Okay, I've completely changed this story...give it a read?
On the morning of September 1st, Sirius Black found himself attempting to hide amongst the plants that were lining the compartments on the Hogwarts Express. The train ride had always brought him contentment seeing as how it was the only sure sign that he was going to be at Hogwarts soon. Hogwarts was quite possibly his favourite place in the world. He was about to start his sixth year at Hogwarts but he'd have to survive the train ride first.
He had always had a group of girls that fancied him. They were well known as his fan girls. However, somewhere between the end of fifth year and now they had doubled. They were following him around and whispering all kinds of things. Sure one would consider it pleasant, if only they weren't completely mad.
Sirius was now hiding behind a particularly large plant cursing his friends. Every year since their second they had determined different ways to decide who would get to stay in the compartment and change into their school robes. This, in result, meant that everyone would go elsewhere. Normally, Sirius would be quite skilled at the game they had chosen. After all, he was quite brilliant at everything. But this year, Remus had decided that they'd play some muggle game he had heard about.
"It's quite simple," he had remarked, "After saying rock, paper, and scissors, each of us will choose one of the three. Rock would crush scissors, paper covers rock and scissors cut paper."
What rubbish.
The boys had quickly realized it'd only work if they had played two at a time. After a round with each of his friends, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew and James Potter, Sirius had realized it wasn't the most intelligent to choose rock all three times.
James had won and had laughed loudly when Sirius entered the hall. As waiting for him was a mob of girls, it was horrid. They had screamed and attempted to snog him while he made a run for it. Luckily, the trolley lady was making her way over and the girls were momentarily distracted. He had run and hid behind a plant, where he was now.
He watched as a particularly tall thin girl with curly blonde hair spotted him. She smirked; it was Sarah Gray he realized quickly. She was one of his previous girlfriends. They had a nasty break up and he knew she was about to disclose his location.
He groaned and looked around for somewhere new to hide. He spotted a compartment not too far away and figured it was his best chance. He quickly dashed into it and closed the door soundlessly. He leaned back against the wall and sighed, relieved.
"Black!" a voice behind him screamed.
Startled, he turned around to find a girl with straight light brown hair and pretty blue eyes.
"Alice," he smirked realizing only now that she was wearing only her bra and knickers.
She crossed her arms over her chest and shook her head slightly, "Black, aren't you aware that it's considered rude to walk in on people while they're changing."
"Hm, thought that only referred to women," he said thoughtfully.
She sighed in annoyance, "You are ridiculous."
Alice Grace and Sirius could hardly be considered friends. She was a fellow sixth year Gryffindor and they had met at the sorting. To be honest, Alice swore Sirius hated her. God knows why. He took every chance he had to infuriate her as best as he could. It amused him as she had never responded the way he thought she would. She was different. Not a fan girl, to be precise. Not someone who wanted to snog or shag him. Or even someone who wanted to be friends with him. No, Alice, as far as Sirius thought, was someone who was completely sure of herself. This is why Sirius took every moment he had to try and set her off her game.
"Ah, but that's why you love me, isn't Alice?"
"Oh, Sirius, I dare say you've caught me!" she exclaimed dramatically. "I have loved you since the very first day! Come shag me Sirius! Shag me!" she continued, voice dripping in sarcasm.
"As you wish milady," Sirius said wearing a wolfish grin.
Before Alice could respond Sirius trapped her against the seat. He had been carrying his robes which he dropped on her pile of clothes. They were incredibly close and were sharing the same air.
He smirked, while Alice just shook her head. This wasn't the first time this had happened. Sirius was crazy to say the least. She attempted to shove him off of her but she had to admit, he was strong.
"Sirius," she groaned, "You're suffocating me."
He chuckled and got off of her offering a hand which she refused. She pulled her knees up and hugged them glaring at him.
"Why can't you just let me be normal, Sirius?" she asked.
"You haven't been normal since second year, when you took the dead frog I'd been chasing you with and named it Sir Robert."
"He had a top hat and everything," she said smiling at the memory.
"Yes, the monocle was quite the touch," he smirked.
"Oh sod off, you're horrid."
"How, without me you wouldn't have had Sir Robert now would you?"
"Yes, and without you I wouldn't have loved a dead frog."
He chuckled and shook his head slightly at her insanity.
"You are completely mad, Alice Grace."
