The story starts when Sora is peacefully scrubbing his Gummi Ship.
Sora:*singing* Scrubby Scrubby Scrubby, doodly doo!
Riku:What the hell are you doing!!!!
Sora:I'm Scrubbing! Now I'm going to do my scrubby dance! *dances around not caring that he is hitting his newly scrubbed Gummi Ship*
Riku:Yeah, And your also molesting Kairi!
Sora:Huh? *looks down and realizes he has been using Kairi as the sponge.
Kairi:Put me down! Put me down!
Sora:Oh... Sorry.*drops Kairi*
Kairi:Ooof!*falls with a thud*Mom! Sora dropped me! *runs of*
Wakka:Hey ya! *comes walking up* Me and Tidus where at the secret spot with paopus and condoms ya.Want to see the video tape ya? It will be fun to mwatch ya.
tidus:You weren't supposed to tell people that you Behemoth!
Wakka:No ya!
Tidus:What?
Wakka:I said No ya?
tidus:Thats another thing about you Wakka! You can't make up your mind! *runs off crying*
Bwakka:Bye ya!
Tidus:*stops crying and waves* Bye!*resumes crying*
Wakka:Oh Wakka! You got another babe ya.
Riku:¿
Sora: If you want a babe, you can just suck my......
Riku:Sora! You don't have any balls!
Sora:Yes I do! Want to see?
Riku:Ok! Let me go get my microscope*starts to walk off*
Sora:Hey! Thats not...n-nice!
Wakka:Sorry ya.
Selphie:*singing* Skip! Skip! to the barber shop. I left my jumprope at the barber shop and 3 pieces of candy. One for you, and one for me, and one for sister Kairi!
Sora:Uhh...I know I'm not the smart type, but I don't think that ryhmes.
Selphie:Well I'm not the smart type either! *hits Sora with her purse like an old lady and walks off*
Sora:Oh yeah!Well that tight yellow dress makes you look like a hooker!*thinks* I'm going to get beat up by Selphie! I just know it!*rips underpants out from under his pants just to put them on his head*
Goofy & Donald:Hey Sora! Lets go to Traverse Town and see our old pals A-Huck
Sora:k lets go!
Sora:*singing* Scrubby Scrubby Scrubby, doodly doo!
Riku:What the hell are you doing!!!!
Sora:I'm Scrubbing! Now I'm going to do my scrubby dance! *dances around not caring that he is hitting his newly scrubbed Gummi Ship*
Riku:Yeah, And your also molesting Kairi!
Sora:Huh? *looks down and realizes he has been using Kairi as the sponge.
Kairi:Put me down! Put me down!
Sora:Oh... Sorry.*drops Kairi*
Kairi:Ooof!*falls with a thud*Mom! Sora dropped me! *runs of*
Wakka:Hey ya! *comes walking up* Me and Tidus where at the secret spot with paopus and condoms ya.Want to see the video tape ya? It will be fun to mwatch ya.
tidus:You weren't supposed to tell people that you Behemoth!
Wakka:No ya!
Tidus:What?
Wakka:I said No ya?
tidus:Thats another thing about you Wakka! You can't make up your mind! *runs off crying*
Bwakka:Bye ya!
Tidus:*stops crying and waves* Bye!*resumes crying*
Wakka:Oh Wakka! You got another babe ya.
Riku:¿
Sora: If you want a babe, you can just suck my......
Riku:Sora! You don't have any balls!
Sora:Yes I do! Want to see?
Riku:Ok! Let me go get my microscope*starts to walk off*
Sora:Hey! Thats not...n-nice!
Wakka:Sorry ya.
Selphie:*singing* Skip! Skip! to the barber shop. I left my jumprope at the barber shop and 3 pieces of candy. One for you, and one for me, and one for sister Kairi!
Sora:Uhh...I know I'm not the smart type, but I don't think that ryhmes.
Selphie:Well I'm not the smart type either! *hits Sora with her purse like an old lady and walks off*
Sora:Oh yeah!Well that tight yellow dress makes you look like a hooker!*thinks* I'm going to get beat up by Selphie! I just know it!*rips underpants out from under his pants just to put them on his head*
Goofy & Donald:Hey Sora! Lets go to Traverse Town and see our old pals A-Huck
Sora:k lets go!