Sonic and The Voices

NOTE: Whenever I go like this: //xxxxxxxxxx//, that means the voices are talking! There are two voices. Dibble is Tail's chao. I am using X Zero3's chao sounds. You rule X_Zero3! Keep writing!

*Sonic was sitting around the house one day with nothing to do*

Sonic: I'm Bored! There's nothing to do. My dreamcast broke. My Tv is not working. And Big ate all my food! This sucks

//Why don't you go to your friend's house?//

\\ Yeah, they are throwing the party! Remember?\\

Sonic: Oh yeah! Thanks guys!

*Later at the party*

Sonic: Hi guys!

Knux: Hey man!

Tails: Hi Sonic!

Amy: Hello!

Dibble*drooling*: Dir Dah Dah Dah Dir!

//This looks boring! All they have is a bowl of chips, no party games, and freakin chao drool all over the floor! Lets go home!//

\\ Better yet, lets trash the party!\\

Sonic*whispering to the voices*: Who should I get first?

Knux*looking at sonic like something is growing out of his ear*: Are you talking to yourself again?

\\ Get the red one!\\

Sonic*whispering*: How?

\\ The scissors!\\

*Sonic picks up the scissors and starts walking towards Knux*

Knux: What are you doing with those? Get away from me! OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!

*SNIPSNIPSNIPSNIPSNIP*

Sonic*evil laugh*: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Knux: My Dreadlocks! What you do that for?

Sonic: THEY told me to!

*Knux slams the door and walks home crying*

Amy: Whose they?

Sonic: Don't worry about it bitch!

*Sonic starts running at Amy with the scissors*

Amy: NNNNOOOOOO! Not my legs! Now I can't stalk you! AAAHHHHHHHHHH!

*SNIPSNIP*

*Amy started crying and rolled home*

Sonic*evil grin*: Whose next?

Dibble: Dir?

Sonic: No you're last. Where is the two tailed flying fag?

*Dibble points out the window*

Sonic: Damn it!

// Quick, get him!//

\\Yeah!\\

*Sonic ran out the door and jumped onto Tails*

Sonic*evil laugh*: MWAHAHAHA*cough**cough*

\\ Those flies always seem to aim for his mouth\\

// Yup. Why?//

\\ Search Me!\\

*anyways*

Sonic: your turn!

Tails: NO!

*SNIPSNIP*

Tails*while falling to the ground*: My tails! I never should've signed that contract to work with you!

Sonic: Shutup Freak!

*SPLAT!*

Sonic*laughing*: Looks like someone is gonna have a hard cleaning the street!

// You said it!//

\\ What about the chao?\\

Sonic: Oh yeah!

*Sonic ran back to the house to see that it burnt down*

Sonic: Holy Shit!

\\ Looks like the chao killed himself!\\

*Sonic and the two voices started laughing and went home*