Title: Harry Potter and the Order of
the Phoenix (01/?)
Author name: Chris Langley
Author email: Hasselberg_chris@hotmail.com
Category: Action/Adventure
Sub Category: Romance
Keywords: Harry, Ron, Hermione,
Rating: R
Spoilers: SS/PS, CoS, PoA, GoF, FB, QTTA,
Summary: Harry is in love with his best friend. She is in love with him
and Ron. Ron joins the Dark side and helps to 'try' kill Harry. Truth or
Dare, Strip Poker and Butterbeer… Hell Brakes loose. Warning: Mild Sex,
violence and Mr Weasley in a dress?
DISCLAIMER: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
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Chapter 1: Kiss Kiss/ Summer Sucks
"10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0 Happy Birthday me!" Harry muttered bitterly, he had not received an owl from Ron or Hermione, so he was really annoyed (they are his two best friends from school).
Harry Potter is different from other boys at his age, this is because he is a wizard. Harry goes to a special school called Hogwarts of witchcraft and wizardry. He lives with his aunty and uncle, as a dark wizard killed his parents using an unforgivable curse called Avada Kevanda. This would give you a life sentence in Azkaban.
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Hedwig finally delivered his parcel from Hermione. But at 5 am. Harry was fast asleep so she hooted loudly to wake him up.
"I'm up, I'm up!" Harry said as he reached for his glasses; he then heard another hoot, he took the parcel and opened it. He gasped at the letter from Hermione:
Dear Harry,
Happy Birthday
Do you want to come over in two weeks?
Ron will becoming here as well !
I have something to tell you
I have fallen in love with you
Love Hermione
X
He saw another gift, it was some Bertie Bott's Every Flavoured Bean, he opened it and saw inside, among the beans was a small picture of Hermione, she was waving at him. Harry saw she was only wearing a bikini and he fainted.
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"Get Up!" Harry' sat aunt yelped, "UP!GET UP! I need you to cook the eggs. NOW! I want Dudders birthday to be perfect!!!!"
He groaned and looked at Dudley's forgotten clock. It said 09:30. Crap! Harry thought, I had the weirdest dream! Hermione had send me a-a-a…
"Oh shit!" Harry swore.
He got dressed and wobbled downstairs, Dudley was shouting because he had only 20 presents, "But last I had 45 last year!" Mr Dursley chuckled and said his usual line about how he was the same when he was younger; and Harry cooked breakfast. He burned the bacon which made Mr Dursley hit the roof and Harry threatened her to use magic. What a big mistake!!!!!
"Don't threaten me, the FREAK school doesn't allow you to use the M word out side of school!" Mr Dursley's face went bright red as he shouted, he had clearly forgotten that Harry's uncle was a 'murderer' who was on the run, he got sent to his room, where already Dudley's new PS2 was broken.
Hermione I would love to come over! How did you do that?
Harry
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Hermione saw in the distance Hedwig flying gracefully towards her, she saw a letter and ripped it open. She ran up to her room to reply, as she got to her door she heard a scream, she went to investigate; she opened the door to her parents room and looked out the window. She then saw a lithe figure walking away. She recognised him from a picture in the trophy room in Hogwarts. It was Tom Riddle.
She panicked. Hedwig was waiting for Hermione to Reply. She quick wrote:
Help!!! Come quick I just saw Tom Riddle
Love Hermione
X
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Hedwig flew as fast as she could to Harry's window. Harry saw the note he opened it slowly and saw the note. He gasped and ran to get his firebolt.
The door was locked so he got his wand out of his pocket and said, "Alhomora!" The spell caused the door to open. He pulled out his firebolt and ran outside.
Mounting the broom was easy!!! Finding Hermione wasn't, Hedwig led the way to a farm in Essex.
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"Where is he?" Hermione muttered, She looked out of the window and sighed, "He's not coming!" She walked over to her room and fell on the bed. Where are her parents she asked herself. She grasped "To Kill a Mockingbird" and started to read. After a while she heard a tapping on the window, "Harry!" she gasped.
