I do not own Mario Brothers, Donkey Kong County, F-Zero, Metroid, Fire Emblem, Pokémon, Game & Watch series, Star Fox, Legend of Zelda, Ice Climber, or Earthbound. But why can't I?
This story came to my mind when I was daydreaming around. I can't see how you people reply, especially Mr. Game & Watch and Pichu fans! Have fun reading!
Chapter 01 - Decision Making, Roommate Fighting
"Well, is everybody here?" Mario asked his fellow smashers. Even though Mr. Game & Watch wasn't in sight, Mario continued. "Okay, good. This board meeting is about our biggest annoyance in the Super Smash-a Brothers league!"
"Ganondorf snores in his sleep! Loudly!" Bowser, Ganondorf's roommate, complained.
"I do not! Anyway, you talk in your sleep!" Ganondorf shouted angrily.
"Falco uses my-a pills for target practice!" Doctor Mario complained.
"My gun has been taken again!" Captain Falcon informed them. "Who took it?"
"Oh, beats me!" Pikachu replied, carefully hiding the gun behind him. "Now those anti-Pokémon fans won't think I'm so cute and cuddly when I visit their homes!" he thought to himself.
"We're out of food again!" Kirby informed them.
"Dang it!" Yoshi shouted. "Who eats all of it anyway? ...Oh, I do."
"Well, YOU have bad breath!" Bowser yelled at Ganondorf.
"Samus hasn't bathed in weeks!" Donkey Kong shouted, pointing at the female bounty hunter. "I can smell her from here, even though she's in that suit!"
"I TOLD you, I forgot the bloody password that lets me take it off!" Samus calmly told him.
"I died in another fanfiction story!" Marth told them. "Why does that keep happening?"
"Aw, cheer up, dude!" Captain Falcon patted his friend on the shoulder. "If we had a quarter for every time I died-"
"We'd be fire trucking rich." Link finished the statement.
"Bingo. Though I'm not proud of it, I assure you that."
"Neither am I!" Pichu chirped as his ears twitched. "Those immature imbeciles believe themselves to be masterpiece creators in the art of Super Smash Brothers fanfiction, but their trash is nothing more than a waste of internet space!"
"He sure put that thesaurus to use, didn't he?" Zelda chuckled.
"YOU don't brush your teeth!" Ganondorf shouted at Bowser.
"Can I have another game?" Luigi asked Mario. "I mean, I love the one I have-a now, but why not-"
"What about me?" Peach asked.
"Well, you can have-a one to!" Luigi suggested, then turned back to Mario. "PLEASE could we both-a have-a new games? I've beaten all the games I've been given so far on my Gamecube, and that includes Super Monkey Ball!"
"Hey, I FLOSS!!" Bowser pointed out to Ganondorf.
"This isn't what I-a meant by our biggest annoyance!" Mario tried to get their attention, but it was no good.
"I want to see the newest episode of Yu-Gi-Oh!, but it's a whole week away!" Young Link whined. "Can't they dub those darn episodes any FASTER?!
"I want to know WHY Paula didn't get to be a playable character!" Ness shouted. "Or Jeff or Poo!"
"Poo?" Nana repeated, then snickered. "I can see why!"
"You be quiet!" Ness muttered.
"People!" Mario exclaimed, trying to get their attention again.
"I SHOWER, unlike YOU, Bowser!" Ganondorf bellowed.
"Knock it off, you two!" Mario shouted. "I meant Mr. Game & Watch!"
"What about him?" Roy asked.
"I thought you all were-a sick of him?" Mario asked.
"We ARE!" the majority of the members answered.
"I don't recall confirming that opinion...," Pichu muttered.
"I never said that!" Fox McCloud shouted.
"Huh? Why?" Yoshi asked.
"Mr. Game & Watch?" Captain Falcon repeated. "No, not me."
"You guys are sick of him?" Ness asked the others.
"No, I clearly stated that being fed up with Mr. Game & Watch was out of the question!" Pichu informed Ness.
"I meant the others, Pichu."
"Ah, my miscalculation."
Mario tapped his foot. "So, in an attempt to get some stupid fanfiction story with lousy humor in it, we are going to vote him off the island!"
"We're what?" Falco asked.
"...Err, I mean we're going to remove him from the league!" Mario corrected himself.
"Oh." Falco replied. Falco wasn't much of a talker. "Right." See? He even does very small talk with me, the narrator!
"I do believe that the narrator is not supposed to talk place in a story, disturbing the characters with verbal comments!" Pichu shouted. "So would you would be as to not interfere with us?"
Fine, fine. Sheesh! Kid gets one thesaurus and thinks he's all that!
"I do believe I just informed you the rules of verbal communication between narrators and characters!" Pichu spoke up.
