A/N: Yes this first chapter was inspired by the HSM song, don't judge me! :) Although I doubt any of you would because who doesn't love HSM!
"It's good to have you back Douglas." Kaz says as Douglas comes out onto the terrace where he, Chase, and Oliver were gathered to meet the new girls.
"It's good to be back." Douglas says. "And now that I am, I think it's time I introduced you boys to your new teammates."
"Great. Where are they?" Chase asks. Bree and Skylar step out onto the terrace behind Douglas.
"Right behind you." Skylar says and the boys all turn and see Eve.
"Hi!" She says cheerfully and giggles. Kaz screamed and Chase and Oliver let out high pitched screams and ran past Skylar and Bree back into the house.
"Whoa! A giant!" Kaz says, getting over the shock of Eve's size rather quickly and realizing how cool it is. "That's awesome!"
"Thank you!" Eve says and blushes a bit. "Most people react like those other boys did when they see me." She says sadly then smiles. "But sometimes I think that's really funny. I never knew boys could reach that octave." She laughs.
"I think they wet their pants!" Skylar says, looking back towards the staircase where Chase and Oliver ran up. Eve laughed.
"Wait a minute, this tower is super tall, much taller than Eve. How is she able to be able to look onto the terrace?" Bree asks Douglas.
"Oh you see I created a forcefield around the tower that blocks her from view so that way no one can see her looking in at us, and using that technology I created an invisible platform for her to stand on so she can be at the level of the penthouse." Douglas explains.
"It's crazy! It's the first time I've ever not been tall enough for something!" Eve exclaims and the girls laugh.
"I'll go find Chase and Oliver." Kaz says and goes inside.
"So am I just going to be stuck standing out here forever?" Eve asks.
"Don't worry Eve I'm working on something as we speak to make you smaller." Douglas says. "You're just going to have to wait for a bit. Do you think you can handle standing out here for awhile. It might help to take a walk outside the city every now and then." Douglas suggests.
"Yeah I guess I could do that." Eve says. "Here Fifi, I'll put you down now." Eve says and Fiona comes out from behind a lock of Eve's hair and Eve places her sister on the terrace.
"Hello there F.I.O.N.A." Douglas says and smiles at her.
"Hey Doug." Fiona says with a bit of a forced smile. Douglas goes inside to where Kaz was trying to calm down the boys. He noticed Chase and Oliver were wearing different pants.
"How on Earth did you make a freaking giant!" Chase exclaims.
"It was an accident." Douglas says and scratches the back of his neck.
"Well how are we supposed to go on covert missions with a giant freak on our team!" Chase exclaims. "She'll blow our cover before we even reach the mission site!"
"Yeah well with her size, no matter how many black swarms come at us they won't be able to knock her over." Kaz tells him. "And she could easily crush them."
"I guess there are some advantages." Chase says and sighs. "We'll just have to try to work with it I guess."
"Good. Now come back out and meet Eve's sister." Douglas says.
"What's she like?" Oliver asks.
"Imagine Chase if he were a girl." Douglas says simply. Oliver and Kaz scrunch their noses in disgust.
"Oh God, he's already bad enough as a dude." Kaz says and the guys walk outside and Chase rolls his eyes at the insult. "I can only imagine the girl version of him would be- hot!" Kaz breathes out as the boys lay eyes on Fiona. All of their jaws dropped.
"She's gorgeous." Oliver says softly. "That can't be her. That's got to be a different girl that's standing in front of her or something." He says and tries to see if there was anyone behind Fiona.
"Boys meet F.I.O.N.A, Female Intelligence Over Normal Ability. The smartest woman in the world." Douglas says proudly.
"Sh-She's sm-smart?" Chase stutters a bit and points at Fiona.
"Yeah. I told you that already. She has the same bionic intelligence as you." He says.
"Yeah I know but I didn't think she'd be so..." Chase stares at her.
"Hot." Kaz says in the same tone as when he first saw her.
