This is my alternative version of MGS2, which is supposed to be the game as if it was a holiday...

Snake: Otacon I'm going on holiday in a tanker with this thingymabob called metal gear.

Otacon: Cool when are you going and bring me the best computer there is.

Snake: 18th July and I'll try to get an XP pentium4.

Otacon: I didn't know you knew so much about comps.

(Someone knocks at the door and Solidus looks out the window)

Solidus: Snake your girlfriend is here.

Snake: Meryl!?

(Raiden walks in the room)

Otacon: Oh wait it's Raiden

Raiden: Howdy

Snake: Get out kid(pointing a gun at him that shoots a plastic fist out)

(Raiden runs away)

Snake: Damn kid!