"Hermione!" Harry whispered, "Can you let me in?" she nodded and opened the window. He grinned at her, "Hermione, where did you see him?" Hermione pointed and then showed Harry to her parent's room where she first got a glimpse of him.
"Where are my parents?" Hermione asked, "I heard a scream and I thought that… that…!" She broke down into tears and fell to the ground.
Harry comforted Hermione and pulled her into a friendly embrace. They stayed like that for a while then Hermione bet over and kiss him, passionately. Harry moaned and groaned as she moved her hands up and down.
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Ron looked out of the window, he knew what they were doing, he couldn't believe it, Hermione was his not Harry's. He hated that Harry was 'the' Harry Potter, but he knew Harry wasn't to blame for that, but taking advantage of it… That is out of order. He heard Pig hooting loudly in the distance. He stood outside of the door and watched…
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"Harry!" Hermione asked, "I love you!" a low sob rung out in the hallway, "Harry, what that!" Harry shrugged and walked to the door to investigate, he stopped, then reached for the handle, and yanked it. The door opened and the 'intruder' was gone.
"Has he gone?" Hermione asked, Harry nodded and turned to leave. He whirled around and gave Hermione a peck on the cheek and walked to the door.
"See you at platform 9 and ¾, Hermione! I love you!" with that he left.
Hermione followed him, "Please stay here!" she asked, " I would love that and Ron can come over, what do you think? Good idea or isn't it?" Harry nodded. He told her he would be back later because he needed to get his trunk.
"Do you have car?" Harry asked, "I can drive, Sirius taught me!" Hermione looked bewildered, "He came over a few weeks ago!" Hermione nodded, "I'll drive ok?" Harry nodded.
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Ron sat in the back waiting for them to stop, he tapped Hermione on the shoulder.
"Harry, what is it? I'm driving!" Harry stared at her and realised Ron was in the back.
"Ron, what the hell are you doing in the back?" Ron smiled sheepishly.
"Surprise!" he called. Hermione jumped making the car sway a bit to the side. She glared at Ron using the mirror and carried on driving to Privet Drive.
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Harry rung the door bell and Mr Dursley opened it, "BOY what are you doing?" he shrieked, "Get in!" Harry stood still.
"I came for my stuff!" he said calmly, "Now excuse me I need my stuff!" Mr Dursley didn't give up that easily.
"BOY! Get in, and tell your friends to go away!" Harry again stood still. Mr Dursley (after a intense negotiation) was allowed his trunk, but not allowed back.
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"BOY! Get in!" Harry mocked Mr Dursley, "He's a bloody nightmare! I think if I was there for one more summer I would have a early grave!" Hermione giggled but Ron was silent, "Ron what's up with you?" Harry asked. Ron didn't answer. Harry shrugged at Hermione and started to think. Then it hit him… Ron had been spying on them earlier, then he had been noticed and must of hid from them; that meant, Ron was in love with Hermione…
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They trio walked to in front door of Hermione's house. She heard Hermione's parents chatting away. She stopped Harry and Ron.
"I have to speak to them!" she explained, "To tell them you're here!" Harry and Ron nodded, "Back in a sec!"
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"Dad, two of my friends from school are here and…" Mr Granger interrupted her.
"Let them come in!" he said. He smiled at them. They introduced themselves and they were sent to Hermione room.
"Where do we sleep?" Harry asked, "On the floor?" Hermione nodded and excused herself to go and brush her teeth.
"Harry, don't you dare, ever touch her, or I'll kill you!" Ron sneered, Harry was startled at Ron's tone . He walked to the bathroom and snogged her. Harry saw she enjoyed it; so he quietly walked out.
Harry ran out the door in his face was blood red. He heard the distant shouting from upstairs, Hermione was shouting at him but he didn't turn back. He felt so cheated, so used. He started to sprint while biting away the tears. As he reached the forest he collapsed in a heap and began to sob uncontrollably .
