Authors note: I do not own the WWE or its wrestlers (wish I did though... OHH the eye candy ) I also do not own the song 'Enemy' by Fozzy! All rights belong to the respective owners thereof.
This is strictly written for fun and no harm is nor is any money being made by this story... it s strictly FAN FICTION
It was late one Saturday night and the first night the three co-workers had off in almost two weeks. With the large amount of traveling, performing, working on new moves and story lines they had been working on they all were more than ready to let lose. It was John's idea to check out this local bar that he had overheard some of the stage hands talking about. There was talk about some 'Saturday Night Cage Fight and of the current champ who remained undefeated for the last two months that really peeked his interest. From what he overheard it was something you would only believe when seen for yourself. When he told Randy Orton and Chris Jericho about the fight night and the champion they both agreed that this was too good to miss out on.
It was about nine at night when they arrived at the bar and found that there was already a line of people out the door waiting to get in. As they waited silently in line trying not to bring any attention to themselves a large man in a red shirt that had 'SECURITY' printed in black on the front walked over to them You three look like you could handle yourselves in the ring. He said with a knowing nod," Any of you interested in taking on the champ tonight?" he asked with a raised eyebrow. John, Randy and Chris looked at each other for a moment telling the other 'You do it!' with their eyes and nudging of the head.
After thinking it over seriously all three of the men decided to pass on the offer due to their contracts, "Sorry man, but we'll have to pass" Chris apologized to the bouncer. The large man nodded and waved for them to follow him inside the bar. They were soon led to a ringside table that was out of view of the rest of the bar and proved to be the most privet. You three shouldn't have any trouble over here. he said before walking back towards the bar entrance.
Looking around they noticed that at the center of the bar was a regulation size wrestling ring. A steel cage that closely resembled one they use in the WWE hung above it. The walls of the place were covered with wrestling memorabilia of all kinds from way back to the early days of the WWF to the present. Waving over to a barmaid, John was soon ordering up the first round of beer of the night while Randy and Chris continued checking out a nearby wall that was covered in autographed pictures of famous wrestlers. Chris laughed when he spotted a picture of Triple H back stage at RAW with a young teenage girl in a mock headlock, the girl was probably just over half as tall as he was with long light brown hair. Then he soon pointed out the picture of the only female wrestler on the wall. It was of Mary 'the Fabulous Mula' Ellison who had recently passed away in 2007. The picture was placed above all the rest in a beautifully decorated frame with a small photo of the same girl under the glass in the bottom corner of the picture.
" Did you know her? " Randy asked in referring to the girl, only Chris never answered as they headed back to their table.
As their beers arrived, a short and somewhat pudgy man entered the ring with a microphone "Ladies and Gentlemen! Tonight, the reigning Champion, ' BRUISER' will take on any man or woman who is brave enough to try for the title of 'Cage Master'!" He called out suddenly as a tall and extremely largely built man walked up the set of stairs and swung his leg over the top rope and entered the ring. From first glance the man had to be at least seven feet tall and weighed around four hundred pounds of muscle and fat. The shorter man then continued "The challenge remains the same! The one that remains standing after the set time of five minutes wins the cash prize of $500! If you manage to take down the Champ and keep him pinned for the count of three you will win the title of 'Cage Master'. Now the rules of the ring are as follows; Once locked inside, anything goes, the only means of winning are by pin-fall or saying the two magic words that open the door 'I QUIT!" he explained and the crowded bar erupted in a roar of cheering.
Chris looked to John and laughed "Looks like the ' The Big Show ' has a twin" he said poking fun at their co-worker a little.
John watched as a man who was about a head shorter and about one third the size of the Champ entered the ring "I give him one minute at the most before he's tossed out he muttered while taking a sip of his beer". The three professional wrestlers watched the ring and shook their heads as the challenger ran head on into 'BRUISER' only to get caught up in his massive hands. The giant picked the smaller man up like he weighed nothing and dropped him straight down to the mat back first causing the man to immediately quit the match "You should have given him thirty seconds" Randy pointed out quickly.
Over the next half hour or so the three watched opponents come and fail at the hands of this giant of a man within the confines of the steel cage. The short pudgy ring announcer entered the ring as he did after each on the five opponents asking if there was anyone else brave enough to take on the Champ. Having about enough of this he could take Randy stood up, excusing himself before heading off towards the men s room. John and Chris order their fourth round of beers and watched the ring to see just who was going to be crazy enough to take up the challenge. A few minutes went by as the two men in the ring looked around for any sign of a challenger. When no one came forward the large mass of a man started calling out 'coward ' to the people in the bar as he attempted to goad someone into a fight.
Everyone in the bar failed to notice someone walking over to the jukebox right behind the ring slipping in a few coins, punching up a few numbers before turning around to stand right in the shadow that was next to the stairs leading into the ring. "I ll take on the pin-fall challenge!" a loud feminine voice called out defiantly catching everyone's attention. Taking off the hooded jacket and stepping into the light a young woman looking barely old enough to even be in the bar in the first place stepped into the light just as the jukebox blared to life as she made her entrance into the ring.
"Isn't that one of your bands son...gs..." John he began to ask snapping his head over towards where Chris sat as the familiar sounds of guitars filled the bar but he wasn't in his seat. Looking around he soon spotted Jericho leaning against a pole that was off to another side of the ring with his arms crossed in front of his chest.
'Do you remember me?
You can't see the things That make me who I am You'll never understand.."
Stepping through the cage doors and through the rope she stood there and studied her soundings and her opponent carefully as she entered the ring.