"You guys don't have to call me F.I.O.N.A." Fiona says. "Just call me Fiona." She smiles.
"You can call me anytime." Kaz says and leans against the doorframe and winks at her.
"Well then." Chase says and smiles and walks up to Fiona. "I'm Chase Davenport. Welcome to the team. And I apologize for the shameless flirting done by Kaz over there, he's not of the same intellectual caliber as us." He says and holds out his hand for her to shake. She takes it.
"Well then it's nice to meet you too Chase." Fiona says.
"He called your sister a giant freak." Kaz says and Fiona frowns. Eve looks hurt. Chase blushes.
"What?" He asks in a high pitched voice. "No. I would never call such a lovely woman a horrible thing such as that." He says and smiles and waves at Eve.
"I heard him say it too." Oliver says.
"Shut up you guys! She's right there I don't want her to crush me!" Chase yells at them through gritted teeth.
"Relax." Fiona says. "I wouldn't want her to crush you, because now I can finally talk to someone that's on the same intellectual level as me."
"Do you like quantum mechanics?" Chase asks.
"Does the photoelectric effect allow materials to emit electrons when light is shone on them?" Fiona asks and Chase's eyes are wide as saucers and he stumbles a bit and then sits down.
"Yes. What's Avagardo's number?" Chase asks.
"6.02 x 10^23, duh." Fiona says. Chase thinks for a moment.
"I'm trying to think of what else I could ask you..." Chase says. "I've never met someone with an equally superior mind."
"Well then I could enact the principle of indifference where because I lack further information on what you're about to ask me I could come up with the probabilities of what questions you might ask that are compatible to this situation." Fiona says and smiles. Chase just stares at her with wide eyes. He blinks and then stares at her again. He stands up. "It appears I have you shocked, like an electric current of 50 or 60 Hz went through you and you'll need a defibrillator to get your heart pumping again." Perry comes outside.
"What's going on out here?" She asks then Bree covers her mouth. "What are you doing?" She asks, muffled by Bree's hand.
"Shush. Chase just met someone who's as smart as him and now they're saying a bunch of science stuff that none of us understand but are doing really weird stuff to them." Bree whispers.
"It is pumping." Chase says. "Steadily, like the frequency of a radio wave at 300 GHz."
"And can be as low as 3 kHz." Fiona says and steps a bit closer to Chase. "And while we're on the topic of waves, I can sense your heart rate accelerating like the electrons in the atom of a radio antenna which would create radio waves. And a light wave would be caused by the oscillations of electrons within those atoms."
"Are they flirting?" Skylar asks Douglas.
"I have no idea. But this is a fascinating moment." He says and continues to watch them.
"My favorite waves are electromagnetic." Chase says. "They're created by an electric radiation field and a magnetic radiation field. On the count of three we say our favorite fields. One, two, three."
"Magnetic." They both say at the same time. Everyone behind them gasps.
"You like magnetism?" Chase asks.
"Yes. And according to it's laws opposing negative and positive forces should attract, yet it seems that we are each other's equals intellectually and yet we seem to be attracting each other. How would you explain this anomaly?" Fiona asks.
"Oh! I think she just said she's attracted to him!" Skylar says happily.
"Wow, my little sister knows a lot of big words." Eve says.
"Maybe I'll do some research to find out." Chase says.
"Maybe I've already gone through the experiment in my head and come to the conclusion before you could finish your sentence." Fiona says.
"Then what is your conclusion?" Chase asks.
"That you're not attracted to me, you're actually opposing me because we have the same force, that force being our superior minds but you're pretending to be attracted to me to confuse me." Fiona says, she and Chase now circling each other. "And it failed."
"Impressive. But how did you figure it out?" Chas asks.
"Because when I come towards you you step back like two positive or two negative forces would if someone tried to push them together. And if you took a step towards me-" Chase does so and she steps back. "Instinctually I would do the same, but if magnetism does not act on us then due to the force of gravity I would be pulled towards you."