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"You asshole!! Hermione screamed, "Look what you've done; you selfish little shit!" Ron looked at the floor. Hermione galloped for the door and ran to look for Harry, Ron glared after her; then walked out, but he didn't go towards the forest, he went somewhere else.
"Harry?!" Hermione screamed, she fell over a lump on the ground and thought it was Harry… It was only a rock.
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"What a pleasant surprise, Mr Weasley! What a pleasure to meet you!" a man remarked politely, "So you got a bit bored with the goodies… Well that's good, so the dark side is more your style?" Mr Weasley move over to the man and stopped. The man order to move his shirt. Mr Weasley agreed and removed it. "Welcome to the dark side… Ronald Weasley… No turning back now… Crucio!"
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"Fine be that way!!" Hermione called shrilly, she ran out of the forest and bumped into Cho Chang…
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// ::Kissing sound::/
// When you look at me, Tell me what you see/
//This is what you get, It's the way I am/
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"Ronald Weasley, welcome to the dark side.." With that Ron blacked out… Voldemort admired his work he grinned to himself then apparated Ron back to the burrow.
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Harry stood up, he had bloodshot eyes; his shirt and trousers were covered in mud. He ran towards the clearing and found Hermione and Cho arguing over him and Ron.
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// When I look at you, I Wanna be, I Wanna be/
// Somewhere close to heaven, with Neanderthal man/
// Don't go, I know you Wanna touch me, here, there and everywhere/
// Sparks fly when we are together, you can't deny the facts of life/
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"Ronniekins!!!" Fred called, "Wake up Ronniekins!!!" Fred sniggered as he crept in the room.
Ron awoke and covered his dark mark. He glared at Fred and slowly got up. What had happened last night was still fresh in his memory, and Ron was glad of what he had done… He was on the dark side… Against all the people who love him, and against his best Friends. He grinned smugly to himself then ran down stairs for some food. Only later did he feel guilty… But he knew he couldn't have turned back time… Or could he?
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Harry awoke abruptly, he didn't know where he was… Then he recognised a lump next to him… It was… (A/N: I was thinking should I leave it here? Nah!!! I'll tell you who as this is going to be a long chapter) … Cho Chang and Hermione.
"Whoa! Oh god!", he wriggled his way out and found he was only in boxers. "Oh shit!"
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//You don't have to act like a star, trying moves in the back of your car/
//But you know that we can go far, coz tonight you're gonna get my (kiss kiss)/
//Don't play the games that you play, coz you know that I won't run away/
//Why aren't you asking me to stay, coz tonight I'm gonna give you my (kiss kiss)/
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Hermione woke with a start, she saw Cho and realised that Harry was gone… she shook Cho awake, and left. This time she went home… Hoping she would see him on the Hogwarts express.
When Hermione got to the kitchen (in her own home) she looked at the date… 1st August… She heard the noise from upstairs tell her (by using her 7th sense) that her parents where up. She stared at the moving photo of: her, Ron and Harry. She grinned guiltily then walked over to the fridge for some food.
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Harry crept into his room when soon after the door shook because he was later getting up. His aunt was now really, really fat as she said they had started to got to McDonalds as Dudley had done well in his exams. He looked out the window longingly, hoping Hermione was looking for him, but she wasn't.
"Where were you yesterday, BOY!" his uncle yelled, "I told you to come in but you didn't…" The Dursley then simultaneously computed and he woke up finding himself in a cornfield.
He was not alone… there was Ron. Crying. Harry felt a tang of guilt. He crept forward and whispered in his ear…
"What's wrong?" Ron turned around and sobbed on Harry's shoulder.
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Harry and Ron walked along the road and Ron was laughing, Harry was telling Ron about his dream and Ron was laughing his head of.
"Harry, I'm so sorry!!!" Harry nodded and informed him that girls, right now where the least of his worries. Ron suggested that they went to the Burrow and stays there for a bit. Harry agreed, and muttered:
"Accio Firebolt!" They firebolt came racing towards them and they mounted it and set off to the Burrow.
