"Are we done, can we go home now?"
"No, babe, I want to go into American Eagle."
"No, I am not going into that lumberjack store!"
"What?"
"What do you mean what?"
"Lumberjack store?"
"Yes. I mean, everything there has like, moose fur and plaid on it."
"I wear plaid."
"Yea, but I won't watch you buy it."
"But Babe-"
"…"
"You didn't have to dislocate my elbow."
"So you wanna break up with me!"
"…"
"BECKETT! PUT ME DOWN!"
"…"
"You think this is funny!"
"Extremely."
"…"
"OW! You didn't have to bite me."
"You didn't have to lift me!"
"It was a piggy back ride!"
"Are you implying I'm a pig!"
"What! No! It's just-"
"Never do that again! Or I swear I'll break up with you!"
"What do you have against piggy back rides?
"They're for pigs and all that bouncing is like a freaking dildo jamming into me."
"So, you liked it."
"Maybe…"
"…"
"…"
"Jadelyn, we're in public. There are children. This is not G-rated, Babe."
"So? They should learn what happens when the pole goes-"
"…"
"I thought you said 'this wasn't G-rated'?"
"…"
"Tell me you love me?"
"What's the magic word?"
"…"
"Technically that's not a word."
"…."
"I love you."
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