Before you say anything, I was extremely super-duper bored! So let's start shall we...ON WITH THE FANFIC!
WHAT THE HIFL?
The doorbell rang, yet again. Goku sprang to his feet to answer it. He flung open the door, revealing Yamcha and Puar.
"Hi guys! You came just in time!" he greeted as his friends loped into the Son household. Goku led them into the living room, where everyone else was.
"We brought snacks!" Yamcha announced holding up a bag of flaming buffalo Doritos.
He flopped onto the over seated couch, and ripped open the bag of Doritos. It was movie night at Goku's. Not only was it movie night, but it was a very special movie night, the scheduled movie: Dragon Ball Evolution.
Goku took the disk out of its case and slid it into the DVD player. He punched in the play button and hurried over to his reserved seat. The movie started with the telling of how two thousand years ago, a demon named piccolo was locked inside of the center of the earth. Piccolo gawked in anger.
"That is not how it went!" Krillin cried out.
The next scene started with a young boy training with what seemed to be Grandpa Gohan.
Goku leaped into the air yelling "I am not that ugly!"
"Oh I beg to differ, Kakarot." Vegeta mocked.
The next scene moved on with 'Goku' getting invited to a party by his high school crush Chi-Chi. The second Master Roshi saw the actress playing Chi-Chi, he got a nosebleed. He pressed his face against the television screen.
"Move old man!" Chi-Chi sneered as she pushed him aside. "is that what they really think I look like? I'm gorgeous!"
It pretty much went downhill from there, (Like this story) from Goku, Yamcha, Krillin, and Roshi fretting about Justin chatwin not saying the Kamehameha right, to Piccolo going off about how the movie version of him wasn't Namekian-ish enough. Then Roshi got in an argument with Chi-Chi about which live action version was sexier; Bulma or Chi-Chi. And Vegeta had an all-out spaz attack, once he found out that he wasn't in the movie.
The second the end credits flashed on the screen, Vegeta tore out the DVD player from the television, threw it in the air, and threw a ball of Ki at it. The Ki struck the DVD player. What was left of it sprinkled onto the floor.
"Damn that accursed movie! How dare they not put me in it?" he shouted.
A few hours later, after everyone had gone, Goku posted something on his spacebook (Facebook). And that entry read: Dragon ball evolution sucked the 4-star Ball! I have died again. R.I.P me.