Authors Note: Rewrite of 'Revenge', gonna be updating daily. PM me for details.

Chance of Revenge: Monologue

I have the chance, to exact my revenge. And of course I'm going to take it, why wouldn't I? Everyone in this world has a chance to do something, something meaningful or prosperous in their lives. There are some cases that the chance is not meant for the good of all.

THAT would be my case.

I have the chance to exact my revenge…on that platypus.

The platypus must pay, he WILL pay. He will pay for stealing my- no I won't reveal myself just yet, it's too soon. My plan hasn't begun yet. I've been planning this for a long time now. That mammal will pay…for my pain. I can't wait to hear him cry, begging why. I will break him, he will be broken…in pieces. You may think I'm evil and twisted. You may be right. I am incapable of feeling guilt. So there's no problem there. I am blinded by anger and jealousy, all because of him.

Perry the Platypus, oh how I hate that name.

Perry the Platypus must go. Something's gotta give, and I am the one to give it that little push, to help it give. I'd love to push…that platypus off a cliff, watch him fall; watch his life end, as he collides with the pavement below.

Enough of this rambling…I'm starting to sound like Doofenshmirtz…You thought I was Doofenshmirtz didn't you? Oh no, no I am not; Who am I you ask…You will soon find out…very, very soon…I must go…For I am being called. You will be hearing from me again…

Oh and Platypus? If you're reading this, I'm coming for you; you've been warned. Be afraid, Be very afraid. For I am about to enact…

My Chance of Revenge.