A/N Just so we're clear, I love One Direction. I just think Max wouldn't like them and would criticize the heck outta em. Anyone who can name the YouTube channel that hosts a series this is based off gets to pick the songs that the other characters will react to. I will be doing each character multiple times. Keep in mind that each character reacts to a song by the opposite gender. The answer will be revealed in my disclaimer next chapter.
Disclaimer: As far as you know, I don't own 1D. Or, you know, any of their songs. *cries in corner*
MR CHARACTERS REACT TO: POPULAR SONGS!
MAX REACTS TO: WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL.
Max: Okay...
*cue "What Makes You Beautiful"*
1D: You're insecure. Don't know what for.
M: Cause I'm an ugly girl and you're a hot guy. Why else?
1D: THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED.
M: Because girls who stare at the ground like to flip their hair like a sexy model. Mmhmm. I see.
1D: To prove I'm right I put it in a song.
M: A song that you will release to the public. Where millions of girls will think it's them. Sure. I totally know who you're talking about.
1D: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
M: So now woman are cooks, maids, and lightbulbs? Fabulous. Just great.
1D: That's what makes you beautiful.
M: Golly. Being stupid and ignorant makes me beautiful. I should've learned that before I got smart.
Question Time!
Questioner: So, Max, what did you just listen to?
Max: One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful"
Q: So you know these guys are British?
M: I know that Harry has four nipples and likes tacos, but not that he's British. I live with the biggest 1D fan on earth.
Q: What was the point of the song?
M: To prove 1D's stupidity.
Q: Really? You think so?
M: Well, and complementing a girl. I guess.
Q: You sound unsure.
M: They're kind of, um, controversial describing this girl. Shy, reserved, but flips her hair.
Q: Thank you!
M: Make sure you leave a review and check back here soon for a new update!
Next chapter:
FANG REACTS TO: CALL ME MAYBE