Character Questions
Nari: Hello everybody and welcome to the first every Character Questions! I'm Nari Stella-Lilith and I'll be your host, along with my assistant, Kara Misozuki!
Kara: *waves shyly* Hello everybody~!
Nari: Now, may I present the rest of the cast! My twelve Kunoichi of time and the Thirteenth Time Nin! Say Hi to everybody!
Kunoichi and The Thirteenth: Hello everybody!
Nari: You don't need to pay attention to them very much!
Crew: HEY!
Nari: :D Anyway, Character Questions is loosely based on Silent-Shanin's Ask Hinata drawings (God S-S your name appears in everyone of these fics! Which ones don't you come into?) So, all you do is send me a review asking your favorite Naruto character any question you want (within reason of course!) or you can dare them to do something. I shall use my magic author powers to make them do whatever you guys want! Now, sadly, Kara will read the rules out because I'm not mentally able to.
Kara: Uh, hehe...Okay, rule one is you can post as many questions to as many characters as you want but you can't repeat a question over and over to the same character. Rule two is that they have to be submitted in reviews. Rule three is that if Nari doesn't get 5-10 reviews (with questions) she won't write/post the next chapter. Rule four is to be as creative as you want! Any question (or dare) is allowed unless it's to explicit. Please try to remember that certain people are not perverts and do not want to read slightly perverted stuff. Is that it Nari-sama?
Nari: *nods* Good job Kara! *Kara is gone* Kara? *looks down* Why are you hiding Kara-chan?
Kara: *quiet* So...many...people...!...O_O *twitches*
Nari: Umm, okay...? While I try to fix Kara's brain you peeps can think of questions for the Naruto characters! (Also, anything will be answered! So use your imaginations *smiles evilly* Plus, other Anime/Manga/Cartoon characters are allowed. I said anything didn't I?) *thinks for a minute* Oh wait! I forgot to go kidnap the Naruto characters! Be right back!
Naruto stared. Nari stared. Naruto's eyes began to water. Nari smiled.
Naruto: So you want me to do what?
Nari: Just appear on my new T.V show.
Naruto: I still remember the last time you abducted me for your fanfiction. YOU GAVE ME SCARS!
Nari: :D They are very cute scars! And anyway, they got you someone special didn't they~~?
Naruto: *glare* I'm not going.
Nari: Yeah...I thought you'd say that. *takes out a pen.*
Naruto: *raises eyebrow*? You expect to stop me, a chakra stuffed ninja, with a pen?
Nari: Yeah, pretty much.
Naruto: O.O HAHAHAHAHA!
Nari: *starts to write, causes Naruto and the other characters to appear in the T.V studio*
Naruto: Oh my god! Where am I!
Nari: In my T.V studio's prison. I had to have one specially installed. :D
Naruto: O_e
Nari: You should've remembered that I control you through my reality writing kekkei genkkai.
Naruto: I hate you...
Nari: AWW! I love you to my little story character slave~!
Naruto: *whimpers* Help me-!
Nari: Do it and I'll lock you in here with him. :3 Hehe...Now, you guys have to review, otherwise I can't post any more chapters!