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Ginny grinned as Malfoy kissed her, she knew her parents would kill her but the chances of being caught made it very exciting. Malfoy pulled away and after catching his breath bent over for more.
Harry and Ron opened the door and saw them two snogging. Ron exploded like a nuclear bomb, Harry tried to not laugh but Ron gave him a Devil's Stare.
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//You could be mine, baby, what's your star sign?/
//Won't you take a step into the lion's den/
//I can hear my conscience calling you, calling you/
//Say I'm gonna be a bad girl again/
//Why don't you come on over, we can't leave this all undone/
//Got a devil on my shoulder, there's no place for you to run/
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"What the hell is going on Ginny!!" Ron roared, Ginny gasped and saw her brother fuming and Harry laugh silently. Ron glared at Harry who started to say exactly what Ron was saying (as they knew each other very well and speech that Ron used to Ginny never changed) "I've never felt so appalled!!! You are too young to date! You are so going to be grounded" Harry burst out laughing and Malfoy could help but join him… Ginny glared at Ron making Harry and Malfoy to almost die of laughter.
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Hermione awoke to find her window open. Strange, she thought. I don't remember opening it. She got up gradually and closed the window. She looked over to her night stand, and saw a strange book with the words… The Standard Book of Spells Grade 5 by Miranda Goshawk. Hermione stared at it… It was almost eerie, she looked bewildered as she hadn't been to Diagon Alley. She mused with it while she got dressed and in came her 16 year old cousin, she blushed as she was only in her bra. He glance at her and smiled.
"Ops! Sorry Herm… My. My. don't we look like a woman today?" Hermione blushed crimson as he left the room. She was sure he wasn't talking about her face…
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Seamus Finnegan looked out of the window, he looked grim, his summer was crap and his parents were out of town, so that left him alone. Right? WRONG!!! There was a knock on his door. Seamus opened it and in came Molly Weasley!! She smiled warmly at him.
"Ron and Ginny are arguing at home, do you want to come with us?" Seamus nodded and Molly and Seamus apparated back to the Burrow.
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Ron threw out Malfoy and screamed at him for coming and that his presence wasn't welcome in their home. Harry was now glaring at Malfoy and Ginny was on strike as Malfoy was going. She threw such a tantrum and in the end Ron had to do a full body binder on her.
Molly Weasley finally came home and demanded for Ron to tell her what had happened. Harry and Seamus ran for cover and both started to talk about their summer. Ron came out about 10 minutes later to tell them that he was grounded and had to go and de-gnome the garden, plus that dinner would be in an hour. Seamus and Harry offered to help, so they had a competition to see who could throw the gnome the furthers. Ron won by miles and Harry suggest him becoming a chaser and Seamus a beater. Ron turned a funny crimson colour and looked at the ground, at this Harry burst out laughing. Ron thought Harry had been joking, but he assured Ron that he was only laughing because he was blushing. Ron glared at him, so Seamus joined in. Ron stomped off.
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"Hermione dear?" Mrs Granger called, "When do you need to be at Platform 9 ¾?" Hermione shrugged. She felt her cousin gaze on her making her shiver. She asked her mother why she had this book and her mother said that she had gone to Diagon alley to get them for her, so she could study, Hermione groaned.
"MUM!" She groaned, "It's the summer, I'll do my homework later!!! (A/N: I think Hermione only does her homework because she hates her parents screaming at her… Please don't burn my hotmail inbox with all the flamers… As I know what I'm Doing!!!!) I'm going to the cinema! Tom do you want to come?" Her cousin nodded and follower her out the door.
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//You don't have to act like a star, trying moves in the back of your car/
//But you know that we can go far, coz tonight you're gonna get my (kiss kiss)/
//Don't play the games that you play, coz you know that I won't run away/
//Why aren't you asking me to stay, coz tonight I'm gonna give you my (kiss kiss)/
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Harry and Ron ate their dinner in silence, Mrs. Weasley was lecturing Ginny when Harry asked, "Where is everyone?" Mrs. Weasley smiled.
