On Christmas Eve I go to bed

(But first brush Melody's mane!)

And while other little girls think of sugar plum fairies

I've got ponies on the brain!

Minty, Snuzzle, Forget-Me-Not

Heart Throb's a little vain...

Rosy Love, Speedy, Lickety-Split

I've got ponies on the brain!

On a cold and miserable rainy day

I'm running around in the rain

Pretending to be Wave Dancer

I've got ponies on the brain!

I just cannot think of anything else

'Cause it is a bit of a strain

But then I'm in Dream Valley, Ponyland

I've got ponies on the brain!

There's bazillions of different ponies

Some so exciting, some plain

Some in hip, jazzy colours, (so groovy!)

I've got ponies on the brain!

Bon Bon, Bright Eyes, Starry Wings

Lemon Drop's symbol is rain

Sunlight, Windy, Cherries Jubilee

I've got ponies on the brain!

On every special occasion

I just can't sit still and be sane

I'm hopping about screaming, "My Little Ponies!"

I've got ponies on the brain!

And when I'm surfing the Internet

I click back to 'Dream Valley Main'

My absolute favourite pony site

I've got ponies on the brain!

Sleepovers with Bethany, how wonderfully fun

Experience is always gained

On how the Seaponies can dive the best

I've got ponies on the brain!

Then of course there is immense pleasure

Of playing again and again

With all the Little Pony playsets

I've got ponies on the brain! Who could beat My Little Pony for fashion?

Everyone else is so plain!

But with gorgeous outfits like 'Flashprance'

I've got ponies on the brain!

Braids, ponytails, butterfly clips

No hairstyle gets disdain

'Cause everyone loves styling ponies' hair

I've got ponies on the brain!

Wave Breaker, Moondancer, Tic-Tac-Toe

Looking out the window pane

And seeing North Star flying gracefully

I've got ponies on the brain!

When I wake on Christmas morning

And run down the corridor lane

I see piles and piles of pony presents

I've got ponies on the brain!