Previously On TSJPFEW . . .
Ellie Sattler and her dragon grandmother placed bets on whether Claire Dearing and Owen Grady would remain together if their roles were reversed (Claire being a Stegoceratops, presently). Ellie created a world similar to Beauty and the Beast, and in this story, Claire accepted the hybrid Owen. Elkay declared that the experiment was rigged, and volunteered to tell her own version of this tale. Between stories, she explained her plan to place Claire and Owen in a Victor Hugo adaptation . . . rather, a Disney adaptation. By doing this, she hoped to affirm that Claire would go for a human Owen, rather than a Stegoceratops Owen. It would also be more tolerable than Ellie's story, she said, because this time there would be musical numbers, like in the 1996 film. Actually, to avoid lawsuits, she would have to change the lyrics a little, but since the songs were written and not sung, nobody would care about the melody remaining unchanged. Anyway, if you're not following, there's only one thing you need to know: it's The Hunchback of Notre Dame, but with dinosaurs.
On with the show.