"Only if we were in space, because right now we are both being pulled towards the Earth because it has a larger mass than us." Chase adds and then Fiona walks towards him quickly, backing him up into the doorway of the terrace and pressing him up against the glass.
"And if we were in space then I would not be pulled straight towards you, I would orbit you but I would dip slightly due to the curvature of space time as proven by Einstein's theory of General Relativity." Fiona says and Chase backs up into the doors and Fiona places her hands on her hips.
"I-I've got to go change my pants again..." Chase stutters and the doors open and he backs away and runs back up to his shared room with Kaz and Oliver.
"Did he wet himself again?" Oliver asks Douglas.
"Yep but, not in the same way as he did before when he saw Eve." Douglas tells him and Oliver's eyes widen, knowing what Douglas was talking about. Fiona turned around and noticed everyone staring at her with their jaws hanging.
"What the heck just happened!" Perry exclaims after a few moments.
Later on in the day Fiona was setting up a TV out on the terrace for Eve so she could have some entertainment. "This is so exciting. I've never gotten to watch TV before!" She says and bounces.
"Eve be careful you'll break the platform!" Fiona warned her sister. Little did she know that three boys were staring at her at this very moment from the window.
"She's so hot." Kaz says as he leans against his hand.
"And I thought Skylar was out of this world until I saw her." Oliver says and follows Kaz's actions.
"Oh and the way she talks nerdy to me." Chase says and follows both of the boy's actions. Kaz turns to him and smirks.
"Yeah we both know how you much you really love science now dude." Kaz and Oliver snicker and Chase groans.
"A hot girl was talking nerdy to me what did you think was going to happen!" Chase exclaims.
"Well we knew you'd get excited but we didn't think you'd get that excited!" Kaz says and he and Oliver roll on the floor laughing.
"It's not funny!" Chase complains.
"You have the worst luck with women don't you!" Kaz says. "Androids don't work out! Your first human girlfriend turns out to be a shape shifter who was just using you and now you meet a girl who's not evil, and doesn't get turned off by your intelligence and you jizz in your pants during your first conversation with her!" He and Oliver roar in laughter and then Chase sighs. It's not like they were wrong. But still... He really did have bad luck in the love department didn't he. Bree walks by and notices Fiona outside tinkering with a TV for her sister.
"Aw isn't that sweet, she gave her sister a TV so she's not so bored." Bree says and turns to Chase. "How come you never do anything like that for me?"
"Because if you ever want anything you can just buy it." Chase says. "We're rich remember."
"Oh yeah." Bree says and smiles. "Our lives really are great. Oh and that reminds me, Skylar, Fiona and I are going shopping, so you boys behave while we're gone." Bree says and comes out on the terrace.
"Yeah you two behave while I go score me a hot bionic girl." Kaz says and tries to walk out onto the terrace but Chase stops him.
"You really think you have a shot with her?" Chase smirks. "She's the most intelligent girl in the world. Clearly she and I were meant to be. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have an intelligent conversation with her." Chase says.
"Better bring a change of pants with you." Oliver says and then Chase's commando app turns on.
"What'd you just say Dairy Queen?" He asks Oliver in a deep voice, the nick name referring to his ice powers. "You might have ice powers but now I'm gonna make a blizzard out of your crushed up bones!" Oliver lets out another girly scream and tries to run away but Spike chases him.
"Hey Fiona, ready to go?" She asks.
"No thanks. I'm not coming I don't want Eve to be lonely." Fiona says.
"She won't be." Bree says. "She's got the guys-" She looks back and sees that Spike had come back and was attempting to beat up Oliver while Kaz tried to stop him. "Never mind, now I see your point. But, you don't want anything from the store? New clothes, shampoo, socks, a physics textbook?" Fiona perked up at the last thing then looked down again.
"No." She says. There was a moment of silence and they heard Oliver's high pitched screams as Spike had him pinned down and Kaz was desperately trying to get him off. Skylar walked in.