"They are all at the ministry, Arthur is now the Minister of Magic; as Fudge is missing. Seems to happen often. Anyway, the twins are working in the ministry of magic creatures and Percy is working in Romania with Charlie!" Harry was dumbfounded, Ron gasped.
"My potatoes are cold!" he whined, "I can't eat them!" Harry stared in disbelief… He saw the dark mark on Ron's arm.
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//If you forget, I'll remind you, if you're paranoid, I'm behind you/
//If you lose your head, I'll find you, sending you my kiss/
//If you forget, I'll remind you, if you're paranoid, I'm behind you/
//If you lose your head, I'll find you, kiss, kiss/
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A spider spun it's thread down until it landed on Peter Parker's hand. He thanked the red headed girl and then the spider bit him. He shook his hand in pain and let the spider fall to the ground and it scurried off.
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Hermione smiled at her cousin, he excused himself for the toilet, she watched him walk out; then met the gaze of Dean Thomas. She grinned at him and he grinned back.
It was now at a soppy bit and Hermione 'accidentally' cuddled up to Dean, he looked at her and kiss her passionately.
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//Don't, don't, (kiss kiss) I, I, don't, don't, ki-ki, I, I/
//Don't, don't, mwah, don't, don't, don't, oh yeah/
//Don't have to act like a, trying moves in the back of your/
//But you know that we can go, coz tonight you're gonna get my/
//Ahh, ahh, mwah/
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BANG! The man jumped, he was panting in the heat. A murderous figure moved in the room.
"Who's there!" the man asked, he heard whistling and pushed against the back wall, "Go away!! I said GO away!" A serpent hissed and slither around him eyeing him very carefully. A rat squeaked and bit him on the hand, causing the man to groan in pain. The rat changed form into a little fat man. Who looked uncertain.
"Master, why do we need the Minister of magic?" Fudge recognised who this was and glared at him.
"Your alive… You fucker!!! Black has been to hell because of *howls in pain* you!" Wormtail glared back and tried to keep the minister from knowing who was behind him until…
"Fudge… look behind you… I'm back and the first soul for the Fuji ritual starts with you… You must be honoured!!! You can finally meet the worthless people like yourself who put shame on the death eaters. Barty Crouch Jr. was to easy to manipulate and now it is your turn to meet your doom! Send my love!!! Pacifica Luminous!" Voldemort screamed in agony as Fudge soul leaked into him. Making him stronger. He now had a head… Of a boy.
"The god is back!!" he declared to Wormtail, "I want Arthur Weasley, next and Lucius Malfoy!" Wormtail got sent to work.
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"Where is Arthur?" Mrs. Weasley asked impatiently for the millionth time! "He was meant to be here 12 hours ago!" It was 9 o'clock in the morning and Ron, Seamus and Ginny had just woke up to find a distraught Mrs. Weasley walking around he house saying the same thing over and over again.
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//You don't have to act like a star, trying moves in the back of your car/
//But you know that we can go far, coz tonight you're gonna get my (kiss kiss)/
//Don't play the games that you play, coz you know that I won't run away/
//Why aren't you asking me to stay, coz tonight I'm gonna give you my (kiss kiss)/
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"Arthur, can you come here please!" the receptionist called from out side his office, he thought he could here choking but he gathered it was from the cells (he was in Azkaban), he opened the door to see the receptionist lying on the floor, she was unconscious, he saw Lucius Malfoy being wrestled by what looked like the king of the serpents, the Basilisk. He felt hot breath from behind him, making the hairs on the back of his neck stand up. He looked at it through his glasses and he past out as he was petrified to a great extent. The same happened to Malfoy. This made Voldemort very happy.
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"Excellent! Harry Potter will be pleased!!" Voldemort shouted gleefully and whispered, "Harry would love to dream about this!!!!" The laughs faded as Harry woke with a scream and his scar was in such pain that you of thought stampede of elephants would have stomped on it. Hermione and everyone ran upstairs to find Harry on the floor with blood spewing out of his scar. Harry, after the lost of blood, fainted.
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