Don't own it! Whatever
you think I own I don't!
Cooking School
"Psst!
Heero." Quatre said after dinner on Friday night. "Come here." Heero walked
over to Quatre who was standing in living room. "I'm kind of worried about
Duo." Quatre said. "He's been gone every night this week and he doesn't even
come home until early in the morning." Heero shrugged. "So?" "Well what if he's
gotten himself into some trouble?" Quatre asked. "Did I hear Duo's name and the
word trouble in the same sentence?" Wufei asked as he walked toward his room.
"Trouble is Duo's middle name and if you ask me Duo's just as weak as those
onnas. And he's a baka too." Wufei started to turn around but then he turned
back. "Oh and don't get me started on the injustice of it all, not to mention
the lack integrity and conviction. I could care less if doesn't come home at
all." Wufei then went peacefully to his room. "Look Heero I think that we
should stay up and wait till he comes home." Quatre said once Wufei had left.
"Why?" Heero asked. "To see if he's in trouble." Quatre replied. "Okay I guess
we can." Heero said.
Duo quietly
snuck in at three o clock in the morning to find Heero sleeping on the couch
and Quatre asleep on the floor. "Oh they must have been worried about me." Duo
said. "I know what I'll do! I'll get up early and use my newfound talent to
cook them breakfast." Duo thought. "Sweet dreams guys." Duo said as he walked
to his room.
Quatre
opened his eyes. "Mmmmm! Something smells good." Quatre said sitting up. "Hey
Heero wake up." Quatre said scooting over to the couch and shaking Heero. "Omea
o Korosu!" he said still half asleep. "Oh so I see you guys finally decided to
get up." Duo said from the kitchen with a spatula in his hand. "PUT THAT
DOWN!!!" Heero yelled as he ran forward to grab the spatula. "You better not be
cooking anything for me." He said when Duo had refused to give him the utensil.
"I'm making breakfast for everybody." Duo said. "You don't know how to cook!"
Wufei said entering the room. "I do now!" Duo said proudly. "I went to cooking
school." "Like that would help." Wufei said under his breath. "Come on." Duo
said. "At least give it a try. You set the table and the pancakes are almost
done." He said flipping a pancake.
Trowa tried
to be nice but the pancakes were offal! Quatre actually said so. "Duo I think
there's something wrong with the pancakes." Quatre said putting his fork down
after one bite. "They are a little salty." Trowa added. "A little!" Wufei said.
"They're horrible! It's injustice I tell you. Where's the integrity!" Heero
refused to eat them and sat staring at his plate. "Did you put baking soda
instead of baking powder?" Quatre asked. "Uh! They're not the same thing?" Duo
asked. Quatre hung his head.
Half an
hour later all the boys had pancakes and they tasted great. "Quatre to the
rescue again." Wufei said. Quatre smiled from the kitchen. "Thanks guys."
Quatre said. "I still don't see how they're not the same thing?" Duo said
wiping the syrup off his face. "But now I think I'll just let Quatre do the
cooking." All the boys had their mouths full so they nodded in agreement.