I love writing Dagur as a villain. He's so fun and unpredictable. So this is a few months after Dagur is in Outcast jail, assuming that's what happened to him, and he's been let out and is Berkser chief again, kind of. He's claimed to have changed so he's coming to Berk to give a peace treaty another shot. And they don't have much of a choice. So Hiccup's extremely cautious and worried about it. But this is completely a comedy.
"There you are son. The Berserkers are here." Hiccup jumped off of Toothless and scanned the water." This is unbelievably stupid. We were just at war with them only half a year ago. He tried to kill Toothless and us. He's mental." Hiccup pleaded for his father to change his mind. "We have to hope for the best." Hiccup started hitting the air. "You okay?" Stoick stared at his son with slight worry. He looked even crazier than Dagur." Just peachy." Hiccup deadpanned. Stoick didn't catch the sarcasm."Ah, Hiccup!" Dagur jumped off the ship."Hello Dagur." Hiccup growled through his teeth. "No hard feelings about the whole, night fury hunting thing right?" "Yes." Hiccup grunted. Dagur forced a smile.
There was no way he was going back to jail." I don't know if you heard but, my sister is actually chief now. She just didn't want to give the job back." Hiccup pulled away and raised an eyebrow. "She kind of scares me." Dagur whispered to Hiccup. Hiccup backed away and shuddered. Dagur wouldn't stay out of his personal bubble. What the heck did they do to Dagur there? He was less deranged and more...clingy. A young woman, slightly younger than Dagur flipped over the ship and onto the deck. She had bright red hair cut somewhat short and grass green eyes. "So Stoick. Nice to see you. Been a while hasn't it." The girl took Stoicks hand and shook it. She leaned in closer to Stoick."Um, my brother went through a lot in Outcast jail. He got out because he kind of became a pathetic baby. Do you think Hiccup could watch him for a while. So he doesn't you know, hurt anyone." Stoick glanced at Dagur. He was leaning on Hiccup's shoulder. Hiccup tried to get away. Toothless was to confused to attack. He looked at Stoick and shrugged as if to say, "What the heck is going on?" Dagurs sister looked back at Stoick who answered," That would probably be best."
Stoick explained the situation to Hiccup who didn't have much of a choice."Uh, Astrid? Can you come with me and Dagur? I don't really want to be left alone with him." The blond looked at Dagur. He was poking Toothless in the nose, the night fury looked growled but didn't bite." I was actually going to go with Dagurs sister and your dad for a while. Ruffnut is the only other girl my age on the island. I need more friends. Sorry. See you later." She pecked him on the mouth and rushed off." Someone has a girlfriend." Dagur mocked and once again leaned on Hiccup, who shrugged him off. "Are you drunk?" Hiccup asked."What? No. Yeah. Come on." Dagur yanked Hiccup's arm.
This is going to be a very short story. Like five chapters short. It's completely for comedy and has nothing to do with my other story," Return of Dagur the criminal insane". That one is much darker. I'll update soon. Thank's for reading and please review.