This is just a totally random idea I had after reading several fanfics. If it's so awful I should stop, let me know. It will get funnier in later chapters. I'm new here, so please don't kill me!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything other than the DVD, as is mentioned in the story.

Prologue:

"Jennifer, look. The Phantom has a big bubble up his nose, and it just popped!"

"Be quiet! This is supposed to be a sad scene!" Jennifer tried unsuccessfully to hold back her giggles as she imagined the picture.

"Well excuse me," Meghan replied as she pushed a strand of her shoulder-length dark brown hair out of her face.

Jennifer suddenly shoved one of her mismatched socks up to Meghan's face. "How do my feet smell?"

Meghan made a face and shuddered. "I can smell them through your socks."

Jennifer smiled, adjusting her cheap-looking bright green mask. Her blue glasses nearly fell off their post, balanced on top of the mask. She hastily pushed them back up, not wanting to miss a moment of the awesome phantomness. Gerik finished his scene on top of the roof and the screen faded to black. Jennifer paused the movie. She and Meghan were going to take a short intermission.

Meghan headed for the bathroom and Jennifer went to get a drink. She checked the clock as she got a glass out of the cupboard. It was nearly midnight. She filled her glass then wandered back to her bedroom. The movie was still paused and Meghan was still in the bathroom. Jennifer finished her water then took the glass back to the kitchen. As she put it in the sink, she noticed Meghan filling a cup with ice.

"Hurry up, I want to get back to the movie," Jennifer whined.

"Fine." Meghan grabbed her cup and they headed back to Jennifer's room. As they reached the hallway, the girls noticed that the movie had started to play again.

"Stupid haunted DVD," Jennifer muttered as she ran to re-pause it. She hurriedly pushed the right button and waited for Meghan to come back.

"You run like a chicken," Meghan said as she joined Jennifer in the nest-like area under Jennifer's loft bed.

"Do not." Jennifer turned the movie back on. Suddenly there was a bang from the dining room. "GRRRR, I bet that was Chloe being stupid. She interrupted 'Masquerade'!"

Meghan looked at her strangely. "She's just a dog, and it's just a song."

"It is not just a song!" Jennifer cried. "True it's not as good as 'Phantom of the Opera' or 'Music of the Night' or… whatever. But it's NOT just a song!"

"Sorry." Meghan glanced at the door. "We should probably go see what Chloe got into this time."

"Yeah, I think so too." The two girls crept out to the dining room, not wanting to wake anyone up. As they reached the hallway, they noticed that the TV was on.

"Did Chloe find out how to turn on the TV?" Meghan asked in surprise.

"Man, I hope not." Jennifer peeked around the corner and nearly passed out.

Standing in the middle of the dining room were Erik, Christine, Raoul, Madame Giry, Meg, Carlotta, Piangi, Nadir, Andre, Firmin, and a random French lady who was trying to flirt with Raoul.

Thanks for reading! Please give me any suggestions or comments you have. So, yeah. I'll put up the next part when I have 3 reviews. Why 3? I have no idea. Review!