Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me! Except for Shadow, she is all mine!
"Bold"=shouting, raised/excited voice
Gibbs went down to Abby's lab with Tony fallowing right behind him carrying his usual coffee and Abby's Caf-Pow! As per their usual routine he went straight over to her.
"What you got Abs?" Gibbs then gave her a peck on her head and set down her Caf-Pow!
"Nothing new on this cold case Bossman, surprised you got your timing wrong."
"Aww, come on Abs, can't me and Gibbs just come down to say hi too?" Tony then came up behind her and looked over her shoulder.
"Of course you can Tony! You know I love seeing you two!" Then there was a bing from her computer. "I've got mail! Mind if I check it Gibbs?" Abby turned to look at Gibbs slightly confused. She'd normally wait to check it later.
"Sure Abs, could be important."
Abby just shrugged and clicked on her email. The note was short and confusing. "Well that's odd."
"What's up Abby?" Tony then read the email out loud for him and Gibbs with her gesture of permission. " 'I'm going to borrow you three. Thought I'd give you a warning to be nice. Let's play!' You're right; I think some one's a little crazy."
"For the moment, yes, yes I am. It varies from time to time." The three NCIS agents froze then started to scan the room for the owner of the mysterious voice. "You're not going to find me like that! Come on every one's waiting. Let's play!" They then suddenly disappeared from the lab.
To their utter shock they reappeared in a cozy living room set up with leather couches and love seats all in a circle. The walls were blue with white frames windows that didn't look like they opened partly covered with white curtains and they were standing on a wooden floor.
Looking back at the chairs they noticed that they were not all empty. In one of the love seats sat a boy with messy black hair and glasses in odd robes and next to him, was a blond girl in similar robes and a faraway look in her eyes. In the chair opposite them was a blond boy with a sneer on his face and also in similar robes. One of the couches in between them held three men who could have walked out of a renaissance fair. The middle man had more of a rough look to him with dark brown shaggy hair and to his left was a tall long haired blond and to the right a short red head.
Gibbs and Tony both pulled out their guns and wondered why they weren't being more observant about what the others looked like.
"Ah, Boss? Why did we notice the people last?" Before Gibbs could answer, the voice from before answered for him.
"Because I felt like saying a little about the room first plus I hate describing people everyone knows but didn't feel like using their names yet hence why the description got shorter as you went."
They then spun around to face a girl who couldn't have been more than 20 in a nicely fitting white t-shirt with a design of a red heart with dragon wings on it and blue jeans. Her hair was up in a pony tail but somehow they knew if it was let down it would fall slightly below her shoulders. The hair was also a fiery red with white tips and white bangs. Her little smirk showed part of her amusement at the situation but her dark green eyes let them see how much she was really laughing. Beside her was a slightly older looking Native American.
"Alright who are you and what's going on?" At this Gibbs heard a snobbish like snort form the blond sneering boy.
"Isn't it obvious Muggle? She's the fanfic writer and she is going to mess with us."
Then the girl snapped her fingers and Draco found himself wearing a new necklace.
"Sit boy!" the writer then smiled as he face planted into the ground. "I always wanted to do that!" the man beside her laughed as well. "Draco's right but no one talks to Gibbs like that! I'm a fanfic writer of sorts. I have started lots of stories but I have an attention span so short that I haven't finished any of them on paper and only started posting one of them. On this site I am called Dragon fangirl but that is too long and I won't be called Dragon while Draco's here so I'll have to think of something else." She then laid her arm over her chest and her other hand on her chin.
The man at her side then tapped her on her shoulder, "Why not Shadow?" nee Dragon fangirl lifted her head and smiled.
"That's great Seth thanks! An Email short!" She then gave him a hug and looked at the still standing agents. "You can ask more questions now."
"Where are we, what are we doing here and who are they!" Gibbs was getting frustrated now, he hadn't felt in control since he got there.
"Where did you get that shirt? I love it!" Abby thought she might as well go along with it. The girl did seem nice and she respected Bossman!
"You're in a room I created, we are her to play and they will introduce themselves in a sec. I actually am planning to make this on my YuDu sometime."
"Cool!"
"Thanks Abby, well have a seat!" The three then sat in the remaining couch while Shadow and Seth sat in the last love seat. "Let's start with the introductions and then I'll explain the situation. Seth you can go first."
"Alright, I'm Seth Clearwater from La Push. I'm a shape shifter and I'll be starting high school soon." Everyone who knew what high school was just stared at him.
"Um, were you held back or did you drop out the first time around?" Gibbs then smacked Tony on the back of the head. "Ow right boss, won't happen again."
