King of Villains
I'm an evil villain, what's a matter with that?
I'm really cool, though my friends think I'm fat
I wanna conquer the world, like every villain does
But I got an edge, over them cuz:
I think up evil schemes,
Build laser beams,
Accomplish my dreams,
Eat pastry creams,
Make heroes scream,
(That's how I let off steam),
I think I should be deemed:
King of Villains!
Yes, King of Villains!
Wouldn't you agree?
(If not, I'll feed your dog
Poison pedigree)