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