"What in the world is going on?" She asks. Spike looks up at her and smirks.
"Hey there hot stuff." He says and winks at Skylar.
"Excuse me?" She asks in a disgusted tone. Oliver looks up at him.
"Hey that's my girl you're talking to!" Oliver tells him and Spike twists his arm more.
"A weak little punk like you? No way that's your girl." Spike laughs.
"Oh yeah! You think I'm weak! Watch this!" Oliver says and flips them over so he was on top of Spike. Fiona and Bree come in, eyes wide, watching the scene unfurl before them. "No one hits on my Skylar!" Suddenly the commando app disengaged.
"Wait why was I in commando mode? Oliver why are you on top of me?" Chase asks.
"You know why! You hit on Skylar!" He says and punches Chase hard in the gut, making him wheeze and roll over.
"That wasn't me that was Spike." Chase wheezes and struggles to stand up. "I have a commando app that turns on when I get angry or nervous, and it makes me a super strong brute." He explains and grips his abdomen as he makes his way over to the couch.
"Yeah right. That's just some excuse isn't it?" Oliver asks.
"No he's telling the truth." Bree says.
"I'll get him some ice." Fiona says and goes to the fridge, grabs an ice pack and comes back over to Chase. Chase lifts up his shirt and Fiona gasps. He had a six pack. Wow. He's smart and hot. She thinks to herself.
"Is the bruise that bad?" Chase asks and looks down.
"Yeah. That's why I gasped." She says and blushes as she gives Chase the ice to put on his bruised abs. Bree had to snap her fingers in front of Fiona's face to stop her from staring.
"Thanks for defending me Oliver." Skylar says and smiles at him.
"Aw it was nothing." He says and blushes and scratches the back of his head.
"Well I thought it was sweet that you would stand up for me like that." Skylar says and gives him a small peck on his cheek, rendering the boy speechless. "We should probably get going before the mall closes." Skylar says.
"Are you sure you don't want to come?" Bree asks.
"Well, I guess I will. But honestly there's only one thing I really want." Fiona says and looks out at the terrace at Eve. "My sister to be small so she doesn't have to be left out of everything..." Fiona says and Bree gives her a hug.
"Don't worry Douglas will find a way to shrink her, without the radiation from using it too much hurting her body." Bree says.
"I'll help him." Chase offers.
"You will?" Fiona asks.
"Of course!" Chase says. "She's a part of the team now, she shouldn't be forced to be outside." His eyes widened when Fiona hugged him.
"Thank you so much!" She tells him.
"You're sweeter than carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen when photosynthesis puts them together to form glucose!" Fiona says before she lets go of him and leaves with Bree and Skylar. Kaz smirked and played the chorus from the Lonely Island song 'Jizz in my pants' and looked at Chase. Chase rolled his eyes.
"Seriously? You're not letting that go are you?" Chase asked and Kaz shook his head.
"No way man it's too funny." Kaz says and Oliver jumps up and down.
"Guys! Skylar kissed me!" Oliver says jumping up and down.
"Fiona hugged me!" Chase says in a high pitched voice. "And she thinks I'm sweeter than glucose!"
"Well then she's all yours buddy!" Oliver says. "I've still got a chance with Skylar so I'm going to work hard to make sure she knows that she's the only girl for me." He says and runs upstairs.
"You know what, I agree with Oliver. Fiona might be hot but dang that girl is a freaking encyclopedia. There's no way I could keep up with her. But she's just the right pace for you, so I'll back off. She's all yours buddy." Kaz says and gives Chase a pat on his shoulder.
"Thanks but I think I might take things a bit slower with her." Chase says. "I took things too fast with Reese and look how that turned out. I want to learn more about Fiona, and really know who she is before I go in head over heels for her, like I've done with every other girl I've liked. She's special, I should take my time with her."
"That's smart." Kaz says.
