If you give a Hawke a tune, she'll most likely dance.
And if she dances at the Hanged Man, she probably want an ale.
Or two.
Or maybe even three.
Then she'll probably black out and wake up in her bed the next morning wearing someone else's scarf.
When she wobbles downstairs to find a tonic for her headache, Leandra will be standing there with her hands on her hips.
She'll be holding sketchy "fan mail" that was addressed to Hawke and question her about her rendition of "Ander's Spicy Shimmy."
While Hawke thinks of Anders and curses his name, she'll think about knotting that pretty blonde hair of his.
Then his blonde hair will remind her of Varric's blonde hair and send her into a tizzy.
She'll realize that if Varric finds out about her "entertainment," he will no doubt mention it in his story.
So she'll tromp on over to the Hanged Man to question Varric while ignoring the comments on the streets.
When she arrives at the tavern and finds out that Varric has already told the whole town, she'll slump down at a table and cry.
In hopes of cheering Hawke up, Varric will buy her a round and put in a request for the minstrels.
And chances are, if you give a Hawke a tune…
She'll most likely dance.
Author's Note: You can thank yoo-hoo for this one. She/he planted this idea in my head with his/her review and for some reason my brain has deemed this point in time the perfect time to rewrite it. *Shrugs* Probably not the best it can be considering that school has sapped most of my creative juices, but if you have an idea for a line, pitch it to me. Thanks to you all for reading!
Oh, I'm keeping the other chapter up in case you're curious about the original. Yeppers.