Disclaimer i dont own icarly nor these characters
Chapter 1
I AM SOOOO SICK OF SAMANTHA PUCKETT, yelled 15 year old freddie benson. Once again sam has beaten me. She beats me at everything and even when i win i somehow lose. It's the end of the school year and i will transform by the time junior year begins i will be a complete babe magnet and samantha joy puckett will not be able to resist me… i just have to figure out where to start.
The next morning freddie put his plan into action...step 1: change his look
Freddie began throwing all his polos amd khakis away. He had saved money up his crazy overprotective mother gives him each week so he had a little over 500 dollars. Once he finished he carefully walked out his apartment door...he didnt want to be seen by carly nor sam. The first store freddie went to he decided to get graphic t-shirts a few said bite me or other phrases like swallow on the list was jeans he got lots of ripped jeans and black or skinny jeans. He made sure all his new clothes was 3 sizes bigger then normal in order to fit them once his plan was complete. Freddie was satisfied of what he accomplished and decided to head home for the day
The next morning freddie decided he had the clothes but he didn't have the "it" factor. Damn what am i missing? I looked in the mirror and i saw it. I was to skinny and short for a boy. I was only 5'5 and maybe 105 lbs give or take a few. How the hell am i going to grow a few inches and get buff before school begins? Wait i took out my phone and called the one man i know who can fix me.
Dad
Hey son what's wrong?
I need help i want to get in shape can you help me?
Of course i can i will pick you up later on tonight bye son
Bye dad
My dad nathan kress benson the fitness trainer he left me and my mom when i was 10 he couldn't take my mother overbearing antics…..omg how am i going to tell mom? Ok first let's just pack. I packed various sweatpants and t-shirts to work out in. As soon as i got finished my mom called me FREDWARD KARL BENSON get ready for your tick bath. I had to tell her now. Mom we need to talk. What's wrong my little freddiebear? I am going to spend the summer with my father, when i come back i will be a man and that means no tick baths, anti tick lotion, or nutritional food i am a growing boy and tofu is not gonna help me grow. But freddie you're just my baby you have to i do not give you permission for this. Mom this is not up for debate either oblige by my rules or i will move out. Ok freddie i don't want you to move out...just be safe i can't live without you. Ok mom. Later that night my dad arrived. Are you ready to go son? Yes lets go dad.