Author's Note: Haha, I'm so gonna have fun with this one. xD Imagine the Reikai Tentai, parading around, dancing into all sorts of mishaps… makes you feel kinda warm and fuzzy inside, eh?

Summary: Fairy tales. The meaning of every child's life and the bane of every adult forced to read it to them… and the newest way to poke fun at the Reikai Tentai, who find themselves playing the main character. Cinderella has never been so twisted.

Disclaimer: I do not own YYH, nor will I ever own YYH. Boo hoo.

Fairy Tales of DOOM – Cheers!

It all began one sunny day that wasn't actually sunny… it was kinda cloudy really. It was one of those days when it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

And of course, the Reikai Tentai, who have made silent vows to oppose all logic, did that and more. They marched right down to Koenma's office when he told them to, complaining and grumbling all the way. Just like good little children… even though they're not really children anymore.

"Alright team, I've assembled you here today to introduce you all to a new artifact that somebody sent me," Koenma announced, holding up a huge book titled 'Fairy Tales and More'.

"Isn't 'I'm so older than you' a little too old for fairy tales?" Yusuke asked, giving Koenma an odd look.

Koenma glared at the boy, "What do you know?"

Yusuke could have said a lot of witty comments, including cliché ones and not so cliché ones. But, knowing what was good for him and his precious sanity, he chose to keep his big mouth shut.
For once.

"I am going to open the book in your presence, as, if it just so happens to be a clever way of shipping demons here, I have you to protect me," Koenma stated wisely. The four boys looked quite bored, really.

I mean, which insane, homicidal maniac would bother sticking demons in a book?! One not even big enough to put Puu in nonetheless! Even Koenma could defeat such a demon.

But, deciding not to argue for, again, the sake of their sanity, the Reikai Tentai watched child of Enma open the book.

"Hey, what do you know, there are no demons in here after all!" Koenma exclaimed happily, glancing up at the spot where the Reikai Tentai should have stood.

But they weren't there.

He blinked, and shrugged. He was wrong, the book was dangerous… better them than himself, right? Pulling out a glass of wine and ignoring the fact that he looked pretty underage, he toasted an invisible person in front of him. "Cheers."

Then the blue ogre burst in, and snatched the wine bottle from him. "Koenma, I can't believe you! You're underage."

Said person's eye twitched, but chose not to say anything yet. This time, it wasn't for the sake of his sanity…

It was because he was still holding that fairy tales book, and arguing about age with that in his hands was just…

Well, it's not very smart, is it?

Koenma chose to argue.

Shame, shaaaaaaaaaame.

When I went to finally upload chapter five, there was a small note beside this one. Reupload. Therefore, I reuploaded it. xD Dunno what mistake I fixed, but I probably fixed one. So cheers for me. x3