Henry was in the middle of eating breakfast.
"Look, if wanted to get the starfish, I would have," said David, loudly. He was on the phone. "I got the shell for a reason." There was a pink seashell on the kitchen table. "No, I don't have a thing against starfishes!" At this point Henry was staring at David. "NO! Okay, okay. Fine. Bye, Grandma." David hang up. Henry was looking at him. "You agree, right? The shell is much better than the starfish."
Henry stared at David before saying: "Sure..."
"Good," David said, picking up the shell and whispering: "We understand you," to it.
"What's wrong with Grandpa?" Henry asked Snow who was staring at the window.
"Henry," she said in a dazed voice. "Have you ever noticed that Storybrooke is so very, very pretty?"
"Umm...sure," Henry said, backing away slowly. He quickly turned to go find Emma.
"Emma, what the cat is going on here?" Henry asked, finding his mom siting on the stairs.
"I don't know Henry, but come poke the sponge!" Emma giggled as she spoke. Henry looked down to see Emma poking a sponge with a toothpick.
"I think I'm just going to for a walk..." Henry turned and ran strait out of the house.
"Bye, Henry," Emma called behind him, then turned back to her sponge. "Spongy, spongy, spongy!"
Henry saw Regina walking towards him. "Hi, Mom!" He waved, hoping to finally hear some sense.
"Henry," Regina waved her hand for Henry to come close so she could whisper in his ear. "It's gonna rain popsicles in three minutes."
"What?"
"Be prepared!" With that, she took off, giggling like an idiot.
Henry stared after her, then noticed Belle and Gold walking across the street. He quickly ran to them.
"Guy's, everyone is acting like they're-"
"Shh, Henry, you're gonna wake the narwal!" Belle said, cutting him off.
"What narwal?" He asked.
"The narwal," Gold said pointing to the sky. "Don't wake it up!"
"But that's just a cloud..."
"Shun the nonbeliever!" Belle exclaimed, pointing at Henry.
"Shun!" Belle and Gold said in unison.
"Ok... I'm just gonna keep walking." Henry said slowly.
"Bye Henry, remember the narwal!"
Henry started to walk towards the diner, when he ran into Hook.
"Hello, Henry," Hook greeted him.
"Hi. Everyone is acting so weird today!" Henry shouted, then paused for a few seconds. "What are you doing?"
"Cora turned my hook into a doughnut!" Hook said, taking a huge bit of his "hook". At that moment, Cora walked up to them.
"You are about to wake up from the weirdest dream," said Cora in a strange voice.
Henry bolted out of bed screaming.
"Henry!" Emma, Snow, and David ran into the room. They all looked alarmed. "What happened?"
"I just had the weirdest dream!"
"Well it's all over..."
Just then the window opened. Gold popped his head in. "Narwal," was all he said before he popped back out and pulled the window shut.
Hey guys, I'm planing on making this a long fic about Henry's entire family becoming crack ficed.
Please review!