"And I gotta keep moving, you're living off my sweat Moving, the devil's on my back And these are the days that I dreamed about And you're always there to remind me
You're my enemy... '
With her head healed high, she showed no sign of fear or the drunken confidence as the other opponents had, she walked right up to the giant that towered before her. The music began to fade from everyone's attention as the two faced off in the center of the ring. The champ snorted with laughter as she continued to look up into his face "Lookie 'ere. This little girl thinks with some stupid music playin' she can take me on." He taunted her not taking her the slightest bit seriously. The ring announcer walked over to the young woman's side and asked her if she understood the rules of the match. She only nodded her head in a silent 'yes' and with that he exited the ring locking the door behind him as he did with every other match.
From the second Chris had heard the sound of his bands song 'Enemy' he couldn't take his eyes off of the young woman that was entering the ring. She had wild, untamed, brightly dyed red hair with dark black streaks in the front that draped over her cheeks and the bottom half of her hair that reached just below her shoulder blades was also the same black. Her deep emerald green eyes were fixed upon the task in front of her. Upon closer inspection she had on an outfit that was almost exactly like what some of the former Divas wore in their matches, spandex tights with an orange flaming skull on each thigh and a black tank top that hugged her slim athletic form without revealing to much skin and black regulation boots. If he didn't know better, he would have thought she was one of the WWE Divas moonlighting in a smoke filled wrestling bar. But no WWE Diva would choose his bands music as an intro.
The sound of the ring side bell shook him from his thoughts as the match began. At first BRUISER continued to laugh at the young woman who was almost half his height and, who was now cautiously walking around him. She tested the ropes as she bounced off of them, then he lunged forward to wrap both of his giant arms around her. Seeing his first move she easily ducked under and ran off to the right at just the right time, causing his to lose his footing. She then jumped onto the second rope using it to launch her back towards the giant where she flipped head over heels landing a solid roundhouse kick to his upper back sending him face first into the side of the cage with a resounding clang of metal as the crowd roared to life. Picking herself off the mat quickly she watched and waited as she circled around behind him to see just how that stunt would affect him.
The man was pissed off. No one had ever landed a solid punch on him let alone pulled off a stunt like that. Turning around he quickly lunged after her again only this time she did a baseball slide through his legs to the other side of the ring where she crouched and waited. Right as he turned on his heels she rushed over to the corner with him hot on her heels, and climbed up onto the top corner buckle as he made to grab her waist. Turning around just as his hands touched her waist she grabbed a hold of his head and neck launching herself over top of him causing him to lose his footing once again where she slammed him backwards down onto the mat as hard as she could before she rolled out of the man's way.
Chris couldn't help but smirk when she used his move like that, thinking that he'd have to remember that one some time. It was obviously effective because the 'Champ' was now rolling around on the mat holding his head as she once again climbed up onto the top turn buckle and crouched there studying the man before leaping high above the ring pulled off a perfect 'Jack-knife' before landing knees first on top of the man's chest stunning him long enough to pin him as the ring announcer counted to three over the microphone before ringing the bell signaling the end of the match.
Pushing herself off of the former champ, she walked over to the side of the ring that faced the bar and the majority of the crowd and held her arms above her head in victory. The ring announcer opened the cage door and entered the ring as he announced the winner, 'New' champion, and 'Cage Master' stepping over the leg of the man who was still laying flat on his back in the center of the ring so he could interview the young woman.
Once he was able to lift his head off of the mat 'BRUISER' looked over at the young woman feeling humiliated and the thirst for revenge. Rolling over he lifted himself up onto his feet and walked over to the cage entrance, stepped over the ropes and down the stairs. A few of the patrons of the bar began patting him on the back as the cage was once again lifted up away from the ring. Looking back over his shoulder he stopped in mid step placed his hand upon a stool, picking it up as he turned around and walked back towards the ring with long quick strides.
When the match ended Chris pushed himself away from the pole he was leaning on to head back towards their table. He spotted John Cena headed towards the stage taking off his hat as he does before he jumps into the ring to take someone down. Turning on his heels Chris Jericho's eyes grew wide when he seen the giant of a man step over the top rope with a wooden bar stool in hand and a look of pure hatred in his eyes as he headed right towards where the ring announcer and the young woman were talking. Without a second thought he ran after John, towards the ring in fear of what damage the defeated champion would do to the girl.
Rushing through the crowd John went off into the direction that would intercept the giant while Chris headed directly towards the young woman as the ring announcer screamed in a high pitched voice before diving out of the ring. The people in the bar were cheering and some were screaming as they watched the events unfold before them. BRUISER charged the young woman with the stool held high in the air as the pro-wrestlers John Cena slid into the ring from one side and Chris Jericho slid in from the other standing side by side directly in front of the young woman, catching the stool in their hands. Randy Orton dove into the ring from behind and also grabbed a hold of the stool just as it was going to be smashed over her head. The bar's security was not far behind them and soon took control over the situation.
Jumping down from the ring after she was saved from being clubbed over the head with the bar stool, the young woman walked around the ring and over towards the jukebox, where she had tossed her jacket. She knew she had to get out of that bar quick as soon as she recognized the three men who came to her aide. Reaching towards the table her jacket was lying a mans hand reached it before her's and lifted it off the table "You're good! What's your name?" an familiar voice asked her suddenly.
Looking up she saw none other than Chris Jericho standing there holding onto her jacket. Reaching over she quickly grabbed a hold of her jacket and pulled it from his hand "Hellcat! Now get out of my way, Jericho!" she snapped at him before turning and ducking into the gathering crowd around him to make her escape leaving the Pro-Wrestler standing there completely flabbergasted.