Naruto – Glitched

The infinate universal logic holds many heroes and villans, but it also hold boundries that keep these entities separate. Until now. The Great Dieties do have a sense of humor and so they gift a younge orphan with an amaving ability. Too bad he has no idea how to use it or control it. Naruto-centric multi crossovers from game and anime. Mature for many reasons.

Chapter 1 -Graduation (but for whom)

Today was the day he always dreamed of. The day his training and drive would be tested to see if he would pass the genin exam. The blond ball of energy with cerulean blue eyes and odd whisker marks was happily getting ready for his exam. He looked at the mirror, smiling at his favorite orange jumpsuit. He won a bet with the Hokage that he could wear it till he became a genin, but had to find something with a lot less orange after that. This was going to be interesting as he never went to regular classes like the others. He had to be trianed outside of the acadamy due to his unique condition.

"Hey kit? What do you think of the chances to get me some freedom, or at least a little more room? The demon fox, The Kyubii no kitsune, and the tenant inside the seal on the blond's stomache could communicate and aid the boy but he was still a prisoner. They had met years ago and that was also when his 'gift' started. Said gift seemed to amuse the Kyubii to no end and yet at times it also troubled him.

They headed to the shinobi Acadamy to get the exams done. But his gift was always doing stange things. As he ran to the Acadamy his body started to blur and looked like their were multiple people standing the same spot. One second later it stopped and a red and gold streak was seen zipping through the Village. In his mind he only wanted to get there fast but to suddenly become and avatar of speed itself was not expected. The blur of red was seen all over the village till finaly it arrived at the Acadamy. Then it stopped to show a young man in an od red suit with yellow lighting bolts on it. The local ANBU unit landed near the person looking him over.

"Halt, don't move. Who are you?"

'Sir, that uniform is not from any known village. And I doubt he is from Kumo."

The stanger simply grinned. "Chill out, I'm just going to the exam...It's me Naruto."

The ANBU looked him over before groaning. "What the hell Gaki. What is it this time. Your moving around the city so fast that no one really sees you till you stand still. And I bet those laps around the market will give the hokage more complaints. Try to calm down and ...undo this mess." the Anbu wearing a Neko mask was looking the suit over and wondering how the body under it really looked.

"Breating... calming...hearing the fox gripe about motion sickness..." The boy started to blur with the many forms inside it again. Finally it stopped to show Naruto in his usual outfit. The other shinobi just looked appalled at it. "Now to go take that test."

As the boy rushed inside the ANBU headed off to talk to the Hokage. It had been nearly 7 years since that started and many new things had been seen when it happened. But the only thing anyone knew was that it was based in his emotions. And he had to calm and center before he could undo the change. The best part was that he sometime trained with the ANBU and the time his kunai turned into strange weapons was very intriguing.

Not to mention the different warriors he changed into and their odd fighting styles. The time he got really angry at them was one of the roughest changes he ever did. Memories of that massive humaniod form with green skin and unlimited brute force still haunted a few of the ANBU. The Kyubii was only second to that beast due to its size being smaller and harder to keep up with.

At the Hokages office

"... I see so he now shows a person of enhanced speed. This is quite bothersome. Any coments from the tenant?...'motion sickness? Ok so nothing that is to worrisome yet. Good job and continue your duties. Oh and I will send a small bonus to you accounts for the details of this new..'persona'."

The Hokage looked at the desk full of papers as he scowled at the stack reseved for 'Naruto's glitches' as the boy called them. If he changed into any of these new identities enough times he acquires some of their knowledge and memories. He actully aided some of the cizilian council in their power and water issues with these odd ideas he gained. But every now and then someone would start up the fox hunts and then all hell would break lose. The Hokage took a book out of his desk and joted down this new information. The Next Hokage will need a list of the things in orer to deal with the boy in the future.

The teacher looked at the blond as he walked into the room. "Hello, you must be Uzumaki Naruto. Good of you to join us today just to take the exam. But I do have to ask who was your Instructor up tothis point?" The chunin looked at the boy with a questioning eye. He was simply told to expect the boy to only be there for the test and to treat him as a advanced student.

"Oh.. well I had many instructors in each of my fields but thats only because of my...Glitch." The boy rubed the back of his head as the clas began to whisper.

"What exactly is this 'Glitch' you speak of?" The white haired chunin beside the teacher glared at the boy with the look that many villagers used to have. "Will it cause you to ask for special treatment just to pass this exam, this is an important rite of passage for these students who actually showed up here every day to learn how to be a shinobi."

Naruto chuckled looking over the room. "Well its like a kekki Genki but with some very ...odd.. side effects. You will see, so can we get this started already? I see a lot of faces looking forward to the rest of their careers."

"Fine.. Sit beside the Hyuuga. .." As he started his lecture he froze as did all the room when the blond started to blurr and disappear, only to reppear sitting in the stated seat. The girl beside him jumped into a defensive stance and EEEPed. "Wha..how... what was that?"

"Glitch." he said as if stating the weather. Many uf the class where now watching him closly.

