September 9th, 2001
One morning Nicolas Cage woke up in his bed inside his big mansion which is really big like my moms and he has a really awesome snake. Sleeping right next to him was Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs looked up from his really nasty pillow. "good morning Nicolas cage" Mr. Krabs said with a smile. "Good morning Eugine Krabs" Nicolas Cage said. Mr. Crabs taking off the sheets of the bed to get up revealed his really awesome abs and cool peks. He lifted his leg sexily and asked Nicolas what he wanted for breakfast. Nicolas Cage answered "could I have some chicken nuggerts and smily fries? Do we have any gogurts left?" Eugine Krabs stared deeply into Nicolas Cage's big nutella-colored eyes licking his lips and said "ok dad". Oh yeah I forgot to explain Nicolas Cage is Eugine Krabs' dad. Anyway Eugine Krabs went to go make breakfast. Nicolas Cage rose out of his bed and look at the picture frame on the beauru. He got up and picked up the picture of him, eugine krabs, and Markiplier. "damn he was so hot. It's too bad he cheated on me with Pewdiepie and Captain Sparklez than died in the war" Nicolas Cage said remembering about all the great sexes he did.
After Nicolas Cage stepped out of the bathroom after taking a huge poop he stepped into the kitchen which smelled like my dad after he drinks. He started ripping into his food. After finishing Nicolas Cage said "wow this food was good thank you so much Mr. Krabs". "your really welcome I love you ddad" eugine krabs said giving Nicolas cage the sex eyes. They were about to have a smooch but then the doorbell rang like mom when she calls me up for dinner. Nicholas Cage went to go get the door.