Shadow squealed "Gibbs slapped already!"
"Neither, I just look old for my age."
The blond girl in the next love seat went next. "I'm Luna Lovegood, Ravenclaw 4th year from a school in Scotland named Hogwarts. I'm a witch, nice to meet you!"
"Nice going Looney! Exposing us to the muggles, bloody brilliant!"
"Malfoy sit!" Once again the blond found himself face first on the floor. "They can't tell anyone you idiot! This is a FanFic! Please continue Harry."
The other boy by Luna was smirking at Malfoy. "I'm Harry Potter, a wizard from the same school, Gryffindor 5th year."
The companions on the next couch looked between each other before their blond answered. "I am Legolas of the Woodlen Realm."
Shadow rolled her eyes at him, "You're going to have to say more than that Princeling. All that really says is that your name is Legolas and you live in the woods."
The three then looked at her in shock. "Are ye sayin' they can't tell what we are by look'n at us lass?"
"Probably not Gims, well Seth knows 'cause I felt like giving him the knowledge," Seth grins at 'Gims,' "but I thought it would be fun to watch the kid's reaction to it. I highly doubt Gibbs and Tony will believe you and Abby, well she loves almost anybody until they do something stupid. Then she can kill them without leaving any forensic evidence."
With that everyone went quiet except for Abby who was giggling and Seth who was trying not to laugh at all of their shocked faces.
"Well Legolas?"
"I am a Woodlen Elf and as Shadow has said, my father is King."
Two of the three wizards just stared as the third smiled at no one in particular.
"Alright Muggle, enough of that. You look nothing like an elf!" Draco was obviously getting annoyed with everything.
"Well he does look more like the Santa's elves from that Christmas movie Dudley watched, more than the house elves anyhow."
"House Elves?" the other six guests asked.
"I'll show you!" Shadow then once again snapped her fingers and Dobby appeared in front of her seat. "Hello Dobby, why don't you say hello to my guests?"
"Hello," He then looked around at everyone slightly surprised.
"And was he watching 'The Santa Clause'?" when Harry nodded she snapped her fingers and another man appeared.
"What's going on here?" The young man then looked around the room slightly worried.
"Bernard, calm down. I was just showing Legolas the experience the wizards had with elves, you being the head elf at the North Pole and Dobby being a house elf/brownie guy." Legolas' eyes widened as he looked at Dobby.
"Of course he wouldn't know what a real elf looks like, he's a muggle!" everyone looked from Draco to Shadow expecting her to make him face plant once again onto the floor.
Shadow looked down at her nails, "You two ready to go back?" the two elves nodded and she waved her hands making them disappear without looking up from her nails. By this time even Draco was nervous. "Draco darling, you do recall that I told him to say he was an elf right?" he nodded "That means even if he wasn't before, which he was, he would be now. Just like if I said you where a girl you would be one."
Everyone starred at Draco as he rolled his eyes. After a few seconds Tony, Harry and Seth could not hold their laughter anymore. The three started to laugh so hard they could barely stay in their chairs.
Draco looked at them like they were crazy and was about to ask what was so funny but Shadow interrupted, "Let's continue please? And no more interruptions Draco."
Still staring at Draco the brunette besides Legolas introduced himself. "I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, King of Gondor and I am from the race of man."
"He means human which is technically true," since they were all still staring at Draco none of them raised an eyebrow at what Shadow said.
"Gimli, Son of Glóin and I am a Dwarf Lord."
Tony looked at the short red head still slightly laughing from before. "Dwarf Lord? That reminds me of our own Elf Lord."
Shadow smirked, "Yes but he doesn't play computer games to get his title like McGee did and he actually is a dwarf were as our dear Timothy is human. You're next Draco dear."
Draco looked over the group still not getting why they were staring or laughing but decided to humor the girl and tell the others who he is. "I am Draco Malfoy, Pureblood wizard and Slytherine 5th year." His eyes widened after hearing his voice and stared at the others while Harry, Seth and Tony finally fell out of their chairs. "You turned me into a girl!"
"Yes I did and the hair suits you. Maybe now you'll know better than to question me or insult my guests. Since Tony seems to be busy," Everyone looked to Tony who was still laughing on the floor, "I'll introduce him, Anthony Dinozzo senior agent for team Gibbs at NCIS, usually muggle human depending on the story, I did like the one where he was a mutant and the one where he was a wizard, was once a cop for multiple places." By that time Tony was back in his chair and stifling his laughter.
"Yeah, that's me but have people real made me a wizard?"
"Yep, they have done lots of stuff and put you with some interesting people, including four people in here."
