Some Kids Never Learn

"What if I called you pig headed?!" Lanna asked, gritting her teeth.

"I'd say thanks." Seifer said, grinning.

Lanna and Seifer weren't getting along very well, as the whole of Balamb could easily see. Most of them stayed away from the two as they argued back and forth, fearing that things might sooner or later get physical.

"Ooh... I hate you!" Lanna grumbled.

"And I care?"

"Go jump off a cliff!"

"Only if you go first."

"Go to hell!"

"Too late."

"Grr...." Lanna tightened her hands into fists, glaring at him.

"Growl louder, maybe I'll get scared."

"I'm going to kill you someday."

"I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that one."

Quistis, who had been sitting at the lunch table when they'd started the argument that so often insued Seifer's egomaniacle comments, looked up from her book. She sighed, put her book down on the table, straightened her glasses, and cleared her throat.

"You know why men pick on women, don't you, Lanna?"

"Huh?" Lanna blinked, surprised by the sudden interuption.

"They pick on women because they love them."

Lanna's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

"Eh?" Seifer said.

Suddenly, a mallet cam crashing down on Seifer's head.

"Baka Hentai!!!!!!" Lanna yelled.

A sweatdrop appeared near Quistis's head.

"Some kids never learn...."

With that, she continued reading.