"Well duh, I came up with that plan." Chase scoffs. Kaz punches him in the gut and Chase bends over in pain.
The girls came home from their shopping trip a few hours later. "Hey Eve I'm back!" Fiona says and runs out to the terrace. "I got you some clothes for when you eventually get-" She looks and sees that Eve isn't there. "Shrunk." She finishes her sentence and looks around, panic setting in at the thought of her sister getting kidnapped.
"Good, I'm going to need them." Eve says and Fiona turns around and her jaw drops when she sees Eve standing on the terrace behind her, still in her one piece suit since it expands to fit her body, but she was the size of a normal human.
"Oh my God Eve!" She exclaims and drops the bags and runs over to her sister and hugs her. Eve laughs and hugs Fiona back. "You're small!"
"But I'm still taller than you Fifi!" Eve says and laughs.
"I'm honestly too happy to care right now!" Fiona says and looks over Eve. "This is great. But how did-"
"I shrunk her using the shrink ray." Douglas says.
"But since you were worried about the radiation..." Chase says stepping out onto the terrace beside him. "I modified her capsule so that it would prolong the effects of the shrink ray. So she can use it more often without having to worry about it damaging her body." Fiona hugged him.
"Thank you so much!" She says then pulls back to look at him. "You have no idea what this means to me."
"Hey, anything for the smartest girl in the world." Chase says and Fiona laughs.
"Then I hope the smartest guy will accept this as a thank you." She says and gently kisses his cheek. "Now come on Eve let's get you inside for once!"
"Oh my God I can fit inside a building now!" Eve realizes and runs inside. Douglas and Chase watch as the girls all squeal in delight inside over Eve's new size and Eve is mesmerized by furniture and things that you'd find in a home since she's never really been inside one before. Douglas noticed that Chase was rubbing the spot on his cheek that Fiona kissed him.
"She kissed me!" He squeals and jumps up and down. Douglas laughs.
"Come on lover boy, let's join the party." Douglas says and leads him inside. Oliver and Kaz come downstairs covering their ears.
"What's with all the squealing?" Kaz asks. "It's like a bunch of pigs got loose here."
"Look Kaz I'm tiny!" Eve says and runs over to him and hugs him and picks him up.
"But you're still strong." Kaz chokes out. "Crushing. My. Spine." He groans and Eve lets him down.
"I'm going to hug everyone!" She says and hugs Oliver, getting the same response as Kaz. She came towards Chase and his eyes went wide and he backed up.
"No! no no no! I've already been through enough pain today!" He says, trying to run away from Eve but she grabs him and gives him a bone crushing hug.
"I'm giving you the biggest one because I'm small thanks to you." She says.
"I think I'm beginning to regret my decision in helping you." Chase squeaks out and Eve lets him down onto the couch where he inhales a deep breath to reinflate his lungs.
"Let's order Chinese food to celebrate!" Eve says.
"We'll have a girls party in our room!" Skylar suggests.
"I'll order the food!" Skylar says.
"I'll get the movies." Bree says.
"I'll find some games!" Eve says.
"I'll bring the lab equipment and chemicals!" Fiona says and the girls look at her weird. "What? Every party I've been to has had chemistry." Bree places her hands on her shoulders.
"Fiona. I hate to break it to you, but any event that has chemistry involved is not a party." Bree says.
"Uh have you been in a science lab, it's so fun it's always a party in there." Fiona says and Bree looks at the ground and sighs.
"You have much to learn young padawan. But we'll teach you how to have real fun tonight." Bree says and the girls head upstairs to their room.
"Need a change of pants Chase?" Douglas asks.
"Not you too!" Chase groans and throws a pillow on the ground and the guys laugh.
A/N: I hope you guys like it! The next parts might not be this long but I have so much inspiration for this story I'm hoping to write a lot! Please leave comments so I know that I'm writing a good story or how I could improve it and that'll help me decide if I should continue or not! If you were confused by this at all, read the first part Soul Sisters and it'll help explain some things.