To the tune of the little song Frodo sings to Quasimodo before Quasi sings out there.
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(In Leonard's room)
Vetinari:
The world is ruthless, the world is erroneous
It's I alone who you can trust in this whole city
I am your only friend
I, who keep you, stock you, feed you, dress you
I who encourage your ideas
How can I protect you, man, unless you always stay in here?
Away in here.
Remember what life was like Leonard.
You are a genius (Leonard): I am a genius
And you are brilliant (Leonard): And I am brilliant
And these are crimes for which the Disc shows little pity
You do not comprehend (Leonard): You are my one protector
Out there, they'll revile you as insane (Leonard): I am not insane
Out there, they will hate and disapprove and criticize (Leonard): Not insane
Why invite their slander and alarm, stay in here
Be faithful to me (Leonard): I'm faithful
Grateful to me (Leonard): I'm grateful
Do as I say, obey, (Leonard): I'll stay
(Both): In here.