After the whole spech they did the written portion which he aced and even stated some counter stratigies to a couple questions. Next was the weapons portion which caused some excitement as the kunai he threw 'glitched' into more dagger like objects that sank hilt deep in all the vial and fatl spots.

"Damn, I was hoping it would not do that. O calm and focus, calm and focus." The blond seemed to be shutting off his excitement and the kunai reverted to their normal state.

"Uzumaki, what exactly did you do?" The teacher know known as Iruka asked as he studied the target.

"Side effect. Myself or items in my possesion get random..glitches. Some helpful and some..." he suddenly grew very still ans shivered. "... not so helpful. But the best part is if I get glitched the same way often enough I start to learn how to use those abilities in battle."

The class began to wonder about that as he finished the weapons with no more issues. But he did redo the kunai and got top markes for that part. The Taijutsu portion was next and he watche dthe others using bare minimum effort in their matches. He did note that the Hyuuga girl was pulling he punches and the Akimichi boy as well. Finally it was hi turn and his oponent was the Uchiha boy. He was told of the massacre and of the aftermath but he was surprised to see this boy with so many girls around him vying for his attention and all he did was brood. 'Must be gay. Better watch out for where he grabs.' Kyubii had been quiet must of the day but his comment only bothered Naruto. 'ok so quick and effective...how about we use that style?' the agreement was felt inside as he grinned at the boy.

They stepped into the ring and bowed. "I am an Uchiha so feel honored when I beat you to the ground." Naruto smirked at him then took an unusual stance. He raised one leg till his knee was even with his chest as his arms were to both sides of his head in a defensive fasion. His body was tucked in curving his back and his only balance was the ball of his lowered foot. He was bouncing on said foot.

"Hajime." The white haired instructor called with out warning. The Uchiha ran in with a simple punch. Only to gett with in 2 feet before reciving 9punches 4 knee strikes 4 elbow hits, 3 kickes. Then an upercut that lanched him out of the ring..all in five seconds while yelling 'APAPAPAPAPA'.

"Damnit, he could do all that in 2 and a half seconds, I gotta gett faster." The class sweatdropped at this till the instructor stepped up. "OK so face me to get a better idea of you skill. The look in his eyes told everyone he was not going to hold back. "Hajime"

Naruto was about to begin but he started to 'glitch'. Suddenly there was a man with dark tan skin, massive muscles on his toned body and bandages around his legs and arms. Short white hair and an almost godly glow of light beaming from his eyes. "APAPAPA APPACHAI!" was all they heard as the instructor was hit with three times as many blows then finished whit a revrse heel kich sending him into the wall. Teh match too the same five second.

After it ended, Naruto reverted and ook deep breathes. "Sorry sensei but you did try to use KI during that match and I was focusing on Master Hopachai's style. He is called the Death God of Muyi Tai, after all."

The final part of the exam had every one whispering abou the boy as they kept a distance. The Uchia was pissed after he wathced the fight with the teacher. 'I want his Masters to teach me to be that strong, just who the hell is he and who was that fighter he henged into?'

in the private exam area for the jutsu part. "ok so what is this 'Glitch' thing you did because that was almost as if someone else was fighting." Iruka looked at the empty seat and sighed. Mizuki (the other guy) was taken to the hospital with the look of goin toe to toe wit a full ANBU squad.

"Well it... It was someone else. I become someone else menatlly , physically, even gender wise if its a woman. I become glitched into a being from some other dimension or universe and all I know is its based on my emotions...and the humor of the Dieties. Long story short I learned some of Master Hopachai's moves and trained to use them s well as others. But when that guy used lethal force and KI I glitched into the real deal. So that doesn't hurt my score does it. The glitch also effects items like I said before."

"Ok.. now do a Kawarmi. (done). Do a Henge. ANBU Dragon, thats original and looks to be close to right height) Finally do 2 clones."

"Kage Bushin."

One clone looked like he was wearing a black long coat layerd in throwing knives with 2 bandoliers of mor knives on his chest and black clothes beneth. The other was wearing a straight jacket fully fastened with a look of pure bloodlust in his eyes. "Hi boss...who's on the menu today?"

"Shut it Hannibal, I just want to know why we are here and there is nothing to kill unless this is the target?" Iruka sweated as the kife guy looked right at him. POOF. Both were gone and Naruto sighed. "Fucking side effects. Clones with personalities and the random luck of who you get. Sounds like a army of lunitics if I do a lot at once."

"Well the good news is.. you did pass with top score but no getting Top spot due to you not actually being enrolled in the acadamy..." he was cut off as the blond was heading out.

"Thats ok. I was just trying to see if I could pass the basic exam. Hey would you be sure to send a full report to Jii-Jii...err I mean the Hokage. He will love to here I could tone it down enough to take the Genin exam. Now I got to go spar with some ANBU before working with Ibiki later at T&I." With that he left grinning as he diassapeared in his glitch blur. Iruka was letting it all sink in. "ANBU sparring, working with T&I and Ibiki, calling Hokage jii-jii, just who the hell is this kid and why has his name never been on file in any of the shinbi briefings?"