The metal Matrix
The Year 3000, Mankind was being dominated by machines, they place the humans in cells and stick them in a virtual world while they used their life force as batteries to fuel the ever hungry machines. Only a few humans can escape this prison, those are the ones that question their existence and if where they are is actually reality. They escape and live in the place known as xion where they are told that "the one" will set the human race free once more. They believed that before the machines forced the human race to surrender one man fought them back all the way before they geneticly froze him and stuck him an extremely secure area of the matrix That man was Solid Snake.
Morpheus, Neo, Trinity and Tank had just returned to Xion after their ship was blitzed and needed repair rather badly. Neo grabbed his stuff and headed to where he was staying within Xion, trinity was not far behind him. Morpheus went to his room and was just about to open the door before someone yelled at him
" Hey Morpheus hows the wannabe coming along?" yelled the man
"Go to hell retard" Shouted Morpheus
He angrily opened his door and threw his stuff in his room before plonking his ass down on the bed.
" Why did I bother? I only told him he was the one because I felt sorry for him, I mean he's useless at everything even eating." grumbled Morpheus to himself
Meanwhile in the Matrix base, one of the Machines guarding Snakes frozen tomb decides he's going to get drunk on oil and also decides he's gonna chuck Snakes tomb a very long way In fact it ends up crashing into Xion and kills three people on the way. Everyone stops what they are doing and gingerly walks over to the tomb, One man goes up to the tombs window and peeks in.
"IT'S HIM, GET MORPHEUS IT'S HIM." yelled the man
Everyone ran around screaming gleefully while one man grabbed Morpheus and dragged him to the tomb, Neo ran out of his room and panicked thinking they were under attack while trinity rolled her eyes and went down to the bottom floor and looked at the tomb.
" My god it's him." Said Morpheus
trinity looked into the tomb
"Oh yeah so it is. Lets stop staring at him and lets get him out" Replied trinity
" Ah yeah err good idea." Said Morpheus
Morpheus pressed the huge defrost button at the bottom of the tube and watched as the ice inside melted away and the door to Snakes tube opened.
" Oh thank go I don't have to keep telling Neo he's the one all the time." Muttered Morpheus
Neo was next to him and started to sniffle
" But I thought I was special." Replied Neo
" You were but now we don't need you, we got Snake instead and lets admit he has more guts then you." Replied Morpheus
Neo began to cry
" Hey look on the bright side, at least now we have someone to give us clean underwear." Replied Morpheus
Neo Cried even more and collapsed to the ground thumping the ground before looking up at Snake laying unconscious in his tube.
" When I get your washing I'm not going to use conditioner." threatened Neo
Snake started to wake from his frozen coma he noticed all the strange people around him, cheering and shouting that he was awake, his eyesight was blurred and people were fuzzy but he knew it was people.
" HE'S AWAKE." Yelled a woman
" Well no shit." Replied Trinity
Snake's eyesight came too and noticed he was being mobbed by all these people.
" Okay what the hell?" Muttered Snake
"HE SPOKE." Shouted one man
"Yeah we know, shut up." Replied Morpheus
Snake was confused by what was going around him, he only just woke up yet he was being mobbed by people who were happy about him being awake. All he could remember before he woke up was being smacked halfway across Broadway by a giant robotic machine along with a penguin from the Manhattan zoo.
" Wonder what happened to that penguin" Muttered Snake
" Hey you're gonna save mankind dude" Said One man
" Yeah... I'm gonna save mankind. Right." Said Snake in sarcasm
" SEE HE'S GONNA SAVE US ALL." Shouted a woman
" Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on and why am I here and why do these people think I'm gonna save mankind?" Asked Snake
Morpheus was getting sick of these people mobbing Snake and decided to grab Snake from the crowd, Neo however went back to the ship to do the washing he was told to do.
" Come with me and I'll tell you why you are here and all the rest." Replied Morpheus
" Finally someone with sense." Muttered Snake
" We will discuss this over a nice cup of tea and biscuits." Said Morpheus
"Did you just say cup of tea and biscuits?"Asked Snake
"No I said we will discuss this when we get back to the ship." Replied Morpheus
" I swear you said Tea and biscuits" Said Snake
"That's the effects of being frozen" Replied Morpheus
" But do I still get Tea and biscuits?" Asked Snake
Morpheus rolled his eyes
" Fine you'll get your poxy tea and biscuits" Replied Morpheus
" And does your ship have a loo, you know what it's like when you've been asleep for a long long time?" Asked Snake
" Yes we have a loo follow me." Replied Morpheus
" Hey I'm not sharing the loo with you." Replied Snake
" No you idiot I meant follow me to the ship and then I can show you to where the loo is"Grumbled Morpheus
"Oh right now I get you." Replied Snake
Morpheus Slapped his forehead and lead Snake out of the crowd of really random people, Trinity followed behind hoping they did not follow and also hoping Neo has used the right conditioner for her knickers otherwise she'll get mad.
