In the land called Johto lived a stout Jigglypuff who was a sparkly reddish pink rather than the true pink jigglypuff we see today. She went through life with an air of nobility and uncontested snobbery which suggested that she was the most beautiful jigglypuff in existence. She was no different than other jigglypuff aside from her color. When she sang, everyone fell asleep and she got mad and drew something on their faces. She got mad a lot... She thought she was the absolute best singer in the world, even more so than your average jigglypuff. Shall we just say that she was the jigglypuff version of Napoleon?
One day this egomaniacal jigglypuff was trouncing through shrubbery at an exalted pace when she saw something long, luxurious and fluffy wiggling through a bush and stopped dead in her tracks. This tail was beautiful, so much prettier than her. She had no idea what was on the other end of the tail except that it was a Pokemon. She picked the tail up in awe and started to pet it. She heard a hoarse grunt and fell aback as a huge Ninetails with sleepy eyes glared at her like he was going to eat her. He was a generic Ninetails, same color and size and shape, aside from the tail but in her shocked state (and aggravated by the fact that she was very, very short) it looked huge.
"Don' do that!" shouted the hoarse voice. The jigglypuff cringed but her air got the better of her and she found herself some courage.
"Where's the "T"? There's a "T" in 'don't', young man."
"Young? How old are YOU! Go away!"
"Quit shouting. What's your problem? Did you get a sandspur in your tail?"
"What's your name?" asked the ninetails gruffly. The jigglypuff gave him her best "Get the heck away from me" look and cleared her throat.
"I am not going to tell you", her voice sounded more majestic than usual.
"Your voice is pretty. There, I said something nice. Now...tell me your name!"
"Lilla. Don't I look like a "Lilla"? I mean, does it not suit me to a "T"?"
"Enough with the "T"s! What is it with you and "T"s? Quit primping, by the way, it's driving me nuts." snorted the fox from his bush.
"Tell me your name and maybe I'll stop "primping". One good turn..."
"For the love of all that is right, stop talking! My name is Jayson with a 'Y'., he said hesitantly.
The jigglypuff reached out her hand to the gruff fox and he just bowed his head graciously and said "Your highness" sarcastically. The jigglypuff just shook her head. She made a move like she was going to touch his tail and he growled sharply at her. She rolled her eyes and wondered when she ever saw a fox that acted so much like a dog.