Author Note: Ok people so here's another story form me. I came up with this while I was at rehearsal for my school musical and started thinking about a bunch of songs I know that fit in with the Harry Potter stories. So here's a collection of song fics that take place during the time of the Marauders.
DISCLAIMER: I WON NOTHING HARRY POTTER OR THE SONGS
Snape:
(spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical:
James:
(spoken) My dearest Parents:
BOTH There's been some confusion Over classes here at Hogwarts
James But of course, I'll care for Sirius:
Snape But of course, I'll rise above it:
BOTH For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion For you see, my potion's partner is:
James:
Exceedingly in need of a shower And altogether quite impossibly greasy:
Snape:
Potter
James:
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?
Snape I felt it the moment I laid eyes on you:
James My pulse is rushing:
Snape My head is reeling:
James My face is flushing:
BOTH What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!:Loathing Unadulterated loathing
Snape For your face
James Your voice
Snape Your clothing
BOTH Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long!
Peter/Sirius/Remus
Dear Prongs, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
He's a terror! He's a prat!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Prongs, you're a martyr!
James Well: these things are sent to try us!
Peter/Sirius/Remus
Poor Prongs, forced to work
With someone so disgusting and vile
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your:
Snape, James Peter Sirius,Remus
What is this feeling Loathing
So sudden and new? Unadulterated loathing
I felt the moment For his face, his voice
I laid eyes on you His clothing
My pulse is rushing Let's just say:
My head is reeling We loathe it all!
Oh, what is this feeling? Ev'ry little trait
Does it have a name? Makes our very flesh Yes: Begin to crawl.
Ahhh: Ahhh:
ALL Loathing!
Snape/James
There's a strange exhilaration Loathing
In such total detestation Loathing
So pure, so strong Loathing
Peter/Sirius/Remus So strong!
Snape/James Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last
ALL
And I will be loathing Loathing
For forever loathing Loathing
Truly deeply loathing Loathing
you My whole Loathing Life long!
Unadulterated loathing
James Locomotor Mortis
Snape Ahhhhhh