"Wait what?" All three of the NCIS people were looking at here now.
"Yeah, with Abby, Gibbs, and older versions of Harry and Draco here. But no out bursts! Harry has it worse than you any way, he's been paired off with everyone in here but Abby and Gimli or at least I think he has been paired with Seth." With that Harry started to turn red and everyone started imitating gold fish.
"Your turn Abby."
"Well I'm Abby Sciuto and I'm the Forensic Scientist for NCIS but I'm counted as being on Team Gibbs. Who else are people setting me up with?"
"Um, Snape and the whole Gibbs team? You even married Ducky in one of them but you did it the wizard way and did a few wizard adoptions with Harry's help. Fornell was in that one too with his daughter," Shadow turned to Gibbs, "They made your guy's ex a real bitch in that one."
"Not surprised." He then looked over the others and decided he would say his name too, "Gibbs, marine sniper and leader of the major case squad at NCIS."
"Great! Now we all know a little bit about each other, oops! My turn! I'm Shadow as you know, I'm a muggle human except here and in my stories I add people in, well I add parts of myself. Like in the one I posted I added the part of myself that is family protective and revenge seeking with a bit of other things mixed in. I'll try to keep me in this story the actual me but that is a bit hard for me. I'm 21 and going to college, I don't have a job right now because I hurt my back and can't do my job anymore. In this story thinging I'm basically a Q."
"A Q? So you watch Star Trek?" Tony asked.
"Yes and no, my parents watch it more and always play fight over who's the better captain. It's really funny to watch my mom roll her eyes when I answer Jean-Luc Picard to who is the captain of the Enterprise. And Harry, why are you being so quiet?"
"Who else have they set me up with in my own world?"
". . . Seth why don't you take this one?" Seth turned to her and stared like she was crazy.
"No way! You got yourself into this one!"
"Damn, me and my big mouth! Harry, it would be easier for me to tell you who they haven't set you up with in the Gryffindor, is that okay?" He just nodded so she continued, "To my knowledge they haven't set you up with Collin, Denis, Ms. Brown of your own year or willingly with Percy,"
"That's it?"
"From your house yeah but remember we don't know all of them and the only other upper years that I can think of are the twins and Wood and the only younger was Ginny, Collin and Denis. There are more holes in the other houses!"
"Other houses?"
"Yeah, they set you up with Luna, the other Palti twin I think, and Cho from Ravenclaw; Susan from Hufflepuff; Blaize, Daphnee and Draco from Slytherin for the students." Seth smirked while he answered.
"Draco? And what do you mean from the students?"
"Well, they set you up with Snape, and Frinze the centaur and Hagrid and Lupin, Tonks, Sirius, Victor Krum, Bill Weasley, Charle Weasley, Lucius and his wife, Bellatrix Lastrange, Voldomort, Salazar Slytherin, Godric Gryffindor, and I think Merlin. Am I forgetting any one Seth?" Shadow was slightly pouting at him for bring up people outside of the students.
"Yeah, Cedric Diggory and that veela Fluer and her sister."
"That's almost everyone I know! Wait, who have you set me up with?"
"Oh not many, just Ginny, Draco, and an OC."
"You?"
"Nope, just a girl named Sarah who you meet in Fourth year. And those are just on paper, I have one in my head that will never get there where you end up with Hermione. But enough about that! Let's get onto why you're here. While I am stuck with other stories or have a real fun idea for an oneshot this is where I'm going to write it. I usually only right with Lord of the Rings characters, Harry Potter characters or Twilight characters with one X-men so I have brought you guys here."
Gibbs gave her one of his famous 'and' looks before speaking, "That doesn't explain why we're here."
Shadow just shrugged, "I wanted to try one and I just got a fun idea for you guys so I'll do that one first. Staring Tony!" Shadow's eyes glazed over for a moment then smiles a smile worthy of a crazy lunatic.
"It's perfect! I'll start now! Alright, I'm going to send you three back to NCIS headquarters where you are going to play out my scene, it'll be my first Song Fic! The rest of you get to watch!"
"Wait a song fic? With me in the lead I don't know about that." Dinozzo looked a little worried and looked at his boss.
"I don't think you're getting a choice Dinozzo."
"That would be correct, bye now!" With that the three members of Team Gibbs started to fade.
The next thing they knew, Abby and Tony where in her lab and Gibbs was nowhere in sight.
"Where's Gibbs?"
"He'll be there in a sec and none of you will think anything odd is going on starting . . .now!" After Shadow spoke, Abby went back to looking at her screen and Tony went to her desk and the Song Fic began.