Sudden urge one shotter unless I feel different later. I hate kikyo I
thought she needed 2 die and I was reading the reviews of someone else's
fic and someone said that kagome "should deck her at the end" I thought
that was great and WAH LA a really really amusing fic!!
~~~Kikyo! Get over here you piece of shit!
'Whack' fist met face ending in a large read eye threatening to turn black.
"You did not just do that..." Kikyo turns and stares down the other girl who looks as though she could kill something. maybe her.
"I think I did. you want some more? I got plenty for you!"
Kagome made another dash at her pinning Kikyo to the wall. And began beating her face in. At that Kikyo gave one hit to Kagome's face. She slightly moved or flinched.
"You are a fucking rat that needs to be poisended. And I think I'd like 2 be the exterminator if you don't mind!" Kagome's brown eyes flared. 'I think Inu yasha's invincibility is rubbing off on me'
Kikyo lunged forward toward Kagome knocking her to the floor. "You know what girl. I think that you are the rat. rats and dogs don't go together!"
(the talleys read 3 to kagome 1 to kikyo hmm I don't think I will make Kagome kill Kikyo srry ppl. maybe at the end I'll make her rotting in hell. that would b hella fun 2 write!)
Both girls enraged began to through punch after punch until both of them are blooded up pretty bad.
(that sounds like something from Harry Potter. "Our job is too make sure you don't get blooded up too bad" hehe)
"I hate you! You fucking wench!" "Well that goes for both of us now doesn't it! Something we can agree on! Rats don't belong with dogs!"
(lets see Kikyo or Kagome. hmm. KAGOME : D)
Kikyo charged toward Kagome aiming another punch at her. At that moment a strong hand grabbed her wrist stopping her mid stride. "What the hell?" Kikyo realized who stopped her arm.
"Inu yasha!" Kagome said excitedly. He let go of Kikyo's wrist and walked toward Kagome.
(Inu yasha 2 the rescue! *insert Indiana jones music here*)
He smiled trying 2 ignore all her bruises. (hehe poor guy she must look deformed)
"Are you alright Kagome?" "Uh ya, I'm fine. I just wanna punch her again." "um how 'bout not." Inu yasha kinda smiled and picked her up in his arms "I think you've done enough for one day.."
(and the lived happily ever after! OH HOW CUTE!!!!!!! And I think kikyo dies somehow. again. and is rotting in somewhere in the depths of hell mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!)
We see kikyo with no eyes and only half of her rotting flesh still clings to her bones. Her body had been carelessly tossed to the side of a dirt- ridden chamber.
Flies swarmed around her and small rodents were making their homes in her clothes.
O yes you can't forget the lovely snake that now lives in her hollow head slithering in and out of her eye sockets.
(o man that was amusing hehe I'd luv 2 see some ones fan art of that!)
~~~anyways that is the end of my pointless fic o come on review you know you want 2! Tell me what you think and flame me if u want but I wouldn't have read this if u were a kikyo fan. *barfs* but tell me wut u liked and ideas to change it to make it more amusing hehe I'm sure I will elaborate a little more eventually. if I feel like it but bed time is now. 2 am hehe
~~~Kikyo! Get over here you piece of shit!
'Whack' fist met face ending in a large read eye threatening to turn black.
"You did not just do that..." Kikyo turns and stares down the other girl who looks as though she could kill something. maybe her.
"I think I did. you want some more? I got plenty for you!"
Kagome made another dash at her pinning Kikyo to the wall. And began beating her face in. At that Kikyo gave one hit to Kagome's face. She slightly moved or flinched.
"You are a fucking rat that needs to be poisended. And I think I'd like 2 be the exterminator if you don't mind!" Kagome's brown eyes flared. 'I think Inu yasha's invincibility is rubbing off on me'
Kikyo lunged forward toward Kagome knocking her to the floor. "You know what girl. I think that you are the rat. rats and dogs don't go together!"
(the talleys read 3 to kagome 1 to kikyo hmm I don't think I will make Kagome kill Kikyo srry ppl. maybe at the end I'll make her rotting in hell. that would b hella fun 2 write!)
Both girls enraged began to through punch after punch until both of them are blooded up pretty bad.
(that sounds like something from Harry Potter. "Our job is too make sure you don't get blooded up too bad" hehe)
"I hate you! You fucking wench!" "Well that goes for both of us now doesn't it! Something we can agree on! Rats don't belong with dogs!"
(lets see Kikyo or Kagome. hmm. KAGOME : D)
Kikyo charged toward Kagome aiming another punch at her. At that moment a strong hand grabbed her wrist stopping her mid stride. "What the hell?" Kikyo realized who stopped her arm.
"Inu yasha!" Kagome said excitedly. He let go of Kikyo's wrist and walked toward Kagome.
(Inu yasha 2 the rescue! *insert Indiana jones music here*)
He smiled trying 2 ignore all her bruises. (hehe poor guy she must look deformed)
"Are you alright Kagome?" "Uh ya, I'm fine. I just wanna punch her again." "um how 'bout not." Inu yasha kinda smiled and picked her up in his arms "I think you've done enough for one day.."
(and the lived happily ever after! OH HOW CUTE!!!!!!! And I think kikyo dies somehow. again. and is rotting in somewhere in the depths of hell mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!)
We see kikyo with no eyes and only half of her rotting flesh still clings to her bones. Her body had been carelessly tossed to the side of a dirt- ridden chamber.
Flies swarmed around her and small rodents were making their homes in her clothes.
O yes you can't forget the lovely snake that now lives in her hollow head slithering in and out of her eye sockets.
(o man that was amusing hehe I'd luv 2 see some ones fan art of that!)
~~~anyways that is the end of my pointless fic o come on review you know you want 2! Tell me what you think and flame me if u want but I wouldn't have read this if u were a kikyo fan. *barfs* but tell me wut u liked and ideas to change it to make it more amusing hehe I'm sure I will elaborate a little more eventually. if I feel like it but bed time is now. 2 am hehe