Fine!
"Jolly good, he's-a gone!" Doctor Mario cheered.
"So, do I get to throw him out?" Bowser asked, a wicked grin spreading across his face.
"No! I get to throw him out!" Ganondorf shouted.
"You shut up, GanonSNORE! We know how bad YOUR throws are!" Bowser replied.
"Well, if you want someone who has strong throws, then pick me!" Samus raised her arm.
"No, me!" Donkey Kong shouted.
"Calm down, both of you!" Mewtwo ordered. "After all, I have the best throws!"
"True!" the Smash Brothers all agreed, except Ganondorf.
"But your down one stinks!" Ganondorf shouted.
"It is not THAT bad!" Pichu spoke up. "And if you want to argue with that kind of logic, who here has a really powerful downward throw? Flashy ones don't count."
The room was silent.
"Case settled." Pichu concluded.
"No, we are still talking about Game & Watch!" Mario spoke up.
"Right, right. My vote is he stays!" Pichu spoke out.
"I second that!" Fox agreed.
"Well, I'm bigger than BOTH of you combined...," Bowser roared. "SO I BEAT YOU BOTH WITH MY FOUR VOTES!!! BUA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!"
Fox rolled his eyes. "He really needs a girlfriend."
"Well, we know who stands for what, so out he goes, due to the majority of us!" Mario shouted.
Just then, as if on cue, Mr. Game & Watch entered the room. He beeped as he opened the door. He beeped as he closed the door. He beeped as he walked to his chair. He beeped as he sat down in his chair. He beeped as he waved his arms and shouted, "THEY GOT THE POINT!"
"Mr. Game & Watch...," Mario started, pausing for dramatic effect. "The majority of us are tired of you here."
"Oh, I'm so hurt," the stick-figure man replied sarcastically.
"So we declare you the weakest link! NO!! Drat it all!" Mario slapped his forehead, then took a deep breath. "We want you out of the league."
"Oh, I see. You all are two-dimensional racist. That's okay, though. Do I get any say in it?" Mr. Game & Watch asked.
Mario took this into consideration. "Well...yes. You could resolve to stay by some type of agreement."
"We all know that since this game is based on a combat game," Pichu spoke up. "that the agreement will revolve around some type of melee battle."
"You've got that right!" Zelda chimed in.
"So, who shall I face?" Mr. Game & Watch asked.
"ME!!' Bowser and Ganondorf shouted in unison, then glared at each other.
"I fight him!" Ganondorf barked at the King of Koopas.
"I fight him!" Bowser yelled at the King of Thieves.
The two royal members shouted at each other until it got quite deafening.
"I FIGHT HIM!!!" Ganondorf bellowed.
"I FIGHT HIM!!!" Bowser roared.
"I FIGHT HIM!!!"
"I FIGHT HIM!!!"
"I FIGHT HIM!!!"
"I'LL EAT YOU!!!"
"YOU FIGHT HIM!!!"
"Case settled!" Mario exclaimed. "Mr. Game & Watch, you must defeat Bowser in order to stay in our league!"
"I got the picture!" Mr. Game & Watch hopped out of his chair. "Let's go, Turtle-Butt!"
"TURTLE-BUTT!?" Bowser roared. "HOW DARE YOU!!!"
"Turtle-Butt! Hee hee hee!" Peach giggled.
"Ha ha haaaaa! Turtle-Butt!" Fox laughed.
"Turtle-Butt! Heh heh heh!" Captain Falcon chuckled.
"Well, if you call me such a name, then I pick the arena!" Bowser shouted.
"Pick away, Turtle-Butt!" Mr. Game & Watch offered.
Bowser grinned evilly, a grin that most normal people would either freeze in terror, or cause them to run, crying to mommy. Since Mr. Game & Watch is far from being the normal type of person, he just stood there and prayed that Bowser wouldn't eat him.
"It's not a map that was in the game!" Bowser chuckled sinisterly. "It is MY MAP! My castle! We will fight there, and I will crush you into 2-D pieces!! MUA HA HA HAAAAAA!!"
"Sounds good, except the last part." Mr. Game & Watch replied.
"Is the chapter over yet?" Roy asked. "I want to take a shower!"
"Go ahead. It is." Mario told him.
"But that means we're leaving all the readers in suspense!" Mewtwo spoke up.
"Do you have a problem with that?"
"No, but they usually do."
"Ah, the chapter is over!" Pichu sighed. "'Tis a shame, for now the replies will come swarming in, some saying how masterfully written this is, or how talentless we are, and some will make requests for one of us to die, forgetting that is for some other stories out there!"
CHAPTER ONE IS OVER. IF YOU SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGES, THEN CHAPTER UNO OR CHAPTER ALPHA IS OVER.