A/N: This is strictly meant to be humorous. It may be offensive if you're a big pokemon fan, so we're warning you!!! If it offensive in any way, our apologies in advance. Feel free to flame/ review, and if anyone likes it (uh huh....) we'll post another part!!! ~*Cassidy and Jessie*~
Jessie: New plan to get Pikachu. We'll put cheese in a guillotine and then chop off his head!
James: Man, that's the best plan ever!
They assemble a guillotine. Pikachu walks over with Ash and Co.
Misty: Duhhh....shiny.... *walks over to guillotine in a trance*
Ash: No Misty, stay away, it looks pointy *grabs her by the arm*
Misty: *snaps out of it*
Pikachu: Chu chu PikaaaAHHHHH!!!!!!
Pikachu lies on the ground, covered in blood, without a head.
Ash: *monotone* Come out Team Rocket...
Jessie: We've got Pikachu! High five!
James: Let's use it on Tracey and he'll be all...
Jessie: *glares*
James: Ahhh....yours?
Ash: great work, who's gonna want a dead Pikachu?
J&J: DOH!!!!!
Jessie: You idiot!
James: It was your idea!
Suddenly they turn around to see zombie Pikachu
Pikachu: Pika pika Chooooooooooo
Ash: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Misty: Stop cowering like a girl Ash, honestly at times you're more gay then James.
James: And what is THAT supposed to mean?
Ash: Pikachu says that he wants to kill me and that....Hey! I did not!
Pikachu: Pika pika chu!
Ash: Feel you up? I was relieved that you were alive! I was just hugging you!
Pikachu: Chu Chu Pikaaaaaaa
Ash: I did NOT touch you there.
Tracey: Oh my god....
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Ash: *sobs* he wants to kill me and he always liked Team Rocket better.
J&J: WHAT???
Jessie: We tried to steal you, you dumb, mangy, rat....
Pikachu: Pika chu chu!
Ash: He says that it was better then being molested by me...Hey! I did not!
Misty: I should have known there was something up. I have a lot of pokemon but with you it was always Pikachu this and Pikachu that.
Ash: He's lying...
Pikachu: Pika Pika choooooo!
Ash: It was only ONE time you little...
James: WAHH!!!! Now I REALLY want that Pikachu.
Jessie: *slaps him* Stuff it!
Cassidy and Butch walk up.
Cassidy: AHHHH!!!! Zombie pokemon!!!
Butch: Cool!
Cassidy: Oh...why hello Ash *winks*
Ash: Pikachu I never did that....*double take* Hey Cassidy!
Misty: Back off! Cassidy: We're quitting team Rocket y'know...
Jessie: About time!
Butch: Can we join you? Misty: No way...*looks at Butch*...Well...ummm......I guess you can....Butch, do you have any money?
Ash: Don't listen to her! She's free!
Misty: Am not!
Ash: Are to!
Butch: What the hell are you talking about?
Ash: Oh, you didn't know that Misty's a....
Misty: *socks him* SHOVE IT!!!Nothing Butch, darling.
Tracey: So I guess team Rocket has an opening.
Jessie: For someone of your caliber I think so.
James: Yeah join us! We could use a guy on the team! *thinks* I mean ANOTHER guy on the team.
Tracey: Why not?
Jessie: Excellent!
James: This is so cool, now my room number is 1....*looks at Jessie* In case we need to discuss manly stuff, Jess....