The Gang got back to the ship called the nevercanesser, Snake had ran to the loo, Trinity was making the tea, Morpheus was playing chess with himself while Neo was doing the washing and planning on wrecking Snakes clothes.
" So are you still planning to train up Neo or have you decided to stop?" Asked Trinity
" I think he's had enough training besides no matter how many time's we go through that martial arts routine and no matter how many times he beats me up he still manages to get beaten up by them agent furbys." replied Morpheus
" THOSE FURBYS ARE BLOOD THIRSTY DAMN IT." Shouted Neo
Trinity laughed.
" You do realise if you stop training him, he'll get bored and end up putting glitches in the matrix." Replied Trinity
Morpheus rolled his eys.
" Oh you mean like the time we told him to stay out of the matrix and he ended up giving me high heels and a long dress." Muttered Morpheus
"Yeah that's the one." Said Trinity
Snake had come out of the loo and walked over to where Morpheus was playing chess with himself
Trinity started to pour out the tea, she handed a cup over to Morpheus and then one to Snake with a bowl of sugar, Morpheus moved one of the chess pieces, then Snake moved one.
" Oh look what you have done you've ruined the game now." Snarled Morpheus
" What? I thought Chess was supposed to compose of two players?" Asked Snake
" Nope Not Morpheus chess." Replied Trinity
" What the hell is Morpheus Chess?" Asked Snake
" It's where baldy here plays chess by himself." replied Trinity
" I am not bald" Grumbled Morpheus
" Oh so now I have moved a chess piece baldylocks is gonna have a hissy fit" Gruffed Snake
" I have already said I am not bald, I just like short hair." Replied Morpheus
Neo Could hear Trinity laughing and jumped to conclusions that Snake was making a move on her so he came out of the laundry room and into the main room where everyone was.
" LEAVE MY WOMAN ALONE" Yelled Neo
" What?" Asked Snake
" Yeah you heard If you don't leave her alone I'll set the furbys onto you" Threatened Neo
Snake looked at him puzzled
" Furbys? Are those the kids toys that keep saying I love you all the time?" Asked Snake
" yes, Neo one day decided to put a permanent glitch in the matrix mainframe to turn all the agents into these furbys as he thought it would be easier to kill them." Replied Morpheus
" And is it?" asked Snake
" Nope it's at least 100 times worse." Replied Morpheus
Snake laughed, He thought it was funny that all these people were getting killed by Furbys.
" It's Not funny you know, we have to rely on a penguin to bale us out most of the time, so embarrassing." Muttered Morpheus
"Is that the same penguin that got his arse kicked alongside me?" Asked Snake
"Maybe I don't know all I know is it does Kung Fu." Replied Morpheus
" Ha ha Kung Fu penguin." Replied Snake
Morpheus and the gang looked at him sternly
" What?" Asked Snake
" You must respect the penguin or I'll kick your ass to kingdom come." Growled Neo
"Oooh bring it on pansy boy." replied Snake
"Hey quit calling him pansy boy." Said Trinity in Neo's defence
"Okay fine we'll call him laundry boy." Gruffed Snake
Neo got mad at Snakes remarks and went for Snake, he pushed Snake off the chair and onto the ground and went to hit him in the face but Snake grabbed his hand placed his left leg under Neo's chest and kicked Neo off, Neo went flying across the main room and crashed into all the plates and things before landing with a thud, Snake got up off the floor and sat back on his chair before moving another piece from Morpheus chest set.
" What did I tell you about that." Snarled Morpheus
"Oh you want a bit too huh?" Asked Snake
Morpheus got up to launch an attack on snake but in the end held back and went off to the ships kitchen and grabbed himself some biscuits which he went on to ram in his mouth.
" You're so rude." Said Trinity
" No the word you're looking for is truthful. How the hell did you get by with that guy anyway?" Asked Snake
Trinity Looked at Neo laying on the floor covered in broken pottery and let a huge sigh.
" Morpheus believed yet again that he was the One to save mankind and it was not till we trained him up that we realised that he was yet again a hopeless reject but we kept with it to keep Morpheus happy." Replied Trinity
" And what about me, why am I such an importance?" Asked Snake
" Because you are the one." Replied Trinity
Snake looked at her blankly
" Ah forget it Morpheus will explain to you later what it's all about." Said trinity
Trinity walked off and helped Neo to his feet, he groaned in pain before being carted off to the laundry room.
" By the way Snake don't even think about making a move on me, I'm taken by Neo." Said Trinity
Neo laughed and stuck his tongue out at Snake, Snake replied with a two finger salute, everyone had left the room leaving Snake on his own.
" Ah well just me and the chess pieces." Gruffed Snake
He moved a piece towards the king putting the other king in checkmate, Snake let out a huge sigh, it finally dawned on him that he was on his own with no-one around him that he knew, no-one who understands him and none of his personal belongings he slumped on the table and placed his head in his hands.