"As are you Sirius, now leave?"
Sirius gave her a mock offended look to which she sighed.
"Sirius I've got to change. Don't you have friends or something?"
He smiled, "as you wish milady."
He gathered his clothes from the pile and left wearing his ever so famous smirk.
Alice sighed. Sirius did kind of irritate her but he more than that amused her. She was quite sure that without him, her life would be rather drab.
She decided to get dressed but when she looked into the pile she realized her uniform was missing. In its place was a pair of red and gold boxers and an oversized white dress shirt. She groaned. Damn Black,she thought. He had always done things like this to her leaving her to embarrass herself in front of everyone. He wasn't even kind enough to take the credit for it. He made it seem like it was all her.
She thought through her options and realized she only really had two. She could go back to her compartment and get a new set of robes to wear or she could wear Sirius' ensemble. Though one would assume the first was completely sane Alice preferred the latter.
Alice was not exactly Miss Popular, nor was she a loser. She tended to associate with everyone. However, she didn't really have any close friends. She had always lost interest quickly and thought drama was not worth a best friend. This was the reason that she had ended up sitting in a compartment with the most irritating girls in her year, Sarah Gray, Alyssa Tyler and Cory Fox. They weren't the worst human beings though they were plenty annoying. Every time Alice found herself associating with them they told her she was ugly, just in nicer words. They also enjoyed telling her she'd never find a man, in those words. Perhaps, they also weren't the best human beings. Alice would do anything that would make it so that she did not have to face them again. So she chose the latter, she pulled on Sirius' clothes and decided to sleep for the time remaining before they got to the carriages.
Soon enough, she awoke to the few remaining carriages preparing to leave. She rushed out and waited in the crowd of people attempting to get on the carriages. She heard an endless amount of snickers behind her but it didn't faze her. She was completely aware that she must have looked completely ridiculous in Sirius' clothes.
She felt a tap on her arm and turned to see Lily Evans. She was also a Sixth year Gryffindor and they had become, what Alice hoped was, friends. She smiled a hello at Lily who just looked at her nervously.
"Erm, Alice, do you know...that..." she started but then blushed.
"That I'm wearing Sirius' ridiculous clothes? Yes, I'm well aware."
"No, I mean... yes but also its..." She took a deep breath and said, "Saysyourhispieceofarse."
"What?" Alice asked confused.
"The back of your shirt, it says...' this is Sirius' piece of arse, nice to meet you.'" She said quoting what had appeared on the back of Sirius' shirt as soon as she left the compartment.
She sighed, "Stupid Black."
Lily nodded her agreement which had more to do with her annoyance at Potter who was completely infatuated with her.
"What are you going to do?" she whispered, "they're close enough behind us."
Alice shrugged her shoulders and did the first thing that came to mind. She pulled off the shirt and threw it on the ground stomping on it. It was then she realized she was only wearing her bra and Sirius' boxers but figured she'd have to play along.
She crossed her arms and continued waiting for the carriages with Lily looking shocked beside her and through the wolf whistling coming from everywhere around her.
A few people behind her, the marauders stared in awe. Sirius, despite being shocked at her destroying his shirt, couldn't help but stare at her amazing figure. She was incredibly fit he noticed. He smirked approvingly at her as she made her way to her carriage. He quickly followed and made his way into her carriage where the Marauders soon joined them.
As soon as James had stepped in Lily muttered something about finding a different carriage and left. James, being James, chased after her yelling her name.
Alice stared at Sirius disapprovingly but Sirius had seen a flicker of impressed shine in her eyes. This was definitely a step up from his usual pranks they both thought.
Sirius grinned at her widely, "So love, I hear you're my piece of arse."
She kicked him in the shin and he groaned in pain. Remus and Peter laughed at his side.
"He definitely deserved that," Remus said while Peter nodded his agreement.
"And they call themselves my friends," Sirius sighed.
"How'd you do it?" she questioned.
"All of my shirts are charmed so that if a girl were to be wearing it, it'd appear to say this is Sirius' piece of arse. You know, so everyone else would know." He grinned as she shook her head.
"You are an arse," she muttered.
"An arse you admitted you wanted to shag," he replied.
Remus and Peter dropped their mouth in surprise. Alice chuckled and then shut her mouth. It was then that everyone realized that she was half naked. It was also then that Sirius remembered she was in his favourite pair of boxers.
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